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'Shislif' connected

BOB Hello there Sharif!

BOB and that is an amazing streak you have

BOB You have been the first one in once a year every year you have been here.

BOB From October of 2022 until now

Shislif (MeLange): Hello hello :)

BOB Also this being your fourth year is pretty cool

MeLange: you talking to me?

BOB How was your week?

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

BOB Yeap

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol my bad

BOB I will put it back in for you, you missed the first part

Shislif (MeLange): not bad it was spring break this week so got to do my sessions in the morning so I make it on time today

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol I got the amazing streak part

BOB Hello there Sharif! and that is an amazing streak you have You have been the first one in once a year every year you have been here. From October of 2022 until now Also this being your fourth year is pretty cool

Shislif (MeLange): Ah nice thanks!

Shislif (MeLange): I'll go for once a year lol

BOB Just a weird quirk I noticed when I looked back to see when the last time you were first was

Shislif (MeLange): Lol yea I usually tend towards tardiness :)

BOB We are glad to have you

Shislif (MeLange): thanks glad to be here, sort of nice to have the rest of the day

BOB nods, It is nice to have this to depend on

Shislif (MeLange): was gonna say sorry about the hoopla in florida, but I guess now there's just so much hoopla everywhere

Shislif (MeLange): lol yes

BOB Yeah Leon County is a mess

BOB at least in the end if got sorted out

Shislif (MeLange): yea that's good

Shislif (MeLange): I was in the backyard earlier working with the kiddo and three police helicopters were circling above, was like oh there's something going on

Shislif (MeLange): but then they left so was cool

BOB oh man

Shislif (MeLange): LA, what ya gonna do

Shislif (MeLange): Any fun summer plans?

BOB No

BOB Maybe end of yearr,

Shislif (MeLange): nice, I'm sure Florida is very pleasant in the summer time :)

BOB Just noot trusting things to go out of Country right now

BOB grins, well I do have to work

BOB Have the Summer Learning Program to work

BOB June 1st to August 8th

'Carissa' connected

Shislif (MeLange): Ah good point, I worry about that too, but I think you should be fine though I would think?

BOB I am a white male yes I will be fine

BOB anyone else?

BOB shrugs

Shislif (MeLange): lol yea

BOB And Carissa is here, HUZZAH

Shislif (MeLange): Huzzah!

Carissa: Huzzah!

'Lisa' connected

BOB that brings Lisa into existence now too

Carissa: Huzzah!

Glimber Silvernose: Hello all :)

BOB When I was looking for encounters today there was an interesting Sand creature that could be fun.... except that water acts like a Slow spell on it and it cannot attack

BOB So not the ideal beach creature

Shislif (MeLange): Does sound fun

BOB But will remember for the next desert time

Carissa: Next desert? Over Vee's dead body.

Carissa: Not like, because she died, but because I think a desert would mummifiy her. She's too much salt and water.

Shislif (MeLange): Vee died?!

Carissa: No!

Carissa: ...unless we go to a desert.

BOB But Dessert......

Shislif (MeLange): better not be!

Carissa: is dellicious

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): always want seconds!

'TMO' connected

TMO (Rothuss Carder): hey howdy

BOB How is life TMO?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Hi TMO :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's been a weird week

Shislif (MeLange): agreed

Shislif (MeLange): also Hi TMO

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I've spent most of the week with asthma-like symptoms, and I've never ever ever had anything like it in my life. I'm guessing pulling weeds last weekend in the yard I found something new to me.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): so mowing this weekend is going to be interesting

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Not good

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): still have covid masks?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): yep

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): maybe would help?

Carissa: hi tmo!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): maybe. will see if mowing causes issues or if it was a one-off

Carissa: wear a mask

Carissa: no

Carissa: that's how you get bronchitis or an ashma attack

Carissa: just wear a mask

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Hi Sharif and Carissa!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): on the plus side, we've managed to keep up our one-box a day average, so progress is being made

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): very good

BOB That is very good

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I need to figure out what's going where in my office though. it's piling up here. :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, thought about telling you, but then didn't: JTom will be late. The family's off at a Good Friday thing at church

Shislif (MeLange): Oh sounds good

BOB So this is the group then, Wendy will be late, JTom will be late, Spring will be out

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): tis a very Good Friday

BOB I am pretty happy about it

Shislif (MeLange): cool cool

BOB so it is the Morning of the 1st

BOB You have had mushroom wine, the parade, mushroom wine, the celebration, more mushroom wine

BOB You wake up and walk the 2 miles back to the Lady, where Ratbone has been watching for you

Rothuss Carder: I hope there's no mushroom men round here.

Vee Barlett: might be drunk.

Vee Barlett: I wonder why wine made from them be like.

BOB Temp has the staff and did not think to use it

Vee Barlett: You ready to go Glimbs?

Glimber Silvernose: Yes it's time

Vee Barlett: Gonna miss yer fam?

Rothuss Carder: Last chance for a bit to stay.

Glimber Silvernose: A little but they are a little much now

MeLange: I got mushrooms that were hounded by grandad... and then he liked it... but itsss okk

MeLange: I'm not mad

MeLange hiccup

Vee Barlett: Yar family be like that sometimes.

Vee Barlett: Well then let's be headin' out.

Glimber Silvernose: Right

BOB So with a bit of luck on rowing you should be back out towards the open sea by night fall

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 6]

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20-1 = 13]

Vee Barlett: is apparently not drunk.

BOB and Rothuss, Melange, and Temp can do a second show

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 14]

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 7] [d20-1 = 15]

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20-1 = 5]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh lawdy

BOB Just the two encounter rolls

'wyjyoon' connected

Glimber Silvernose: [d20 = 17]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): d20 sharif

BOB and Wendy is in just in time to take the ...... wheel as the crew is tossed overboard

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): hey

Carissa (Vee Barlett): rude

MeLange: [d20 = 1]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): NO BAD

Carissa (Vee Barlett): try again

Shislif (MeLange): lol

BOB LOL

BOB See

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ok and now ...

Shislif (MeLange): 1 is bad right?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): for encounters yes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): unless Bob decided today that low is good

BOB Letting Wendy get settled

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes doesn't show her in yet for us

BOB brb refilling

wyjyoon: hello friends :)

wyjyoon: all I saw was something about encounters

TMO (Rothuss Carder): welcome!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi wendy!

Shislif (MeLange): Hi Wendy!

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks! hi everyone :)

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): Hi Wendy :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): sailing going good?

wyjyoon (Temperance): or not sailing yet

TMO (Rothuss Carder): rowing rolls made. first encounter roll made

wyjyoon (Temperance): OH I just saw that 1 in the chat

BOB Yeah

BOB About that

Carissa (Vee Barlett): bob needs his eyes checked

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it was actually an 11

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks TMO :)

Werner Hertzberg: STOP THERE YOU VILE SCURVY NAGS

BOB You do not see anyone

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20-1 = 8]

Glimber Silvernose: Who said that?

wyjyoon (Temperance): is Bless still in effect? nice

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): shouldn't be

Vee Barlett: I ain't drunk? You heard somethin' too?

BOB No bless is not in effect

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

BOB I will fix as we go

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol was trying to figure out where that bonus came from

Glimber Silvernose: We're not nags!

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders as she looks around.

Vee Barlett: Some of y'all are...

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20-1 = 12]

Werner Hertzberg: WHAT ARE YOU THEN? RIPPING ME OUT OF MY SLEEP

Vee Barlett: Can't see ya to know who you is that we did that too.

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20-1 = 7]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 16]

BOB You can clearly hear the voice, but you cannot see anyone

Vee Barlett: is maybe a little buzzed.

Glimber Silvernose: I'm a gnome not a nag

Glimber Silvernose: Not a spy either!

Glimber Silvernose: Sorry we woke you

Vee Barlett: MARCO!

Werner Hertzberg: GNOMES ARE JUST AS BAD AS SPYS

Glimber Silvernose: Are not!

Vee Barlett: waits for Polo.

Glimber Silvernose: Who are you?

Shislif (MeLange): who is bat?

Werner Hertzberg: WERNER HERTZBERG THE MOST DANGEROUS PIRATE ON THE SEAS

Vee Barlett: snorts.

Glimber Silvernose: Ohhhh

Rothuss Carder: sits on a barrel and kicks at the sides as he listens.

Vee Barlett: Pirate of what?

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Glimber Silvernose: Are you a ghost?

Vee Barlett: looks to the barrel.

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 7) [FAILURE by 5] [d20-1 = 12]

MeLange: Straberries?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20-1 = 13]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20-1 = 11]

wyjyoon (Temperance): flashbacking to ghost pirates.....

