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'Shislif' connected

GM: Hello there Sharif!

GM: and that is an amazing streak you have

GM: You have been the first one in once a year every year you have been here.

GM: From October of 2022 until now

Shislif (MeLange): Hello hello :)

GM: Also this being your fourth year is pretty cool

MeLange: you talking to me?

GM: How was your week?

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

GM: Yeap

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol my bad

GM: I will put it back in for you, you missed the first part

Shislif (MeLange): not bad it was spring break this week so got to do my sessions in the morning so I make it on time today

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol I got the amazing streak part

GM: Hello there Sharif! and that is an amazing streak you have You have been the first one in once a year every year you have been here. From October of 2022 until now Also this being your fourth year is pretty cool

Shislif (MeLange): Ah nice thanks!

Shislif (MeLange): I'll go for once a year lol

GM: Just a weird quirk I noticed when I looked back to see when the last time you were first was

Shislif (MeLange): Lol yea I usually tend towards tardiness :)

GM: We are glad to have you

Shislif (MeLange): thanks glad to be here, sort of nice to have the rest of the day

GM: nods, It is nice to have this to depend on

Shislif (MeLange): was gonna say sorry about the hoopla in florida, but I guess now there's just so much hoopla everywhere

Shislif (MeLange): lol yes

GM: Yeah Leon County is a mess

GM: at least in the end if got sorted out

Shislif (MeLange): yea that's good

Shislif (MeLange): I was in the backyard earlier working with the kiddo and three police helicopters were circling above, was like oh there's something going on

Shislif (MeLange): but then they left so was cool

GM: oh man

Shislif (MeLange): LA, what ya gonna do

Shislif (MeLange): Any fun summer plans?

GM: No

GM: Maybe end of yearr,

Shislif (MeLange): nice, I'm sure Florida is very pleasant in the summer time :)

GM: Just noot trusting things to go out of Country right now

GM: grins, well I do have to work

GM: Have the Summer Learning Program to work

GM: June 1st to August 8th

'seyfert' connected

Shislif (MeLange): Ah good point, I worry about that too, but I think you should be fine though I would think?

GM: I am a white male yes I will be fine

GM: anyone else?

GM: shrugs

Shislif (MeLange): lol yea

GM: And Carissa is here, HUZZAH

Shislif (MeLange): Huzzah!

seyfert: Huzzah!

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: that brings Lisa into existence now too

seyfert: Huzzah!

Glimber Silvernose: Hello all :)

GM: When I was looking for encounters today there was an interesting Sand creature that could be fun.... except that water acts like a Slow spell on it and it cannot attack

GM: So not the ideal beach creature

Shislif (MeLange): Does sound fun

GM: But will remember for the next desert time

seyfert: Next desert? Over Vee's dead body.

seyfert: Not like, because she died, but because I think a desert would mummifiy her. She's too much salt and water.

Shislif (MeLange): Vee died?!

seyfert: No!

seyfert: ...unless we go to a desert.

GM: But Dessert......

Shislif (MeLange): better not be!

seyfert: is dellicious

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Shislif (MeLange): always want seconds!

'Master TMO' connected

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): hey howdy

GM: How is life TMO?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Hi TMO :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's been a weird week

Shislif (MeLange): agreed

Shislif (MeLange): also Hi TMO

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I've spent most of the week with asthma-like symptoms, and I've never ever ever had anything like it in my life. I'm guessing pulling weeds last weekend in the yard I found something new to me.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): so mowing this weekend is going to be interesting

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Not good

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): still have covid masks?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): yep

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): maybe would help?

seyfert: hi tmo!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): maybe. will see if mowing causes issues or if it was a one-off

seyfert: wear a mask

seyfert: no

seyfert: that's how you get bronchitis or an ashma attack

seyfert: just wear a mask

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Hi Sharif and Carissa!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): on the plus side, we've managed to keep up our one-box a day average, so progress is being made

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): very good

GM: That is very good

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I need to figure out what's going where in my office though. it's piling up here. :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, thought about telling you, but then didn't: JTom will be late. The family's off at a Good Friday thing at church

Shislif (MeLange): Oh sounds good

GM: So this is the group then, Wendy will be late, JTom will be late, Spring will be out

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): tis a very Good Friday

GM: I am pretty happy about it

Shislif (MeLange): cool cool

GM: so it is the Morning of the 1st

GM: You have had mushroom wine, the parade, mushroom wine, the celebration, more mushroom wine

GM: You wake up and walk the 2 miles back to the Lady, where Ratbone has been watching for you

Rothuss Carder: I hope there's no mushroom men round here.

Vee Barlett: might be drunk.

Vee Barlett: I wonder why wine made from them be like.

GM: Temp has the staff and did not think to use it

Vee Barlett: You ready to go Glimbs?

Glimber Silvernose: Yes it's time

Vee Barlett: Gonna miss yer fam?

Rothuss Carder: Last chance for a bit to stay.

Glimber Silvernose: A little but they are a little much now

MeLange: I got mushrooms that were hounded by grandad... and then he liked it... but itsss okk

MeLange: I'm not mad

MeLange hiccup

Vee Barlett: Yar family be like that sometimes.

Vee Barlett: Well then let's be headin' out.

Glimber Silvernose: Right

GM: So with a bit of luck on rowing you should be back out towards the open sea by night fall

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 6]

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20-1 = 13]

Vee Barlett: is apparently not drunk.