Vee Barlett: wonders if she recognizes the name.

Rothuss Carder: kicks the barrel again.

BOB No to remembering the name as someone you know but perhaps it is not someone from the northern island kingdoms?

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Vee Barlett: Pirate from where?

MeLange: I wonder with stadberries... <hiccuP> is fine what is with salt maybe

Vee Barlett: Get outta the barrel and face us.

Rothuss Carder: checks to see if someone is somehow throwing their voice.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20-1 = 11]

Inv Zora Polasis: Warner Hertzberg doesn't sound like a legendary pirate name. Are pirates supposed to be named Fearsome or Dread or Wesley or something like that?

Vee Barlett: Don't tell me you IS the barrel? Be like them trees...

BOB I will say that Roth feels like the voice is coming from multiple spots

BOB (OH OH OH next Sunday I am going to see Princess Bride at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts, and Carrie Elwes is leading a discussion about the movie!!!!)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ow wow!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): have fun!

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds fun! let us know how it goes!

Rothuss Carder: tries throwing his voice to one of the other spots the voice appears to be coming from.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent (Unfamiliar) [PERCENT:Land Scent (Unfamiliar)] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 78] [d100-1 = 98]

Rothuss Carder: Why are you here?

Vee Barlett: tries to smell something unfamiliar but it all is.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 12]

Werner Hertzberg: TELL ME WHO I HAVE CAPTUREED

TMO (Rothuss Carder): grabble snaggle frizzlefarts

Glimber Silvernose: Not me!

Werner Hertzberg: YOU SCURVY NAGS

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Glimber Silvernose: Not nags!

Vee Barlett: What's a nag to ya?

MeLange: Hot bags!

Werner Hertzberg: NEVER AGAIN GOING SAILING

MeLange points

Vee Barlett: Ya must be a land pirate. Reason yer lame.

MeLange chuckles

Werner Hertzberg: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME

Vee Barlett: Barlett.

Werner Hertzberg: YOU MUST BE SCURVY NAGS

MeLange: Is farm tired? makes him sad

Rothuss Carder: How dare you try to steal my name! MY name is Werner Hertzberg, you foul scallywag!

Werner Hertzberg: BARLETT IS NOT A PIRATE

MeLange: yea!

Vee Barlett: Then what is he?

Werner Hertzberg: SHE IS JEWERLY THIEF

Vee Barlett: What kinda jewels?

Werner Hertzberg: (MUTTERING) SHE WAS PARTIAL TO PEARLS

Vee Barlett: narrows eyes.

Vee Barlett: What's her first name?

MeLange: Vee

Werner Hertzberg: (MUTTERING) GLORINA

MeLange Smiles and raises a brow

Vee Barlett: snorts again.

Rothuss Carder: kicks his barrel again.

MeLange sways a little

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Vee Barlett: I'm gonna stab yer barrel soon if ya don't come out.

Vee Barlett: Or you just tag along while we kidnap ya. We got places to go.

Werner Hertzberg: STAB AWAY FAKE PIRATE BARLETT

Rothuss Carder: goes over to his big drum and pulls the large drumsticks out of the case.

Vee Barlett: Glorina Barlett don't sound like fun anyways.

MeLange: Hehe

MeLange: I did think it was on the anyways you know?

Rothuss Carder: spins the sticks in his hands, and then starts pounding out a fast staccato beat on the barrel. Not trying for anything musical.

Temperance: watches quietly from the sidelines.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH OUCH OUCH

Werner Hertzberg: ouch ouch ouch

Vee Barlett: Wanna look in that barrel?

BOB and quieter ouch ouch ouch

Rothuss Carder: stops beating.

Temperance: Why is it echoing like that?

MeLange looks at Rothuss

Rothuss Carder: shrugs.

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20-1 = 15]

BOB LOL

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20-1 = 16]

Temperance: has no idea either.

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 2]

BOB I think that is what 2 sucessful checks so far?

BOB now 3

Vee Barlett: goes to open the barrel and look in.

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm about this close to detect magic-ing it

BOB The barrel is full of water

Shislif (MeLange): me?

BOB Like it is supposed to be

Vee Barlett: takes a dagger and stabs it into the water.

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

BOB SPLASH

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Vee Barlett: shrugs.

Temperance: focuses on the barrel as she casts.

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Detect Magic

Temperance: [EFFECT] Detect Magic [UNITS MIN] [ = 1]

BOB The Entire Lady glows with magic a faint background glow

Temperance: is realizing she should've trusted her instincts and cast it sooner.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): do we all see the glow, or just her?

BOB Temp and Vee can both make an intelligence check at a plus 8

Carissa (Vee Barlett): because of the shark thing

BOB and only Temp sees the effects of the spell

BOB and see how good Vee is?

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh geez not at +8

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] [+8] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20+7 = 12]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): thought so, just checking

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wow

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] [+5] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20-6 = 6]

Shislif (MeLange): also wow

wyjyoon (Temperance): so i couldn't do 8

Carissa (Vee Barlett): but still because of the figurehead makes the whole ship magic

Shislif (MeLange): nice

BOB Lower left box for Modifier you can type anything in there

GM: +200 [d20+200 = 211]

wyjyoon (Temperance): it wouldn't edit for me

wyjyoon (Temperance): so i just used the highest number i could click

BOB also the slash roll will give you options

GM: [3d20+200 = 240]

wyjyoon (Temperance): um....

BOB In any case both Temp and Vee do figure out that yes the magical figurehead on the ship now makes the entire ship magical to a small degree

Carissa (Vee Barlett): must work to make it bigge degree

BOB Wendy if you type slash (the ? key) then space then d20 plus 200 you will get

GM: [d20+200 = 201]

wyjyoon (Temperance): that's not what i meant to do at all

BOB When ever you want to roll anything different than a standard skill check etc

wyjyoon (Temperance): well... I'll see if I can work this out on a different day. I think the slash commands don't function on my end the way it's supposed to

Glimber Silvernose: +200 [d20+200 = 220]

BOB there you go

BOB from Lisa

wyjyoon (Temperance): I just get a lot of weird text

Glimber Silvernose: +200 [d20+200 = 213]

BOB you might have extra spaces Wendy

Rothuss Carder: -200 [d20-200 = -198]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): I just put 200 in modifier and rolled a d20

BOB that works better

BOB But overall you are sailing along

BOB after a brief weird ..... over with? ..... talk with Werner

BOB about an hour later

Rothuss Carder: taps the barrel again, just to check.

Werner Hertzberg: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Vee Barlett: WHEREVER WE WANT.

Vee Barlett: You can leave whenever, ya know.

Werner Hertzberg: NO NEED TO YELL PIRATE VEE BARLETT

Werner Hertzberg: I CANNOT LEAVE YOU STOLE ME

Vee Barlett: I'LL YELL IF I WANT

Vee Barlett: How can we steal ya if we ain't sure where ya are?

Temperance: ... You're both yelling....

MeLange: Don't yell you guysss!!!

Werner Hertzberg: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

Vee Barlett: WHERE ARE YOU?

Werner Hertzberg: HERE

MeLange: HERE!

Rothuss Carder: taps on a railing.

Werner Hertzberg: WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS ANYONE

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

MeLange: Wait I didn't hear my name!

Werner Hertzberg: WHO ARE YOU ?

Vee Barlett: I'M ON THE DECK OF THE SHIP.

Rothuss Carder: taps on the mast.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

MeLange: hehe

Rothuss Carder: taps on MeLange's noggin.

Glimber Silvernose: What was the last thing you stole Vee? Maybe it's a ghost in that

Vee Barlett: WHAT DO YOU SEE WERNER?

Vee Barlett: I ain't steal nothin'!

Vee Barlett: I just take things people forget about and give them a new home.

Rothuss Carder: taps his drumsticks together.

Werner Hertzberg: SHE IS A PIRATE

MeLange: Oh Hi Rothuss!

MeLange: Rothussssss

Vee Barlett: WHY YOU THINK I'M A PIRATE?

Werner Hertzberg: YOU ARE A PIRATE YOU HAVE A PIRATE SHIP

Rothuss Carder: Sorry Mel. Just kitting all the wooden things I can find.

Vee Barlett: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A PIRATE SHIP?

MeLange: It's ok Rothusssssss

Glimber Silvernose: Tempe can you do a remove the ghost spell?

MeLange puts hand on Rothuss shoulder

MeLange: I love you

Temperance: shakes her head.

Werner Hertzberg: LOOK AT YOUR SHIP

Temperance: With all this ruckus, I wish I had that ability.

Werner Hertzberg: WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THIS SHIP BUT A PIRATE

Inv Zora Polasis: I dunno. I kind of like this Werner fellow. He's entertaining

Rothuss Carder: Heh. Love you too, man.