GM: and Rothuss, Melange, and Temp can do a second show

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 14]

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 7] [d20-1 = 15]

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20-1 = 5]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh lawdy

GM: Just the two encounter rolls

'wyjyoon' connected

Glimber Silvernose: [d20 = 17]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): d20 sharif

GM: and Wendy is in just in time to take the ...... wheel as the crew is tossed overboard

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): hey

seyfert (Vee Barlett): rude

MeLange: [d20 = 1]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): NO BAD

seyfert (Vee Barlett): try again

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: LOL

GM: See

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): ok and now ...

Shislif (MeLange): 1 is bad right?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): for encounters yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): unless Bob decided today that low is good

GM: Letting Wendy get settled

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yes doesn't show her in yet for us

GM: brb refilling

wyjyoon: hello friends :)

wyjyoon: all I saw was something about encounters

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): welcome!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi wendy!

Shislif (MeLange): Hi Wendy!

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks! hi everyone :)

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): Hi Wendy :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): sailing going good?

wyjyoon (Temperance): or not sailing yet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): rowing rolls made. first encounter roll made

wyjyoon (Temperance): OH I just saw that 1 in the chat

GM: Yeah

GM: About that

seyfert (Vee Barlett): bob needs his eyes checked

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it was actually an 11

wyjyoon (Temperance): thanks TMO :)

Werner Hertzberg: STOP THERE YOU VILE SCURVY NAGS

GM: You do not see anyone

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20-1 = 8]

Glimber Silvernose: Who said that?

wyjyoon (Temperance): is Bless still in effect? nice

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): shouldn't be

Vee Barlett: I ain't drunk? You heard somethin' too?

GM: No bless is not in effect

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

GM: I will fix as we go

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol was trying to figure out where that bonus came from

Glimber Silvernose: We're not nags!

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders as she looks around.

Vee Barlett: Some of y'all are...

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20-1 = 12]

Werner Hertzberg: WHAT ARE YOU THEN? RIPPING ME OUT OF MY SLEEP

Vee Barlett: Can't see ya to know who you is that we did that too.

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20-1 = 7]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 16]

GM: You can clearly hear the voice, but you cannot see anyone

Vee Barlett: is maybe a little buzzed.

Glimber Silvernose: I'm a gnome not a nag

Glimber Silvernose: Not a spy either!

Glimber Silvernose: Sorry we woke you

Vee Barlett: MARCO!

Werner Hertzberg: GNOMES ARE JUST AS BAD AS SPYS

Glimber Silvernose: Are not!

Vee Barlett: waits for Polo.

Glimber Silvernose: Who are you?

Shislif (MeLange): who is bat?

Werner Hertzberg: WERNER HERTZBERG THE MOST DANGEROUS PIRATE ON THE SEAS

Vee Barlett: snorts.

Glimber Silvernose: Ohhhh

Rothuss Carder: sits on a barrel and kicks at the sides as he listens.

Vee Barlett: Pirate of what?

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Glimber Silvernose: Are you a ghost?

Vee Barlett: looks to the barrel.

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 7) [FAILURE by 5] [d20-1 = 12]

MeLange: Straberries?

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20-1 = 13]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20-1 = 11]

wyjyoon (Temperance): flashbacking to ghost pirates.....

Vee Barlett: wonders if she recognizes the name.

Rothuss Carder: kicks the barrel again.

GM: No to remembering the name as someone you know but perhaps it is not someone from the northern island kingdoms?

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Vee Barlett: Pirate from where?

MeLange: I wonder with stadberries... <hiccuP> is fine what is with salt maybe

Vee Barlett: Get outta the barrel and face us.

Rothuss Carder: checks to see if someone is somehow throwing their voice.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20-1 = 11]

Inv Zora Polasis: Warner Hertzberg doesn't sound like a legendary pirate name. Are pirates supposed to be named Fearsome or Dread or Wesley or something like that?

Vee Barlett: Don't tell me you IS the barrel? Be like them trees...

GM: I will say that Roth feels like the voice is coming from multiple spots

GM: (OH OH OH next Sunday I am going to see Princess Bride at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts, and Carrie Elwes is leading a discussion about the movie!!!!)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): NICE

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ow wow!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): have fun!

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds fun! let us know how it goes!

Rothuss Carder: tries throwing his voice to one of the other spots the voice appears to be coming from.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent (Unfamiliar) [PERCENT:Land Scent (Unfamiliar)] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 78] [d100-1 = 98]

Rothuss Carder: Why are you here?

Vee Barlett: tries to smell something unfamiliar but it all is.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 12]

Werner Hertzberg: TELL ME WHO I HAVE CAPTUREED

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): grabble snaggle frizzlefarts

Glimber Silvernose: Not me!

Werner Hertzberg: YOU SCURVY NAGS

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes

Glimber Silvernose: Not nags!

Vee Barlett: What's a nag to ya?

MeLange: Hot bags!

Werner Hertzberg: NEVER AGAIN GOING SAILING

MeLange points

Vee Barlett: Ya must be a land pirate. Reason yer lame.

MeLange chuckles

Werner Hertzberg: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME

Vee Barlett: Barlett.

Werner Hertzberg: YOU MUST BE SCURVY NAGS

MeLange: Is farm tired? makes him sad

Rothuss Carder: How dare you try to steal my name! MY name is Werner Hertzberg, you foul scallywag!

Werner Hertzberg: BARLETT IS NOT A PIRATE

MeLange: yea!

Vee Barlett: Then what is he?

Werner Hertzberg: SHE IS JEWERLY THIEF

Vee Barlett: What kinda jewels?

Werner Hertzberg: (MUTTERING) SHE WAS PARTIAL TO PEARLS

Vee Barlett: narrows eyes.

Vee Barlett: What's her first name?

MeLange: Vee

Werner Hertzberg: (MUTTERING) GLORINA

MeLange Smiles and raises a brow

Vee Barlett: snorts again.

Rothuss Carder: kicks his barrel again.

MeLange sways a little

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Vee Barlett: I'm gonna stab yer barrel soon if ya don't come out.

Vee Barlett: Or you just tag along while we kidnap ya. We got places to go.

Werner Hertzberg: STAB AWAY FAKE PIRATE BARLETT

Rothuss Carder: goes over to his big drum and pulls the large drumsticks out of the case.

Vee Barlett: Glorina Barlett don't sound like fun anyways.

MeLange: Hehe

MeLange: I did think it was on the anyways you know?

Rothuss Carder: spins the sticks in his hands, and then starts pounding out a fast staccato beat on the barrel. Not trying for anything musical.

Temperance: watches quietly from the sidelines.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH OUCH OUCH

Werner Hertzberg: ouch ouch ouch

Vee Barlett: Wanna look in that barrel?

GM: and quieter ouch ouch ouch

Rothuss Carder: stops beating.

Temperance: Why is it echoing like that?

MeLange looks at Rothuss

Rothuss Carder: shrugs.

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20-1 = 15]

GM: LOL

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20-1 = 16]

Temperance: has no idea either.

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 2]

GM: I think that is what 2 sucessful checks so far?

GM: now 3

Vee Barlett: goes to open the barrel and look in.

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm about this close to detect magic-ing it

GM: The barrel is full of water

Shislif (MeLange): me?

GM: Like it is supposed to be

Vee Barlett: takes a dagger and stabs it into the water.

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

GM: SPLASH

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Vee Barlett: shrugs.

Temperance: focuses on the barrel as she casts.

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Detect Magic

Temperance: [EFFECT] Detect Magic [UNITS MIN] [ = 1]

GM: The Entire Lady glows with magic a faint background glow

Temperance: is realizing she should've trusted her instincts and cast it sooner.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): do we all see the glow, or just her?

GM: Temp and Vee can both make an intelligence check at a plus 8

seyfert (Vee Barlett): because of the shark thing

GM: and only Temp sees the effects of the spell

GM: and see how good Vee is?

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh geez not at +8

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] [+8] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20+7 = 12]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): thought so, just checking

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wow

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] [+5] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20-6 = 6]

Shislif (MeLange): also wow

wyjyoon (Temperance): so i couldn't do 8

seyfert (Vee Barlett): but still because of the figurehead makes the whole ship magic

Shislif (MeLange): nice

GM: Lower left box for Modifier you can type anything in there

GM: +200 [d20+200 = 211]

wyjyoon (Temperance): it wouldn't edit for me

wyjyoon (Temperance): so i just used the highest number i could click

GM: also the slash roll will give you options

GM: [3d20+200 = 240]

wyjyoon (Temperance): um....

GM: In any case both Temp and Vee do figure out that yes the magical figurehead on the ship now makes the entire ship magical to a small degree

seyfert (Vee Barlett): must work to make it bigge degree

GM: Wendy if you type slash (the ? key) then space then d20 plus 200 you will get

GM: [d20+200 = 201]

wyjyoon (Temperance): that's not what i meant to do at all

GM: When ever you want to roll anything different than a standard skill check etc

wyjyoon (Temperance): well... I'll see if I can work this out on a different day. I think the slash commands don't function on my end the way it's supposed to

Glimber Silvernose: +200 [d20+200 = 220]

GM: there you go

GM: from Lisa

wyjyoon (Temperance): I just get a lot of weird text

Glimber Silvernose: +200 [d20+200 = 213]

GM: you might have extra spaces Wendy

Rothuss Carder: -200 [d20-200 = -198]

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): I just put 200 in modifier and rolled a d20

GM: that works better

GM: But overall you are sailing along

GM: after a brief weird ..... over with? ..... talk with Werner

GM: about an hour later

Rothuss Carder: taps the barrel again, just to check.

Werner Hertzberg: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Vee Barlett: WHEREVER WE WANT.

Vee Barlett: You can leave whenever, ya know.

Werner Hertzberg: NO NEED TO YELL PIRATE VEE BARLETT

Werner Hertzberg: I CANNOT LEAVE YOU STOLE ME

Vee Barlett: I'LL YELL IF I WANT

Vee Barlett: How can we steal ya if we ain't sure where ya are?

Temperance: ... You're both yelling....

MeLange: Don't yell you guysss!!!

Werner Hertzberg: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

Vee Barlett: WHERE ARE YOU?

Werner Hertzberg: HERE

MeLange: HERE!

Rothuss Carder: taps on a railing.

Werner Hertzberg: WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS ANYONE

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

MeLange: Wait I didn't hear my name!

Werner Hertzberg: WHO ARE YOU ?

Vee Barlett: I'M ON THE DECK OF THE SHIP.

Rothuss Carder: taps on the mast.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

MeLange: hehe

Rothuss Carder: taps on MeLange's noggin.

Glimber Silvernose: What was the last thing you stole Vee? Maybe it's a ghost in that

Vee Barlett: WHAT DO YOU SEE WERNER?

Vee Barlett: I ain't steal nothin'!

Vee Barlett: I just take things people forget about and give them a new home.

Rothuss Carder: taps his drumsticks together.

Werner Hertzberg: SHE IS A PIRATE

MeLange: Oh Hi Rothuss!

MeLange: Rothussssss

Vee Barlett: WHY YOU THINK I'M A PIRATE?

Werner Hertzberg: YOU ARE A PIRATE YOU HAVE A PIRATE SHIP

Rothuss Carder: Sorry Mel. Just kitting all the wooden things I can find.

Vee Barlett: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A PIRATE SHIP?