Werner Hertzberg: AND YOUR MOTHER SAID YOU ARE A PIRATE

Vee Barlett: WHAT ANGLE YOU LOOKIN' AT IT FROM?

Rothuss Carder: Hold that thought, just had an idea. Probably a weird one.

Vee Barlett: I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER

Werner Hertzberg: NOT ANY MORE SHE IS DEAD

Glimber Silvernose: Everyone has a mother!

Glimber Silvernose: SEE! GHOST!!!

Vee Barlett: SHE'S BEEN DEAD TO ME FOR YEARS, YAR.

Rothuss Carder: stashes his drumsticks away and climbs out on the prow of the ship and hangs his head over the edge to look at the figurehead.

Glimber Silvernose: She's dead. He's dead. They talk

MeLange: I don't have a mother either!

Glimber Silvernose: Yes you do!

MeLange starts to tear up

Vee Barlett: WHO BE MY MOTHER GHOST MAN? YER MAKIN' SHIT UP.

Rothuss Carder: pokes the figurehead in the forehead with a finger.

MeLange: it's like... so sad you know... a baby and no mommy

Vee Barlett: thinks Glimber is on to something finally.

BOB BOB forgets what Vee's mother's name actually is

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Emilia French

MeLange: and it's like...

Temperance: hands Mel a handkerchief.

MeLange sniffles

MeLange: where is she you know?

Glimber Silvernose: Sorry MeLange

MeLange: oh thank you

Rothuss Carder: Nnnope! Apparently not!

MeLange wipes his nose

Rothuss Carder: pulls himself back on deck.

Temperance: Apparently not what?

Temperance: pats Mel on the back gently.

Vee Barlett: This ghost thing be full of shit, guys. We'll exorcist it later...

Vee Barlett: Wait! Ain't that somethin' priestess do?

MeLange smiles

Vee Barlett: looks at Tempe.

Rothuss Carder: Thought maybe the figurehead had come alive and was the whole ship.

Glimber Silvernose: Can't Tempe turn it or something?

Glimber Silvernose: Turn around ghopst man!

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh yeah

wyjyoon (Temperance): casually forgot I had that

Vee Barlett: WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE, WERNER? YER FULL OF SHIT AND NO ONE LIKES THAT.

Temperance: If he's an Undead, then yes.

Vee Barlett: definitely doesn't need therapy if the problem goes away.

Rothuss Carder: I mean, a talking ship could be worth some money

Werner Hertzberg: YOU ARE AFRAID TO KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTHER THINKS OF YOU

Temperance: I wish I knew what my mother thought of me

Temperance: I never met her.

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): aren't we a motherless bunch

Vee Barlett: I CAN'T CARE ABOUT WHAT I AIN'T HAVE... wait, no I mean I do like havin' money and I ain't have it...

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders and see if she needs to Turn Undead it.

Vee Barlett: AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Werner Hertzberg: YOU TOLD ME WHO YOU ARE PIRATE CAPTAIN VEE BARLETT

Werner Hertzberg: SO I ASKED AROUND

Vee Barlett: ASKED WHO?? I ain't even know what ya are!

Rothuss Carder: So, outta curiosity, has the ship talked to anyone but the Cap'n? It ignores me unless I'm beating on it.

Vee Barlett: HUMOR ME THEN WHAT THIS IMAGINARY GHOST SAY?

Temperance: Hm... I don't think so.

Vee Barlett: Guys, I ain't drunk, right? I didn't think I was more than buzzed. Glimbs, does that mushroom wine make ya trip?

BOB So have Roth roll a wisdom check at a plus four

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom [EFFECTS +1] [+4] (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 5] [d20-5 = 14]

BOB close but not

Vee Barlett: stomps on the ship deck.

MeLange: it's ok Roth, wisdom is for old people anyway

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, you sweet simple folks - you think giving him a BONUS will help? I'll just roll WORSE

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: Told ya you ain't wise.

BOB WOW to the priestess Temp

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20-1 = 5]

Vee Barlett: looks to see if something about the ship looks off.

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): not sure I'm looking at right table but you need a 7th lvl priest to turn a ghost

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to access via phone because I can't do it on laptop rn

BOB Temp is level 6

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): seems ghosts are hard to get rid of

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (but now vee wants to know what this ghost knows)

wyjyoon (Temperance): so yes, you have to be lvl 7, and roll a 20 to turn a ghost

Vee Barlett: Ok if ya can't get rid of a ghost, how ya get it to talk? Any ghost torturin' techniques ya know?

BOB and yes it seems that it responds to Roth banging on the wood of the ship, but it does not respond to other people asking questions only Vee

BOB LOL

Shislif (MeLange): go Vee

Vee Barlett: SO WHATCHA WANT, GHOST BOY? BESIDES MAKIN' UP STORIES AN' MAKIN' ME MAD?

MeLange: yea!

MeLange: backs her up

Temperance: I don't know, I've never tortured anyone, let alone a ghost.

Inv Zora Polasis: Wener you will answer all of Vee's questions immediately!

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Intimidation [MOD:CHA] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 5] [d20-1 = 17]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hard to intimidate what you can't see, lo

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): 2nd week of failing my intimidations

Werner Hertzberg: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Vee Barlett: WHEREVER I WANNA GO

Rothuss Carder: goes back to lounging and listening to the arguing.

Vee Barlett: MAYBE I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO PA SINCE YA NOSY ABOUT MY FAMILY.

MeLange: yea!

MeLange puts his chin up

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe he would go away if you let me steer for a bit

Vee Barlett: glares at Zora.

Rothuss Carder: chuckles.

Inv Zora Polasis: Since Lirt is studying and you're arguing

Werner Hertzberg: SHE SAYS HE WILL JUST FIND ANOTHER WOMAN

MeLange: hehe

Vee Barlett: THAT AIN'T NO SECRET. WHAT ELSE SHE GOTTA SAY?

Inv Zora Polasis: Well that sounds about right ...

MeLange: yea what else?!

Rothuss Carder: tries skritching a railing with a drumstick.

BOB .ouch

Rothuss Carder: hmm, odd

Rothuss Carder: stops skritching.

Vee Barlett: Rothuss stop hittin' him until I get answers!.... oh wait that be a good torture fer ghost!

Vee Barlett: Damnit, do I got a haunted ship?

BOB It seems that intentionally making noise irritates Werner, but normal just walking and rowing does not

Vee Barlett: At least it ain't me mother hauntin' it. Ugh. Ain't thought about her in long time.

Vee Barlett: DAMN YOU WERNER.

Rothuss Carder: stashes away the drumsticks and pulls out his pipe and begins playing a quiet background tune.

BOB No apparent interactions with Werner

Vee Barlett : [Translation] curses Werner again in a high screeching language noise.

curses Werner again in a high screeching language noise.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: Music soothes the savage ship?

Vee Barlett: mutters as she goes back to guiding the ship.

Temperance: He's gone quiet now, so perhaps.

Vee Barlett: Maybe he'll get bored and leave.

MeLange: yea?

Rothuss Carder: Nah, I can pull him back whenever.

Rothuss Carder: whacks a railing.

MeLange: nice whacking Roth

Vee Barlett: I ain't sure I like ya smackin' around me ship but if it pisses off Werner, I ain't fully opposed right now.

Rothuss Carder: Huh. Maybe he *is* gone.

Vee Barlett: ARE YOU STILL THERE WERNER?

BOB ouch

BOB OUCH

Vee Barlett: Guess so.

Rothuss Carder: Ah, there he is...

MeLange: he probably wants us to walk or row or something... such a child

Temperance: So loud noise will bring him back...

Temperance: Interesting.

MeLange: huh

MeLange starts walking

BOB normal

MeLange: starts rowing

Temperance: So nothing to footsteps.

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 18] [d20-1 = 0]

MeLange: Booyaa!

Rothuss Carder: Congrats, Cap'n! Your ship's grumpy ol' man!

Temperance: muffles a laugh.

Vee Barlett: The LADY Grim ain't grumpy.

Temperance: Who would've imagined that.

Temperance: shakes her head.

BOB ooo Werner and Lady getting it on late at night while who is on watch?

wyjyoon (Temperance): ........

Carissa (Vee Barlett): vee usually is on second

Carissa (Vee Barlett): going to fully ignore your implications there

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss is usually on anything *but* second

Carissa (Vee Barlett): actually unless we anchor.... vee has to double shift or all shifts

Vee Barlett: ....or trust zora....

BOB So in any case that was your first encounter

wyjyoon (Temperance): usually first or last, depending on what works for the team

BOB who wants to roll your second one now?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): the other roll was a 17 so no encounter ...