MeLange: It's ok Rothusssssss

Glimber Silvernose: Tempe can you do a remove the ghost spell?

MeLange puts hand on Rothuss shoulder

MeLange: I love you

Temperance: shakes her head.

Werner Hertzberg: LOOK AT YOUR SHIP

Temperance: With all this ruckus, I wish I had that ability.

Werner Hertzberg: WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THIS SHIP BUT A PIRATE

Inv Zora Polasis: I dunno. I kind of like this Werner fellow. He's entertaining

Rothuss Carder: Heh. Love you too, man.

Werner Hertzberg: AND YOUR MOTHER SAID YOU ARE A PIRATE

Vee Barlett: WHAT ANGLE YOU LOOKIN' AT IT FROM?

Rothuss Carder: Hold that thought, just had an idea. Probably a weird one.

Vee Barlett: I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER

Werner Hertzberg: NOT ANY MORE SHE IS DEAD

Glimber Silvernose: Everyone has a mother!

Glimber Silvernose: SEE! GHOST!!!

Vee Barlett: SHE'S BEEN DEAD TO ME FOR YEARS, YAR.

Rothuss Carder: stashes his drumsticks away and climbs out on the prow of the ship and hangs his head over the edge to look at the figurehead.

Glimber Silvernose: She's dead. He's dead. They talk

MeLange: I don't have a mother either!

Glimber Silvernose: Yes you do!

MeLange starts to tear up

Vee Barlett: WHO BE MY MOTHER GHOST MAN? YER MAKIN' SHIT UP.

Rothuss Carder: pokes the figurehead in the forehead with a finger.

MeLange: it's like... so sad you know... a baby and no mommy

Vee Barlett: thinks Glimber is on to something finally.

GM: BOB forgets what Vee's mother's name actually is

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Emilia French

MeLange: and it's like...

Temperance: hands Mel a handkerchief.

MeLange sniffles

MeLange: where is she you know?

Glimber Silvernose: Sorry MeLange

MeLange: oh thank you

Rothuss Carder: Nnnope! Apparently not!

MeLange wipes his nose

Rothuss Carder: pulls himself back on deck.

Temperance: Apparently not what?

Temperance: pats Mel on the back gently.

Vee Barlett: This ghost thing be full of shit, guys. We'll exorcist it later...

Vee Barlett: Wait! Ain't that somethin' priestess do?

MeLange smiles

Vee Barlett: looks at Tempe.

Rothuss Carder: Thought maybe the figurehead had come alive and was the whole ship.

Glimber Silvernose: Can't Tempe turn it or something?

Glimber Silvernose: Turn around ghopst man!

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh yeah

wyjyoon (Temperance): casually forgot I had that

Vee Barlett: WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE, WERNER? YER FULL OF SHIT AND NO ONE LIKES THAT.

Temperance: If he's an Undead, then yes.

Vee Barlett: definitely doesn't need therapy if the problem goes away.

Rothuss Carder: I mean, a talking ship could be worth some money

Werner Hertzberg: YOU ARE AFRAID TO KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTHER THINKS OF YOU

Temperance: I wish I knew what my mother thought of me

Temperance: I never met her.

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): aren't we a motherless bunch

Vee Barlett: I CAN'T CARE ABOUT WHAT I AIN'T HAVE... wait, no I mean I do like havin' money and I ain't have it...

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders and see if she needs to Turn Undead it.

Vee Barlett: AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Werner Hertzberg: YOU TOLD ME WHO YOU ARE PIRATE CAPTAIN VEE BARLETT

Werner Hertzberg: SO I ASKED AROUND

Vee Barlett: ASKED WHO?? I ain't even know what ya are!

Rothuss Carder: So, outta curiosity, has the ship talked to anyone but the Cap'n? It ignores me unless I'm beating on it.

Vee Barlett: HUMOR ME THEN WHAT THIS IMAGINARY GHOST SAY?

Temperance: Hm... I don't think so.

Vee Barlett: Guys, I ain't drunk, right? I didn't think I was more than buzzed. Glimbs, does that mushroom wine make ya trip?

GM: So have Roth roll a wisdom check at a plus four

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Wisdom [EFFECTS +1] [+4] (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 5] [d20-5 = 14]

GM: close but not

Vee Barlett: stomps on the ship deck.

MeLange: it's ok Roth, wisdom is for old people anyway

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, you sweet simple folks - you think giving him a BONUS will help? I'll just roll WORSE

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: Told ya you ain't wise.

GM: WOW to the priestess Temp

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20-1 = 5]

Vee Barlett: looks to see if something about the ship looks off.

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): not sure I'm looking at right table but you need a 7th lvl priest to turn a ghost

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to access via phone because I can't do it on laptop rn

GM: Temp is level 6

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): seems ghosts are hard to get rid of

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (but now vee wants to know what this ghost knows)

wyjyoon (Temperance): so yes, you have to be lvl 7, and roll a 20 to turn a ghost

Vee Barlett: Ok if ya can't get rid of a ghost, how ya get it to talk? Any ghost torturin' techniques ya know?

GM: and yes it seems that it responds to Roth banging on the wood of the ship, but it does not respond to other people asking questions only Vee

GM: LOL

Shislif (MeLange): go Vee

Vee Barlett: SO WHATCHA WANT, GHOST BOY? BESIDES MAKIN' UP STORIES AN' MAKIN' ME MAD?

MeLange: yea!

MeLange: backs her up

Temperance: I don't know, I've never tortured anyone, let alone a ghost.

Inv Zora Polasis: Wener you will answer all of Vee's questions immediately!

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Intimidation [MOD:CHA] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 5] [d20-1 = 17]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hard to intimidate what you can't see, lo

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): 2nd week of failing my intimidations

Werner Hertzberg: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Vee Barlett: WHEREVER I WANNA GO

Rothuss Carder: goes back to lounging and listening to the arguing.

Vee Barlett: MAYBE I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO PA SINCE YA NOSY ABOUT MY FAMILY.

MeLange: yea!

MeLange puts his chin up

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe he would go away if you let me steer for a bit

Vee Barlett: glares at Zora.

Rothuss Carder: chuckles.

Inv Zora Polasis: Since Lirt is studying and you're arguing

Werner Hertzberg: SHE SAYS HE WILL JUST FIND ANOTHER WOMAN

MeLange: hehe

Vee Barlett: THAT AIN'T NO SECRET. WHAT ELSE SHE GOTTA SAY?

Inv Zora Polasis: Well that sounds about right ...

MeLange: yea what else?!

Rothuss Carder: tries skritching a railing with a drumstick.

GM: .ouch

Rothuss Carder: hmm, odd

Rothuss Carder: stops skritching.

Vee Barlett: Rothuss stop hittin' him until I get answers!.... oh wait that be a good torture fer ghost!

Vee Barlett: Damnit, do I got a haunted ship?

GM: It seems that intentionally making noise irritates Werner, but normal just walking and rowing does not

Vee Barlett: At least it ain't me mother hauntin' it. Ugh. Ain't thought about her in long time.

Vee Barlett: DAMN YOU WERNER.

Rothuss Carder: stashes away the drumsticks and pulls out his pipe and begins playing a quiet background tune.

GM: No apparent interactions with Werner

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] curses Werner again in a high screeching language noise.

curses Werner again in a high screeching language noise.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Rothuss Carder: Music soothes the savage ship?

Vee Barlett: mutters as she goes back to guiding the ship.

Temperance: He's gone quiet now, so perhaps.

Vee Barlett: Maybe he'll get bored and leave.

MeLange: yea?

Rothuss Carder: Nah, I can pull him back whenever.

Rothuss Carder: whacks a railing.

MeLange: nice whacking Roth

Vee Barlett: I ain't sure I like ya smackin' around me ship but if it pisses off Werner, I ain't fully opposed right now.

Rothuss Carder: Huh. Maybe he *is* gone.

Vee Barlett: ARE YOU STILL THERE WERNER?

GM: ouch

GM: OUCH

Vee Barlett: Guess so.

Rothuss Carder: Ah, there he is...

MeLange: he probably wants us to walk or row or something... such a child

Temperance: So loud noise will bring him back...

Temperance: Interesting.

MeLange: huh

MeLange starts walking

GM: normal

MeLange: starts rowing

Temperance: So nothing to footsteps.

MeLange: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 18] [d20-1 = 0]

MeLange: Booyaa!

Rothuss Carder: Congrats, Cap'n! Your ship's grumpy ol' man!

Temperance: muffles a laugh.

Vee Barlett: The LADY Grim ain't grumpy.

Temperance: Who would've imagined that.

Temperance: shakes her head.

GM: ooo Werner and Lady getting it on late at night while who is on watch?

wyjyoon (Temperance): ........

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee usually is on second

seyfert (Vee Barlett): going to fully ignore your implications there

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss is usually on anything *but* second

seyfert (Vee Barlett): actually unless we anchor.... vee has to double shift or all shifts

Vee Barlett: ....or trust zora....

GM: So in any case that was your first encounter

wyjyoon (Temperance): usually first or last, depending on what works for the team

GM: who wants to roll your second one now?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): the other roll was a 17 so no encounter ...

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it's still ongoing - we can't *possibly* have a second until this one is resolved!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): :D

Vee Barlett: [d20 = 12]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I rolled a 17 and Sharif a 1

Shislif (MeLange): lol

GM: so you make it back down to the inn again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh good we can sleep there!

MeLange: Woooo we Inn!

MeLange: I love mushroom wine

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no vee has to sleep on the ship

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she will

Vee Barlett: I thought I did but now I'm wonderin' if I had a bad acid trip.

GM: Wendy has the names

GM: For the people in the bar

GM: from that session

wyjyoon (Temperance): .... is it the same people

GM: It is a very small place, three whole buildings

GM: Not going to make you RP out a new play

seyfert (Vee Barlett): booooo

wyjyoon (Temperance): Agapion Morozov

seyfert (Vee Barlett): do one about a haunted ship! or mushroom men! or land pirates!!

GM: That is apparently 1 vote for a new play

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh thank you

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I've been cudgeling brains

wyjyoon (Temperance): and Ruslan Olkhovsky

wyjyoon (Temperance): those are the two i got

GM: So drinking and singing and acting

GM: You have it in you Wendy and Sharif?

GM: We know TMO can put on a play at the drop of a hat

wyjyoon (Temperance): um... do what now

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 4]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooh and you got the four member for the trope now!

wyjyoon (Temperance): sure i guess i'll do it

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora's feeling good

seyfert (Vee Barlett): troop?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (he slightly overestimates my ability to drop hats, but I'll take it)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): liked trope better :)

GM: There you go Roth, Mel, Temp and Zora

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: The Troop Trope

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and it's "troupe" anyways....

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): the troop troupe

wyjyoon (Temperance): this is gonna tickle my brain for a while lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the trope of troops?

Shislif (MeLange): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): alliteration and all

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss can use Influence Reactions as backup to anything you come up with.

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh i thought he was nararating

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I thought Bob had passed it to you. I may have misinterpreted

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh shoot my bad, did he?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): what was your intent Bob?