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's still ongoing - we can't *possibly* have a second until this one is resolved!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): :D

Vee Barlett: [d20 = 12]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): I rolled a 17 and Sharif a 1

Shislif (MeLange): lol

BOB so you make it back down to the inn again

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh good we can sleep there!

MeLange: Woooo we Inn!

MeLange: I love mushroom wine

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): no vee has to sleep on the ship

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she will

Vee Barlett: I thought I did but now I'm wonderin' if I had a bad acid trip.

BOB Wendy has the names

BOB For the people in the bar

BOB from that session

wyjyoon (Temperance): .... is it the same people

BOB It is a very small place, three whole buildings

BOB Not going to make you RP out a new play

Carissa (Vee Barlett): booooo

wyjyoon (Temperance): Agapion Morozov

Carissa (Vee Barlett): do one about a haunted ship! or mushroom men! or land pirates!!

BOB That is apparently 1 vote for a new play

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh thank you

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I've been cudgeling brains

wyjyoon (Temperance): and Ruslan Olkhovsky

wyjyoon (Temperance): those are the two i got

BOB So drinking and singing and acting

BOB You have it in you Wendy and Sharif?

BOB We know TMO can put on a play at the drop of a hat

wyjyoon (Temperance): um... do what now

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 4]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooh and you got the four member for the trope now!

wyjyoon (Temperance): sure i guess i'll do it

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): zora's feeling good

Carissa (Vee Barlett): troop?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (he slightly overestimates my ability to drop hats, but I'll take it)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): liked trope better :)

BOB There you go Roth, Mel, Temp and Zora

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

BOB The Troop Trope

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and it's "troupe" anyways....

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): the troop troupe

wyjyoon (Temperance): this is gonna tickle my brain for a while lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the trope of troops?

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): alliteration and all

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss can use Influence Reactions as backup to anything you come up with.

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh i thought he was nararating

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I thought Bob had passed it to you. I may have misinterpreted

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh shoot my bad, did he?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): what was your intent Bob?

BOB I am not narrating, I am lettign the group display their talents

BOB Zora the instigator

BOB Temp the narator

BOB Roth the percussion

Shislif (MeLange): Tell us your intentions Bob!

BOB and Mel the back up singer

Shislif (MeLange): yeaaa

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the backup singer? I thought he was the actor - multitalented!

Shislif (MeLange): No that was my previous dude

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): zora has no talents

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she looks pretty AND mean! That's talent

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): she can climb into the rafters and speak gnomish

Shislif (MeLange): just like Cher

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Cher can speak gnomish?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): mean hasn't been working for her lately

Temperance: clears her throat as she begins her story on the fly.

Temperance: This is quite fresh in memory, so I suppose I'll go with this. It is one of a ghost, though I'd deem it more... loud and silly than terrifying.

MeLange: does a musical 'ohhhhhh'

MeLange waves his body

Temperance: What would you all say if I told you we've encountered a ship possessed by a spirit?

Rothuss Carder: blows a low discordant note through his pipe

Vee Barlett: is laying on the deck of said ship and trying to hear the tale from the nearby inn.

MeLange: musical 'ahhhhh'

Temperance: I don't think I would've believed it through word of mouth. The idea of it is so bizarre, you see.

Temperance: But there we are, aboard The Mighty Lady Grim after an encounter with the gnomes and the Emerald Mines...

Rothuss Carder: mimcs the sound of a rising wind.

MeLange: Lady Grim!

Glimber Silvernose: claps

MeLange takes a pose

Temperance: The Captain is steering as per usual, paranoid at the thought of allowing anyone to touch her precious wheel.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: pretends to steer a ship spinning a wheel around in circles

Temperance: When you hear the most abhorrent yelling anyone would've heard!

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Inv Zora Polasis: Ahhhhhhh!!!

Rothuss Carder: yells from the rafters

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 3]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): FINALLY!!!!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lmao

Temperance: It sounds scratchy and dry as if it's been buried 6 feet under the waves for 84 years.

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Heyyy..... Bob? could Rothuss actually use Ventriloquism to make his music sound like it was coming from somewhere else?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'd say from the pipe, not from drums. they're not quite that flexible

BOB Yes

TMO (Rothuss Carder): alright, we'll give it a try.

Rothuss Carder: tries to throw his eerie discordant background musical notes to come echoing back down from the rafters.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20-1 = 1]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Carissa (Vee Barlett): wooow

BOB Wendy needs someone to take up the mantle of Narator

'wyjyoon' disconnected

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Zora or MeL, you wanna step in?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): i can just *feel* the enthusaism

BOB chuckles

TMO (Rothuss Carder): like rats fleeing a sinking ship

BOB Mel is here, Zora is here

BOB But it is up to the group

Shislif (MeLange): sorry just got back

BOB You know whis is a safe place

Shislif (MeLange): you mean narrate the play?

BOB yes

Shislif (MeLange): I suppose Mel could do it if Zora isn't interested

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): you're better

Shislif (MeLange): but I am lil tipsy :)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that's a good thing is it not?

Shislif (MeLange): I think so lol

Shislif (MeLange): so we continuing the captain story then?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): your choice - I think it's acceptable to start your own story, and we can pick hers up again later.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and just pretend there wasn't an interruption

TMO (Rothuss Carder): but Bob may prefer continuity

Shislif (MeLange): that was a pretty good start though, was just rereading

'wyjyoon' connected

MeLange: Johnny Boy worked the lower decks where light was precious and the stench thick, but even there Johnny Boy heard the scream

Inv Zora Polasis: screams

Rothuss Carder: continues playing his eerie music from the rafters

MeLange: He looked up and just saw the ship, terrified at the knees, sucha scream shook him to the bone

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (not going to waste two successful rolls!)

MeLange: Suddenly a crash at the hull!

MeLange: And Johnny Boy took a tumble right at where it shook

MeLange: he felt the wood weaken and whimper!

MeLange: and again the entire ship shook, Johhnny Boy right at the center, the hull restraining at best it could, but weakening

MeLange: A shatter and water hits him in the face

MeLange: "Leak!" ye yelled, but no one came

TMO (Rothuss Carder): so tempted to throw a glass of water over a table

Inv Zora Polasis: throws her drink in his face

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol what did i come back to

Shislif (MeLange): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): The Misadventures of Johnny Boy, Deck Swab Extraordinaire

Shislif (MeLange): he tried to seal with it his hands, and another shake, he tried and tried, nobody came to help

MeLange: he tried to seal with it his hands, and another shake, he tried and tried, nobody came to help

MeLange: and leak right to his face!

MeLange: it was crazy!

MeLange: Finally he could resist no longer

MeLange: he had to let of the leak and wipe his face, the salt water stinging his eyes so bad

MeLange: and when he came to put his hands back on the leak...

MeLange: it had stopped

MeLange: Johnny Boy looked in amazement

MeLange: Wanted to look at somebody, anybody to say it was real, a witness, but there was none

wyjyoon (Temperance): ah ok

MeLange: "What the bloodly hell is going on up there?" Johnny Boy thought

Shislif (MeLange): that's all i got lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol nice

TMO (Rothuss Carder): back to Temperance to finish hers?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'll just add to this

Shislif (MeLange): feel like it's another perspective of the same story yea

Temperance: clears her throat carefully.

Temperance: "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOIN ON WITH YOU?" said the voice.

Temperance: "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" asked the voice to Johnny Boy.

Temperance: And Johnny Boy could only look around, confusion marring his face into the sky above and the sea below.

Temperance: "We are heading back home, as the Captain commands," said he.

Temperance: "THE CAPTAIN?" asked the voice. "IS HE THE ONE THAT KIDNAPPED ME, TIED ME TO THIS SHIP?"

Shislif (MeLange): oh dang

Temperance: Johnny Boy thought to himself that he must be mad to be hearing such things, when he could see not a nary soul at all.

Shislif (MeLange): cause it's like a ghost ship, that's what I was going for with plugging the leak lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh lol did i take it in the wrong direction

wyjyoon (Temperance): i came back in the middle and had no idea

Shislif (MeLange): Oh not at all just wanted to make sure it was clear lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's called plot twist

Shislif (MeLange): but any direction is fine you the one narrating ;)

wyjyoon (Temperance): honestly i have no plan for this lol

BOB HAH

Shislif (MeLange): me niether lol why i gave up

BOB now you can be a DM

TMO (Rothuss Carder): plans are for those who prepared ahead

Carissa (Vee Barlett): whether they like it is like a roll of the dice ;)

wyjyoon (Temperance): no thank you bob, i'm already trying not to question whether i should play a priest

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and are willing to be wrong

TMO (Rothuss Carder): play a bard, they're FUN! :D

Shislif (MeLange): this is true

TMO (Rothuss Carder): actually, priests are fun too

TMO (Rothuss Carder): all characters are fun, you just have to find it in there

wyjyoon (Temperance): they are, i just don't have the brains to act the brainy part some days

BOB Feels like done?