GM: I am not narrating, I am lettign the group display their talents

GM: Zora the instigator

GM: Temp the narator

GM: Roth the percussion

Shislif (MeLange): Tell us your intentions Bob!

GM: and Mel the back up singer

Shislif (MeLange): yeaaa

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the backup singer? I thought he was the actor - multitalented!

Shislif (MeLange): No that was my previous dude

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora has no talents

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she looks pretty AND mean! That's talent

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): she can climb into the rafters and speak gnomish

Shislif (MeLange): just like Cher

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Cher can speak gnomish?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): mean hasn't been working for her lately

Temperance: clears her throat as she begins her story on the fly.

Temperance: This is quite fresh in memory, so I suppose I'll go with this. It is one of a ghost, though I'd deem it more... loud and silly than terrifying.

MeLange: does a musical 'ohhhhhh'

MeLange waves his body

Temperance: What would you all say if I told you we've encountered a ship possessed by a spirit?

Rothuss Carder: blows a low discordant note through his pipe

Vee Barlett: is laying on the deck of said ship and trying to hear the tale from the nearby inn.

MeLange: musical 'ahhhhh'

Temperance: I don't think I would've believed it through word of mouth. The idea of it is so bizarre, you see.

Temperance: But there we are, aboard The Mighty Lady Grim after an encounter with the gnomes and the Emerald Mines...

Rothuss Carder: mimcs the sound of a rising wind.

MeLange: Lady Grim!

Glimber Silvernose: claps

MeLange takes a pose

Temperance: The Captain is steering as per usual, paranoid at the thought of allowing anyone to touch her precious wheel.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: pretends to steer a ship spinning a wheel around in circles

Temperance: When you hear the most abhorrent yelling anyone would've heard!

Shislif (MeLange): brb refill

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Inv Zora Polasis: Ahhhhhhh!!!

Rothuss Carder: yells from the rafters

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 3]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): FINALLY!!!!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lmao

Temperance: It sounds scratchy and dry as if it's been buried 6 feet under the waves for 84 years.

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Heyyy..... Bob? could Rothuss actually use Ventriloquism to make his music sound like it was coming from somewhere else?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I'd say from the pipe, not from drums. they're not quite that flexible

GM: Yes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): alright, we'll give it a try.

Rothuss Carder: tries to throw his eerie discordant background musical notes to come echoing back down from the rafters.

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Ventriloquism [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 11) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20-1 = 1]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wooow

GM: Wendy needs someone to take up the mantle of Narator

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Zora or MeL, you wanna step in?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): i can just *feel* the enthusaism

GM: chuckles

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): like rats fleeing a sinking ship

GM: Mel is here, Zora is here

GM: But it is up to the group

Shislif (MeLange): sorry just got back

GM: You know whis is a safe place

Shislif (MeLange): you mean narrate the play?

GM: yes

Shislif (MeLange): I suppose Mel could do it if Zora isn't interested

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): you're better

Shislif (MeLange): but I am lil tipsy :)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's a good thing is it not?

Shislif (MeLange): I think so lol

Shislif (MeLange): so we continuing the captain story then?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): your choice - I think it's acceptable to start your own story, and we can pick hers up again later.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and just pretend there wasn't an interruption

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): but Bob may prefer continuity

Shislif (MeLange): that was a pretty good start though, was just rereading

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MeLange: Johnny Boy worked the lower decks where light was precious and the stench thick, but even there Johnny Boy heard the scream

Inv Zora Polasis: screams

Rothuss Carder: continues playing his eerie music from the rafters

MeLange: He looked up and just saw the ship, terrified at the knees, sucha scream shook him to the bone

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (not going to waste two successful rolls!)

MeLange: Suddenly a crash at the hull!

MeLange: And Johnny Boy took a tumble right at where it shook

MeLange: he felt the wood weaken and whimper!

MeLange: and again the entire ship shook, Johhnny Boy right at the center, the hull restraining at best it could, but weakening

MeLange: A shatter and water hits him in the face

MeLange: "Leak!" ye yelled, but no one came

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): so tempted to throw a glass of water over a table

Inv Zora Polasis: throws her drink in his face

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol what did i come back to

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): The Misadventures of Johnny Boy, Deck Swab Extraordinaire

Shislif (MeLange): he tried to seal with it his hands, and another shake, he tried and tried, nobody came to help

MeLange: he tried to seal with it his hands, and another shake, he tried and tried, nobody came to help

MeLange: and leak right to his face!

MeLange: it was crazy!

MeLange: Finally he could resist no longer

MeLange: he had to let of the leak and wipe his face, the salt water stinging his eyes so bad

MeLange: and when he came to put his hands back on the leak...

MeLange: it had stopped

MeLange: Johnny Boy looked in amazement

MeLange: Wanted to look at somebody, anybody to say it was real, a witness, but there was none

wyjyoon (Temperance): ah ok

MeLange: "What the bloodly hell is going on up there?" Johnny Boy thought

Shislif (MeLange): that's all i got lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol nice

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): back to Temperance to finish hers?

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'll just add to this

Shislif (MeLange): feel like it's another perspective of the same story yea

Temperance: clears her throat carefully.

Temperance: "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOIN ON WITH YOU?" said the voice.

Temperance: "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" asked the voice to Johnny Boy.

Temperance: And Johnny Boy could only look around, confusion marring his face into the sky above and the sea below.

Temperance: "We are heading back home, as the Captain commands," said he.

Temperance: "THE CAPTAIN?" asked the voice. "IS HE THE ONE THAT KIDNAPPED ME, TIED ME TO THIS SHIP?"