Shislif (MeLange): could be a cliffhanger

BOB To move to morning?

BOB and sailing away

BOB set an open course for the virgin sea

Temperance: "The captain does not kidnap," Johnny spoke uncertainly to the air. "In fact, I hardly doubt she has any interest in things other than objects that sparkle. I cannot even see you."

Shislif (MeLange): or you could just say "and they were never heard from again" :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok lol done then

wyjyoon (Temperance): telling you, everything is loading at once

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20-1 = 8]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): for whenver you're done but no rush

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Glimber Silvernose]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on MeLange]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Vee Barlett]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Lirtimya]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Inv Zora Polasis]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Rothuss Carder]

Effect ['Casting Personal Reading;(C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Temperance]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Temperance]

The date is Trall____de, 2nd Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

Old Moon's phase is Full Moon

The time is 6:03 PM

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm fine with bookmarking this for a different time :) Everything is weird on my end as always, so not sure if the story'll continue smoothly

The date is Trall____de, 2nd Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

Old Moon's phase is Full Moon

The time is 6:03 AM

TMO (Rothuss Carder): can finish it online if youwish

wyjyoon (Temperance): nah, all good. i was just pulling what came to me as it came

BOB Heading out

BOB you have full supplies again

Vee Barlett: Yar! We off for the open waters!

Image: Borinquen

Rothuss Carder: So what are 'closed' waters then?

BOB That is your goal for the day

BOB to get around that point

Vee Barlett: We ya gotta row 'cause the banks too close on both sides to get good wind.

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

BOB Just need one more

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]

BOB there you go

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Jinx!

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wow that worked

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

BOB crushing it

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol my bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): how does she fail an int roll but succeed a str roll lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): tonight sure is interesting

TMO (Rothuss Carder): thinking with her biceps tonight

BOB Let us see what type of encounters you have today

Rothuss Carder: taps a railing, just to check.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Werner Hertzberg: WHAT THE HELLS MAN

Rothuss Carder: Still here, Cap'n!

Vee Barlett: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Glimber Silvernose: [d20 = 2]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): man!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): sigh

BOB Ok

BOB so let me get a map

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooh not OK!

Shislif (MeLange): So is dude supposed to be a play on werner herzog?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): at least it wasn't a 1?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): silver-lining lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): maybe Werner gets a ghost friend

wyjyoon (Temperance): two yelling ghosts

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds like cacophony

TMO (Rothuss Carder): "... and then Vee burned the ship to the waterline and retired to a mountain monastary...."

BOB hah

Carissa (Vee Barlett): only if she can shank snowman first and take over

wyjyoon (Temperance): honestly she'd just purchase an exorcism

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wait she doesn't like churchy folk nvm

Carissa (Vee Barlett): or earplugs

BOB So Glimber is inside

BOB Zora and Vee are up on the wheel

wyjyoon (Temperance): effective earplugs

BOB Mell Roth and Temp are on the lower deck

BOB watching the waves

Vee Barlett: watches Zora being suspiciously close to the wheel.

MeLange: oohhhh pretty waves...

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 18]

Temperance: is simply watching the water.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 4 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 4 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

[4] -> [to MeLange] [STATUS: Light]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): animal roll!!

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

[3] -> [to MeLange]

MeLange: hey!

Vee Barlett : [Translation] HEY! GET OFF ME SHIP!

HEY! GET OFF ME SHIP!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): like the one chasing all the surfers in newport beach?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Shislif (MeLange): didn't see that one but sounds like fun lol

Carissa (Vee Barlett): roll animal lore and find out!

Rothuss Carder: rolls off his perch and between Tempe and the whatever-it-is

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 15]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): was funny - one sea lion and over a dozen freaked out surfers

Shislif (MeLange): doh

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh.... as I zoom in it's a lion sea not a sea lion.

BOB SO what happens is that as you are sailing along you come across a pack? pride? schoo? of Sea Lions one of them LEAPS at Mel, managed to score two attacks but does not manage to graple him and pull him off the ship

BOB and now you are at Init on round one

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 3]

Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 5]

Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Temperance: Temperance forced re-roll of initiative.

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 3]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): oh no - they euthanized the sea lion :(

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that is sad

Shislif (MeLange): oh that's a bummer

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oof

TMO (Rothuss Carder): and we are way farther apart than I thought

wyjyoon (Temperance): :(

BOB We did cover it on the show, did not know it was put to sleep

wyjyoon (Temperance): poor sea lion

BOB So Vee is up

BOB Is she leaving the wheel to Zora?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ahahahahaha

wyjyoon (Temperance): Zora is her next pokemon

'Carissa' disconnected

'Carissa' connected

Inv Zora Polasis: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

Glimber Silvernose: [INIT] [d10-10 = -9]

BOB Glimber can come out on deck to see what the noise was

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): looks like the only ones that can see it are the ones on the lower deck

BOB yes

Glimber Silvernose: walks out to the deck

Glimber Silvernose: What's happening?

BOB Well Zora and Vee can see down to it

BOB But Glimber cannot see anything until next round

Temperance: Some creature with a lion's torso and a sea creature's tail jumped up to scratch Melange.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ugh sorry FG crash did I miss any info?

Temperance: has no idea what said creature is.

BOB Some creature with a lion's torso and a sea creature's tail jumped up to scratch Melange.

BOB and Vee is with Zora at the wheel, and is up now

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): not sure how to move glimber without being able to walk through walls

BOB She can leave Zora with the wheel

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 13]

BOB and Glimber is there at the stars down to the main deck now

Vee Barlett: tries to shake it off.

BOB For next round

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): see zora can steer better :)

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 19]

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[INIT] 3 : Personal Reading

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): mutiny on the grim lady

BOB Whose ship is this?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): too many windows

BOB So Temp is up

Vee Barlett: WERNER STOP INTERFERIN'!!

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

BOB You can move across to help Mel, but cannot see any creature to cast at

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh whoops i can't see?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's in the water over the rail

wyjyoon (Temperance): i thought i could from where i was standing, my bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): i guess i'm movin then

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 5 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[INIT] 5 : Inspiration

TMO (Rothuss Carder): the inspiration can be gotten rid of

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): you always get 2 shots per round with a bow

wyjyoon (Temperance): ? i've always done one

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): am I wrong?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): thought that was elf? i dunno anymore

BOB Yes to 2 shots with a bow

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): thank you

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): thought I was crazy

BOB Checking her move

BOB Yes you get two for Temp

BOB if you move half you only get one shot

BOB but she moved less than 60

BOB so two shots

wyjyoon (Temperance): ohh ok got it

wyjyoon (Temperance): i was probably moving more than half most of the time

BOB Yes

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): didn't matter anywayyyy

BOB Very close

BOB missed by 1

TMO (Rothuss Carder): gets tangled in the mane

wyjyoon (Temperance): crossing fingers for next time

Temperance: This thing must have thick fur or something.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ready for me?

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

Rothuss Carder: will run over to the railing near Mel to see if there's something he can do.

BOB It looks like three young males out hunting

wyjyoon (Temperance): i just belatedly realized roth stepped in front of her and she just casually moved around him lol

TMO (Rothuss Carder): we tangoed!

Rothuss Carder: draws his sabre and dagger and will attack if any are in range

BOB The one is

BOB The others have not had a chance to move yet

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20-2 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-gauche (2nd Atk)) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): med or large?

BOB Large

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+1=5)] [d8+1 = 5]

[5] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

'wyjyoon' disconnected

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

BOB Jumping to Zora while Mel is away

BOB and Wendy just dropped also

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oof

Shislif (MeLange): sorry i'm here

BOB Go for it Sharif

TMO (Rothuss Carder): still here

BOB and for Lisa is Zora leaving the wheel? or staying to send Vee down?

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): just one?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): usually I have a window over FG so I can read chat but sometimes it shows Zzzz over me

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): did vee decide to leave the helm?

BOB two

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no vee tried to shake them off the ship

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): L

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=5)] [d8+3 = 5]

[5] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Moderate]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): via ship maneuvers

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Large

Carissa (Vee Barlett): different damage roll

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=6)] [d8+3 = 6]

[6] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

Shislif (MeLange): correct?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): nope

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): Large

Sea Lion 1's health adjusted by +5

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=10)] [d8+3 = 10]

[10] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

Shislif (MeLange): that is the large one i think

Shislif (MeLange): has an L

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): why does it keep saying M?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I dont know...

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): weird

MeLange: oh my combat page it says L

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): bob will fix

TMO (Rothuss Carder): in the text here

'wyjyoon' connected

Shislif (MeLange): yay bob!

BOB let me go back and add some of that back

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (ignore this roll)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): fix bob fix

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [TYPE: piercing, large, magic (2d4+2=7)] [2d4+2 = 7]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): it says DAMAGE (M) for all of them

Shislif (MeLange): sexy dice

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hmm so it is in the text but not damage type

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so lion needs 16 pts back - sorry

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think the M might mean Melee

BOB yes it is doing the correct damage

BOB a d8 +3 for large an d8 + 3 for med

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that's weird too but okay :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): so his axe is the same for both?

Sea Lion 1's health adjusted by +0

Sea Lion 1's health adjusted by +10

BOB Ok so the Seal Lion ! is back to where it should be

BOB and Zora is up

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Boo!

wyjyoon (Temperance): blooped out a bit

TMO (Rothuss Carder): well bloop back in here!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): get ta bloopin'!

wyjyoon (Temperance): *bloops back in*

Inv Zora Polasis: Want me to mind the ship and you go fight or should I go down and help them?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): to vee

TMO (Rothuss Carder): ever the optimist

Carissa (Vee Barlett): high or low?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): stab or steer to vee - a conundrum

Vee Barlett: cannot make a decision so will flip a coin.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): call it zora - heads or tails?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): heads

wyjyoon (Temperance): two of her most favorite things

Vee Barlett: [d20 = 7]

wyjyoon (Temperance): stabbing and steering

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oof heads was high

Vee Barlett: I'm gonna try to shake them off again.

Inv Zora Polasis: Okay I'll go down

Vee Barlett: Yar, call if ya need help.

Inv Zora Polasis: unsheathes her rapier and goes down to the lower deck

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): can you move her please?

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): assume that's it this round

[TURN] Sea Lion 1

BOB No she moved less than half

Carissa (Vee Barlett): stab it matey!

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): oh can she even reach?

BOB Yes because it can reach Mel

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): great

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Inv Zora Polasis: [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [TYPE: piercing, large (1d8+1=4)] [d8+1 = 4]

[4] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): niiicee

Shislif (MeLange): niiiiice

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 4 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 4 ] [AC: -5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): probably too soon but ... time to euthanize a sea lion!

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 4 ] [AC: -4 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

[2] -> [to MeLange]

MeLange: ouch!

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

[3] -> [to MeLange] [STATUS: Moderate]

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

[5] -> [to MeLange]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): humane slaughter

wyjyoon (Temperance): sheesh

wyjyoon (Temperance): that crit though

BOB and so Mel is being Mauled

BOB which meanss he cannot attack

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): ouch

BOB Until he makes a strength check to break free

MeLange: hey ouchies! OUCHIES!!!!!

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): bad kitty! paws not claws!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

BOB Sorry not Strength, it is an Open Doors check

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol sea kitty

wyjyoon (Temperance): salty kitty

[TURN] Sea Lion 2

Sea Lion 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Inv Zora Polasis] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 8 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Inv Zora Polasis] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

Sea Lion 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

[5] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [STATUS: Light]

BOB so Zora was hit but not mauled and can continue next round like normal

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision]

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): yippee

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): you said he can come out this round?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): thanks

Glimber Silvernose: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Pick, Footman's) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

BOB So that is under half his movement

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): was bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): do y'all want tempe to move on her turn to give y'all more space?

Vee Barlett: wants to summon the sharks.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (how does she summon the sharks)

BOB Just invoke it

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and is mel being mauled ON deck?

BOB is like any magic item

Carissa (Vee Barlett): as in no one is in the water except the stupid other sea lions?

BOB hanging off the deck, not in the water yet

TMO (Rothuss Carder): "Sea Lions are King of the Sea, and automatically control any normal sea life that comes within 30 yeards"

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (making up BS)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ............

Glimber Silvernose: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 7) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: Y'all make sure Mel ain't fall overboard. I'm gonna summon some sharks.

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): yup that's right

Vee Barlett: Drive them lions off.

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: that is your chance to object and hearing none....

Carissa (Vee Barlett): ooc

BOB Does it say the HD for the sharks?

Shislif (MeLange): He would probably just lose his memory and end up with Kurt Russel

BOB It should be on your sheet?

Shislif (MeLange): whoa we got high def sharks?

Vee Barlett -> Glimber Silvernose: It should be on your sheet?

BOB chuckles

Inv Zora Polasis: If the sharks jump on board with the sea lion I'm not going to be happy

Temperance: Are the sharks summoned going to attack us too afterwards?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol same thread

'Carissa' disconnected

BOB Carissa dropped

wyjyoon (Temperance): she blooped

BOB Looking for the item to see what

'Carissa' connected

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): so she summons sharks her turn?

BOB Yes

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and back

Carissa (Vee Barlett): FG hates laptops

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm beginning to understand that

Vee Barlett: invokes the sharks.

wyjyoon (Temperance): as a person with a laptop

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (of undetermined HD)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): yeah... i have been too lazy to set up my PC and prefer my laptop so I can lay on the couch but... FG dislikes

Shislif (MeLange): laying on the couch IS pretty awesome

BOB I am saying they are 3 HD sharks for now

wyjyoon (Temperance): my laptop is the only thing i have at the moment, so.... i have no other choice than to deal :)

BOB cannot find the original encounter

Carissa (Vee Barlett): found it on the party sheet and it just says four sharks for 10 rounds

Shislif (MeLange): sometimes you gotta deal

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

Shislif (MeLange): was it a baby shark?

'Carissa' disconnected

Shislif (MeLange): :)

'Carissa' connected

wyjyoon (Temperance): one of my students was singing that song on immensely high volume on the playground

BOB So the four sharks appear this round and attack next round

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): JTom will be on in a few. they just got home

Shislif (MeLange): yea my kiddo plays it on the regular lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): so mel has to do the open door thing to break free? or can someone try to pull him away?

Shislif (MeLange): i dunno

BOB Mel has to do an open doors check to break free

BOB Someone else can try to drag both him and the sea lion away

Shislif (MeLange): how does one do an open doors check? asking for a friend

BOB it is on your sheet

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof ok. -4 to shoot over people?

wyjyoon (Temperance): or hold for later?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and back - again

Carissa (Vee Barlett): and on your STR go to the far right it's second to last choice

BOB Temp can hold and shoot twice later

Carissa (Vee Barlett): You'll see Press, Doors, Bars. You want Doors

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok holding

[TURN] Fish, Shark 3

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Shislif (MeLange): where is open doors?

BOB Roth is up

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Open Door (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 11]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): waiting for mel

BOB Mel does not go until later

BOB Are you holding?

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok

TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, ok

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Sharif - go to main sheet, look at the line with STR and look to the far right of that line

Shislif (MeLange): jinx :)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): attacking 1

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20-2 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-gauche (2nd Atk)) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Doors is between Bars and Press

MeLange: [CHECK] Bend Bars (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 3] [d100 = 23]

[TURN] Fish, Shark 4

Shislif (MeLange): got it thank you :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Doors not bend bars

[TURN] Fish, Shark 1

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): slightly better chance

MeLange: [CHECK] Open Door (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 7]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): like that :)

Shislif (MeLange): nice thanks :)

BOB SHOVES the paw apart

BOB and now he can get one more attack

Vee Barlett: Toss 'em to the sharks!

wyjyoon (Temperance): guess he didn't need the help lol

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (which she commanded the sharks to attack the lion seas)

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=7)] [d8+3 = 7]

[7] -> [to Sea Lion 1]

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): zora is fighting sea lion 2 so you can always hit that one

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): it's not on the map but it scratched her

Vee Barlett: Sharks, me beauties! Attack these sea lions!

BOB You see it now Lisa?

wyjyoon (Temperance): she'll help if needed :) y'all seem to be doing well so far

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): no

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Sea Lion 1

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): now I do that I missed :)

BOB Attack of Opportunity on #1

BOB as it leaves

BOB Mel and Roth can

BOB Also Zora gets one on #2 as it leaves

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 5 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's what you think...

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 5 ] [AC: -4 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Inv Zora Polasis: [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [TYPE: piercing, large (1d8+1=4)] [d8+1 = 4]

[4] -> [to Sea Lion 2] [STATUS: Light]

Shislif (MeLange): nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): whoa

wyjyoon (Temperance): crit noted

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=11)] [d8+3 = 11]

[11] -> [to Sea Lion 2] [STATUS: Moderate]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): niceee

BOB one more to hit roll on #2 for Mel

Shislif (MeLange): another attack?

wyjyoon (Temperance): for the crit

BOB you rolled a crit

Shislif (MeLange): so another damage?