Shislif (MeLange): oh dang

Temperance: Johnny Boy thought to himself that he must be mad to be hearing such things, when he could see not a nary soul at all.

Shislif (MeLange): cause it's like a ghost ship, that's what I was going for with plugging the leak lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh lol did i take it in the wrong direction

wyjyoon (Temperance): i came back in the middle and had no idea

Shislif (MeLange): Oh not at all just wanted to make sure it was clear lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it's called plot twist

Shislif (MeLange): but any direction is fine you the one narrating ;)

wyjyoon (Temperance): honestly i have no plan for this lol

GM: HAH

Shislif (MeLange): me niether lol why i gave up

GM: now you can be a DM

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): plans are for those who prepared ahead

seyfert (Vee Barlett): whether they like it is like a roll of the dice ;)

wyjyoon (Temperance): no thank you bob, i'm already trying not to question whether i should play a priest

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and are willing to be wrong

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): play a bard, they're FUN! :D

Shislif (MeLange): this is true

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): actually, priests are fun too

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): all characters are fun, you just have to find it in there

wyjyoon (Temperance): they are, i just don't have the brains to act the brainy part some days

GM: Feels like done?

Shislif (MeLange): could be a cliffhanger

GM: To move to morning?

GM: and sailing away

GM: set an open course for the virgin sea

Temperance: "The captain does not kidnap," Johnny spoke uncertainly to the air. "In fact, I hardly doubt she has any interest in things other than objects that sparkle. I cannot even see you."

Shislif (MeLange): or you could just say "and they were never heard from again" :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok lol done then

wyjyoon (Temperance): telling you, everything is loading at once

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20-1 = 8]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): for whenver you're done but no rush

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Glimber Silvernose]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on MeLange]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Vee Barlett]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Lirtimya]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Inv Zora Polasis]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Rothuss Carder]

Effect ['Casting Personal Reading;(C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Temperance]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Temperance]

The date is Trall____de, 2nd Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

Old Moon's phase is Full Moon

The time is 6:03 PM

wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm fine with bookmarking this for a different time :) Everything is weird on my end as always, so not sure if the story'll continue smoothly

The date is Trall____de, 2nd Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous

Old Moon's phase is Full Moon

The time is 6:03 AM

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): can finish it online if youwish

wyjyoon (Temperance): nah, all good. i was just pulling what came to me as it came

GM: Heading out

GM: you have full supplies again

Vee Barlett: Yar! We off for the open waters!

Image: Borinquen

Rothuss Carder: So what are 'closed' waters then?

GM: That is your goal for the day

GM: to get around that point

Vee Barlett: We ya gotta row 'cause the banks too close on both sides to get good wind.

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

GM: Just need one more

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]

GM: there you go

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Jinx!

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wow that worked

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

GM: crushing it

Shislif (MeLange): oh lol my bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): how does she fail an int roll but succeed a str roll lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): tonight sure is interesting

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): thinking with her biceps tonight

GM: Let us see what type of encounters you have today

Rothuss Carder: taps a railing, just to check.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Werner Hertzberg: WHAT THE HELLS MAN

Rothuss Carder: Still here, Cap'n!

Vee Barlett: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Glimber Silvernose: [d20 = 2]

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): man!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): sigh

GM: Ok

GM: so let me get a map

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooh not OK!

Shislif (MeLange): So is dude supposed to be a play on werner herzog?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): at least it wasn't a 1?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): silver-lining lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe Werner gets a ghost friend

wyjyoon (Temperance): two yelling ghosts

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds like cacophony

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "... and then Vee burned the ship to the waterline and retired to a mountain monastary...."

GM: hah

seyfert (Vee Barlett): only if she can shank snowman first and take over

wyjyoon (Temperance): honestly she'd just purchase an exorcism

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wait she doesn't like churchy folk nvm

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or earplugs

GM: So Glimber is inside

GM: Zora and Vee are up on the wheel

wyjyoon (Temperance): effective earplugs

GM: Mell Roth and Temp are on the lower deck

GM: watching the waves

Vee Barlett: watches Zora being suspiciously close to the wheel.

MeLange: oohhhh pretty waves...

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 18]

Temperance: is simply watching the water.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 10]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 7]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 4 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 3 vs. 4 ] [AC: 3 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to MeLange] [STATUS: Light]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): animal roll!!

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to MeLange]

MeLange: hey!

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] HEY! GET OFF ME SHIP!

HEY! GET OFF ME SHIP!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): like the one chasing all the surfers in newport beach?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Shislif (MeLange): didn't see that one but sounds like fun lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): roll animal lore and find out!

Rothuss Carder: rolls off his perch and between Tempe and the whatever-it-is

MeLange: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 15]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): was funny - one sea lion and over a dozen freaked out surfers

Shislif (MeLange): doh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oh.... as I zoom in it's a lion sea not a sea lion.

GM: SO what happens is that as you are sailing along you come across a pack? pride? schoo? of Sea Lions one of them LEAPS at Mel, managed to score two attacks but does not manage to graple him and pull him off the ship

GM: and now you are at Init on round one

Vee Barlett: [INIT] [d10 = 3]

Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

MeLange: [INIT] [d10 = 8]

Rothuss Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 5]

Temperance: Temperance tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)

Temperance: Temperance forced re-roll of initiative.