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): another hit

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=5)] [d8+3 = 5]

[5] -> [to Sea Lion 2] [STATUS: Heavy]

BOB Have to roll the To Hit first

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): and it is to no 1

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): that was your lion

Shislif (MeLange): sorry you guys lost me

BOB Roll a to hit

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 5 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

BOB there you go

BOB done

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ok

Shislif (MeLange): ok

BOB you already rolled the damage

Shislif (MeLange): i would've understood attack better just sayin

BOB nods

BOB and so the two Sea Lions attacking the crew swim off to go attack the sharks

wyjyoon (Temperance): it gets confusing for me a lot too

BOB the Sharks are attacking the Sea Lions

BOB mortal enemy type of thing

Vee Barlett: cheers them on.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): not being at a table with folks makes it a bit harder

BOB Pure luck for Vee

Rothuss Carder: whacks the railing.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she's a sea person she knows these things

Carissa (Vee Barlett): luck? pffft rude

Shislif (MeLange): tru

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Rothuss Carder: HEY Werner! Coulda used a little help there!

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Temperance: chuckles lightly.

BOB So after a couple of rounds

User has gone AFK. (Lisa)

Vee Barlett: I SUMMONED SHARKS WERNER! BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU DID!

Temperance: puts away her arrows and shortbow.

Temperance: I need to practice more.

BOB 10 rounds later the remaining sharks disapear

Vee Barlett: Man, that be cool. I should do that more often.

BOB and the lone Sea Lion goes off to hunt for easier prey

'JtomTMO' connected

Temperance: inspects Mel.

Temperance: I hope the.... uh, lion-sea creature didn't maul you too much.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 13]

MeLange: it did an adequate amount of mauling I'd say

Rothuss Carder: Gives him more scars to show off, right?

MeLange: Yea I'll show em to your Mom Roth!

Rothuss Carder: That'd be an interesting encounter.

MeLange chuckles

MeLange winces in pain

Rothuss Carder: How're you at getting hit with shoes?

MeLange: ohhh... ouchies...

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Temperance: binds his wounds and pats him lightly.

MeLange: Thanks Tempe, you alright

Temperance: I'm right as rain, for now.

BOB Welcome JTom

MeLange: No I'm stating it, not asking

MeLange: Just sayin you alright

Temperance: Oh, thank you?

Temperance: smiles lightly.

MeLange: you're welcome?

BOB all sorted on XP for the encounters o this poi

Rothuss Carder: She's our Tempe, keeps us ouch-free.

Temperance: You're quite alright too

MeLange: Ah thanks Temp

Temperance: Yes, ouch-free. Tis my job.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi mini!

BOB and while I refill my water you can explain to Lirt who Werner is

Rothuss Carder: boops her on the nose and moves away back to the other side of the ship

Temperance: smiles lightly.

Vee Barlett: Yar, Matey! You up an' about?

Vee Barlett: Did me sharks wake ya?

MeLange: Just a tad

MeLange: tad backwards is dat

Temperance: Hello Lirtimya, I hope you had some good rest.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

wyjyoon (Temperance): hey jtom! :)

Shislif (MeLange): Hi Jtom!

TMO (Rothuss Carder): go take out the trash!

Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi mini!

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Lirtimya: I rested very well, thank you, I'm not sure what woke me, maybe the sharks

BOB b

Vee Barlett: I finally summoned them. It be cool! I gotta do that again.

Temperance: Vee used her figurehead to summon the sharks to assist with a.... lion-sea creature attack.

Temperance: What were those creatuers exactly, anyhow?

wyjyoon (Temperance): *creatures

Rothuss Carder: And Werner *whacks railing* wasn't any help at all.

Temperance: muffles a laugh.

Vee Barlett: Ain't sealions but lionseas. Just... some critter of the sea that exist.

Vee Barlett: Werner an ass.

Temperance: Lionseas? I see.

Lirtimya: Werner?

Temperance: Ah.

Vee Barlett: Yar. He hauntin' this ship and makin' shit up about my mother IF I HAD ONE.

Temperance: Er, some voice we can hear but not see.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Temperance: We assume it is a spirit.

Temperance: The ghost assumes we are pirates.

Rothuss Carder: He only responds to Vee's voice, for some reason.

Vee Barlett: pounds the railing to emphasize her yelling.

Vee Barlett: *punches

Lirtimya: You're the priest, bannish him back to the afterlife or something then

Rothuss Carder: Huh. You know... I wonder..

Werner Hertzberg: BRB

Rothuss Carder: Has he ever responded to anyone but me hitting wood?

Temperance: It requires a Priest of a higher level to turn if it is undead.

Rothuss Carder: Like he only answers Vee's voice.

Vee Barlett: punches it again to find out.

TMO (Rothuss Carder): (bob is afk, so have to wait for response)

Temperance: If I could have banished him or tried to rid this ship of him, I would have.

Temperance: Though... according to Zora, he is good entertainment.

Glimber Silvernose: Think all ghosts are undead

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh tru

Werner Hertzberg: b

Glimber Silvernose: Like dead but floating around

wyjyoon (Temperance): my brain ain't here guys

Shislif (MeLange): dittos

Lisa (Glimber Silvernose): it's ok

Werner Hertzberg: STOP BANGING I AM RIGHT HERE

Temperance: He's... not doing us any harm, so... should be fine?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I KNOW THAT'S WHY I HIT YOU

Vee Barlett: I KNOW THAT'S WHY I HIT YOU

Rothuss Carder: Okay then, it's not just me.

Vee Barlett: He's harmin' my mental health!

Glimber Silvernose: It's making Vee yell a lot more than usual

Temperance: If you simply stop speaking to him then he will stop speaking to you.

Rothuss Carder: Which is a joyful sound, no?

Glimber Silvernose: Uhh no?

Vee Barlett: Yeah, well, you try ignorin' someone who thinks they know things you don't know.

Rothuss Carder: whispers in Tempe's ear, "Now where would the fun be in that?"

Lirtimya: Maybe tomorrow after I next rest I can do a detect magic, see if he was cast on our ship

Temperance: chuckles and shakes her head.

Vee Barlett: Nah ain't gonna show nothin', Matey.

Vee Barlett: The whole ship have magic to it with me figurehead on it.

Vee Barlett: Sharks, remember?

Vee Barlett: Er, well, I should saw it'll show all of it and not one specific thing.

Vee Barlett: Tempe tried and confirmed that thought.

Rothuss Carder: spins Tempe in a quick pirhouette, bows to her, and walks back off to his railing.

Temperance: Whoa!

Temperance: tries to find her balance afterwards.

Lirtimya: True, although maybe Wayde here is a side effect of the figurehead

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe when we get home we can get someone from the Cathedral to look at it

Lirtimya: Helps Tempe stay balanced

Rothuss Carder: Do you want them to impound the ship?

Inv Zora Polasis: Favor from the church or annoying ghost dear sister?

Vee Barlett: I don't need no Cathedral pokin' around in my business.

Inv Zora Polasis: Then annoying ghost it is

Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

Temperance: Thank you Lirtimya. Didn't expect that.

Temperance: chuckles.

Temperance: At least we know his name.

Vee Barlett: Hmm we can poke around in his business and find out 'bout him...

Vee Barlett: Fair is fair, yeah?

Lirtimya: Of course, it was a nice spin though

Temperance: Hm... well, if I'm allowed to try something...

Rothuss Carder: You're next then, Lirt!

BOB Maybe Werner is good luck for Roth, two encounters now without being knocked out

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): i only need his name right?

Lirtimya: Please don't

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): as long as it is a real one?

Carissa (Vee Barlett): oooh true

Carissa (Vee Barlett): I think so

Rothuss Carder: chuckles.

Rothuss Carder: bows in Lirt's direction.

wyjyoon (Temperance): could i try to cast personal reading again?

Rothuss Carder: As you wish, Wise Sea Witch.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): no harm trying I don't think

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

Lirtimya: Thank you

Temperance: [INIT] [MOD:Personal Reading] [d10+99 = 104]

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Personal Reading

Temperance: tries to find out any information related to this voice.

wyjyoon (Temperance): did i do that right

BOB Yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh do i have to state his name

BOB So what Temp gets from the spell: Werner Hertzberg was a popular Pirate Captain who disapeared in a hurricane while bringing supplies he stole from the Royal Navy to a village that needed them.

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wow

Carissa (Vee Barlett): he's a real pirate? fascinating

Temperance: So Werner Hertzberg was a real pirate captain after all...

Vee Barlett: Huh?

Temperance: Evidently this man stole from the Royal Navy to bring supplies to a village. A popular Pirate Captain move, I suppose.

MeLange: appears so

Vee Barlett: WERNER! YOU WERE A PIRATE?

Temperance: Real vigilante for the poor, evidently.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): aat this point I guess she assumes she must yell to talk to him

Rothuss Carder: Where's your treasure buried at?

Werner Hertzberg: I AM A PIRATE

Vee Barlett: THEN WHERE BE YER BODY?

Vee Barlett: AND YER LOOT?

Temperance: He disappeared while delivering supplies.

Temperance: A hurricane got to him.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: remembers to check the weather.

Vee Barlett: WHAT DO DEAD PIRATES STEAL?

Vee Barlett: Besides me sanity...

Werner Hertzberg: YOU STOLE ME

Vee Barlett: AND I AIN'T LETTIN' YA GO UNTIL I GET ME SOME ANSWERS.

Vee Barlett: So anyways, that be Werner, Matey.

Rothuss Carder: And he doesn't like it when you hit any wood.

Vee Barlett: punches the railing.

Temperance: takes out her trusty parchment to take note of this information.

Vee Barlett: then thinks about it, and pats it nicely.

Vee Barlett: then thinks about it, and pats it nicely.

Vee Barlett: One one hand, I wanna beat Werner up. On the other hand I ain't upset at Lady Grim.

Temperance: Then offers a brief prayer for the passed Pirate Captain.

Lirtimya: Well, as long as we have him on board maybe he can give us some good stories and such

Vee Barlett: Dead men do tell tales. He can talk to other dead people or somethin'

Rothuss Carder: So far all they've done is yell at each other.

Temperance: nods.

Vee Barlett: Well he pissed me off first.

Temperance: You both have salt in your veins.

Temperance: Well... I suppose not him anymore, since he's no longer corporeal.

Vee Barlett: Yar like a good pir....sailor should.

Temperance: Perhaps that's the reason you yell at each other. Because you share the same nature.

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders.

Vee Barlett: I ain't an ass like Werner!

Rothuss Carder: Mm-hmm.

BOB Observation from anyone

Temperance: You both like to yell, that's for sure.

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 16]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: Yellin' be good for the soul.

Rothuss Carder: And bad for the eardrums.

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: Says the one who got giant drums.

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 11]

Temperance: Strange irony, that. A pirate captain who yells, and yet he is sensitive to sound.

BOB Lirt and Temp both point to the port side of the Lady

BOB There is a long large sand beach

Temperance: Land ho.

BOB Only the second you have seen, you are sailing along staying off the shore

Rothuss Carder: Hey now, don't call the Cap'n names like that.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: Insultin' me by comparin' me to land.

Temperance: tilts her head.

BOB She is a ship ho

Temperance: Oh, er... my apologies?

Vee Barlett: Yar, you should apologize.

Vee Barlett: Anyways, that be a nice beach there.

Glimber Silvernose: Can we go to the beach?

BOB It is mid day is why I point it out

Vee Barlett: We ain't in any rush nowhere. We can anchor here and hang for a bit, sure.

Temperance: Depends on what's there and who owns the land.

Vee Barlett: Zora, ya got the spyglass to check?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): We coule pick up some interesting glass there if Lirt casts Lightning Bold on the way in...

Inv Zora Polasis: Ummm sure

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooh handmade glass

Inv Zora Polasis: digs out the spyglass and aims at the beach

TMO (Rothuss Carder): *Bolt

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I could do that if wanted

Inv Zora Polasis: There's sand ...

BOB Zora can spot a small collection of canoes pulled up on the beach

Inv Zora Polasis: There are some canoes there

BOB there looks to be smoke

Inv Zora Polasis: Smoke?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't know if we know you can do that. But... the place appears inhabited.

BOB from smoking fish to prepare them

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe they are having a fish fry on the beach

Vee Barlett: Oh sounds like a party.

Vee Barlett: Let's anchor. I can get out me canoe and we can blend in.

Vee Barlett: Rat and watch the ship.

Glimber Silvernose: Parties are almost as good as parades

Vee Barlett: Yar! Who all comin' along?

BOB Observation check again

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 20]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wow

Carissa (Vee Barlett): seriously????

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

Carissa (Vee Barlett): the smoke blinded them

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof

TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think I'll stay on board.....

Vee Barlett: alertness maybe...?

Glimber Silvernose: I want to go

Inv Zora Polasis: I'd like to go to the beach too

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof (2)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Let's all row to our death, yayyyyy!

Vee Barlett: Canoe got room.

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: Ya stayin' or comin' Lirt?

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 76] [d100 = 91]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 6]

Rothuss Carder: hops in the canoe

Vee Barlett: tries to think if there is anything FISHY about all of this in her knowledge of the seas and kingdoms.

Temperance: takes a step in after some thought.

Temperance: Something's telling me that there's more to this than just a fish frying....

Temperance: shakes her head.

BOB So out of all of that, you know you have the canoe to go visit the beach, you know that the southern and eastern shores of Borinquen have hundreds of small villages that live off the land with friendly interactions with traders

TMO (Rothuss Carder): this is an eastern shore

Inv Zora Polasis: If we don't like it we can leave

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Boating [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]

Vee Barlett: gets the canoe out and starts making way towards the party.

BOB How many people in the canoe?

BOB holds 2

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Everybody! Who wants to sit on MeL's lap?

BOB plus Glimber

Lirtimya: I'll stay back with the ship, parties aren't my thing

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): oh

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Glimb, Roth, Vee, Tempe

Inv Zora Polasis: can we swim?

TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's 3. only 2.

BOB Yes the water is nice

Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I was going to say, just tug them along)

TMO (Rothuss Carder): Vee will probably leave Roth behind

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

Carissa (Vee Barlett): whaaaaaa? vee do that to roth? neverrrrr ;)

Inv Zora Polasis: Glimber needs to row with you Vee

Inv Zora Polasis: I can swim in to the beach

Vee Barlett: Yar, he and me ain't got choice but to be in the canoe. Rest of y'all can fight over the last seat or be tugged along with the rope or swim.

Inv Zora Polasis: takes off her shoes and leaves her pack behind on the ship

Rothuss Carder: Sure, I'll swim too.

Inv Zora Polasis: jumps off the deck

Vee Barlett: Mel, ya gonna swim and let Tempe stay in the canoe?

Vee Barlett: Or you stayin' on ship?

MeLange: Oh i can swim!

MeLange: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 14]

Rothuss Carder: goes over the side

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: I got rope if anyone ain't feeli' swimmly....

Vee Barlett: Yar nice belly flop.

Rothuss Carder: belly flops into the sea

Temperance: muffles a laugh.

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): ouch

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes and starts canoeing.

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 1]

Temperance: helps with rowing.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): grabs oars and shows Vee how it's done :)

Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

BOB So you manage to go the 150 yards or so through the shallow water over to the beach

Carissa (Vee Barlett): she does need humbling every now and then

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): was a nice roll

wyjyoon (Temperance): tempe's just real enthusiastic about trying to help

BOB As you come up closer to the beach you can see the group of fishermen/warriors with spears on guard from you

Rothuss Carder: swims to the shore after he recovers from his flop.

Echo [Yuan-ti]: [Translation] HELP HELP HELP

HELP HELP HELP

[understood by: ]

Temperance: stops rowing for a bit.

Lisa (Inv Zora Polasis): they aren't smoking fish. They're cannibals!!!

Vee Barlett: Yo!

Vee Barlett : [Translation] Er... yo!

Er... yo!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: squints at the speaker but has sand in her eyes.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Inv Zora Polasis: The sand feels so nice in between my toes!

Inv Zora Polasis: smiles happily

BOB as you get closer

Temperance: Er... guys... I think-

BOB you can see that who was making the noise

BOB is a large humanoid bird like creature that is staked down over the smoking fire

BOB AND BREAK

Vee Barlett: Well that's awkward.

Carissa (Vee Barlett): Well that's awkward.

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Shislif (MeLange): Birdman!

Lisa: smoked chicken

Lisa: pretty beach picture

'Carissa' disconnected

BOB Thanks

BOB Next week we should have a bit update

Lisa: so everyone have a good week

BOB and hope it fixes things for Carissa and Wendy

Lisa: Goodnight all :)

Shislif: thanks have a great week everyone !

Lisa: hope so!

'Lisa' disconnected

TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

'Shislif' disconnected

'TMO' disconnected

wyjyoon: good night!

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Chat Log List - 2025-04-18 - Sightseeing - Formatted - Story?

Chat Log List - 2025-04-18 - Sightseeing - Formatted - Story ?