Temperance: [INIT] [d10 = 3]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh no - they euthanized the sea lion :(

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that is sad

Shislif (MeLange): oh that's a bummer

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oof

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and we are way farther apart than I thought

wyjyoon (Temperance): :(

GM: We did cover it on the show, did not know it was put to sleep

wyjyoon (Temperance): poor sea lion

GM: So Vee is up

GM: Is she leaving the wheel to Zora?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ahahahahaha

wyjyoon (Temperance): Zora is her next pokemon

'seyfert' disconnected

'seyfert' connected

Inv Zora Polasis: [INIT] [d10 = 9]

Glimber Silvernose: [INIT] [d10-10 = -9]

GM: Glimber can come out on deck to see what the noise was

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): looks like the only ones that can see it are the ones on the lower deck

GM: yes

Glimber Silvernose: walks out to the deck

Glimber Silvernose: What's happening?

GM: Well Zora and Vee can see down to it

GM: But Glimber cannot see anything until next round

Temperance: Some creature with a lion's torso and a sea creature's tail jumped up to scratch Melange.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ugh sorry FG crash did I miss any info?

Temperance: has no idea what said creature is.

GM: Some creature with a lion's torso and a sea creature's tail jumped up to scratch Melange.

GM: and Vee is with Zora at the wheel, and is up now

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): not sure how to move glimber without being able to walk through walls

GM: She can leave Zora with the wheel

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 13]

GM: and Glimber is there at the stars down to the main deck now

Vee Barlett: tries to shake it off.

GM: For next round

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): see zora can steer better :)

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 19]

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[INIT] 3 : Personal Reading

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): mutiny on the grim lady

GM: Whose ship is this?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): too many windows

GM: So Temp is up

Vee Barlett: WERNER STOP INTERFERIN'!!

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

GM: You can move across to help Mel, but cannot see any creature to cast at

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh whoops i can't see?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it's in the water over the rail

wyjyoon (Temperance): i thought i could from where i was standing, my bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): i guess i'm movin then

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 4]

Attack [4] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 14 vs. 5 ] [AC: 14 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[INIT] 5 : Inspiration

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the inspiration can be gotten rid of

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): you always get 2 shots per round with a bow

wyjyoon (Temperance): ? i've always done one

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): am I wrong?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): thought that was elf? i dunno anymore

GM: Yes to 2 shots with a bow

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): thank you

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh ok

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): thought I was crazy

GM: Checking her move

GM: Yes you get two for Temp

GM: if you move half you only get one shot

GM: but she moved less than 60

GM: so two shots

wyjyoon (Temperance): ohh ok got it

wyjyoon (Temperance): i was probably moving more than half most of the time

GM: Yes

Temperance: [ATTACKING WHILE OUT OF AMMO]

Temperance: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 12]

Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 6 vs. 5 ] [AC: 6 ] [MISS]

wyjyoon (Temperance): didn't matter anywayyyy

GM: Very close

GM: missed by 1

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gets tangled in the mane

wyjyoon (Temperance): crossing fingers for next time

Temperance: This thing must have thick fur or something.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ready for me?

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

Rothuss Carder: will run over to the railing near Mel to see if there's something he can do.

GM: It looks like three young males out hunting

wyjyoon (Temperance): i just belatedly realized roth stepped in front of her and she just casually moved around him lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): we tangoed!

Rothuss Carder: draws his sabre and dagger and will attack if any are in range

GM: The one is

GM: The others have not had a chance to move yet

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20-2 = 10]

Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-gauche (2nd Atk)) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 5 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): med or large?

GM: Large

Rothuss Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Sabre [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+1=5)] [d8+1 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Light]

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

'wyjyoon' disconnected

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

GM: Jumping to Zora while Mel is away

GM: and Wendy just dropped also

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oof

Shislif (MeLange): sorry i'm here

GM: Go for it Sharif

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): still here

GM: and for Lisa is Zora leaving the wheel? or staying to send Vee down?

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 3]

Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

Shislif (MeLange): just one?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): usually I have a window over FG so I can read chat but sometimes it shows Zzzz over me

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): did vee decide to leave the helm?

GM: two

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no vee tried to shake them off the ship

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): L

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing (1d8+3=5)] [d8+3 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Moderate]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): via ship maneuvers

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Large

seyfert (Vee Barlett): different damage roll

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=6)] [d8+3 = 6]

Damage [6] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

Shislif (MeLange): correct?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nope

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Large

Sea Lion 1's health adjusted by +5

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=10)] [d8+3 = 10]

Damage [10] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

Shislif (MeLange): that is the large one i think

Shislif (MeLange): has an L

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): why does it keep saying M?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I dont know...

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): weird

MeLange: oh my combat page it says L

Shislif (MeLange): ooc

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): bob will fix

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): in the text here

'wyjyoon' connected

Shislif (MeLange): yay bob!

GM: let me go back and add some of that back

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (ignore this roll)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): fix bob fix

Vee Barlett: [DAMAGE (M)] Trident +1 [TYPE: piercing, large, magic (2d4+2=7)] [2d4+2 = 7]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it says DAMAGE (M) for all of them

Shislif (MeLange): sexy dice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hmm so it is in the text but not damage type

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): so lion needs 16 pts back - sorry

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think the M might mean Melee

GM: yes it is doing the correct damage

GM: a d8 +3 for large an d8 + 3 for med

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's weird too but okay :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): so his axe is the same for both?

Sea Lion 1's health adjusted by +0

Sea Lion 1's health adjusted by +10

GM: Ok so the Seal Lion ! is back to where it should be

GM: and Zora is up

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Boo!

wyjyoon (Temperance): blooped out a bit

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): well bloop back in here!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): get ta bloopin'!

wyjyoon (Temperance): *bloops back in*

Inv Zora Polasis: Want me to mind the ship and you go fight or should I go down and help them?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): to vee

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ever the optimist

seyfert (Vee Barlett): high or low?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): stab or steer to vee - a conundrum

Vee Barlett: cannot make a decision so will flip a coin.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): call it zora - heads or tails?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): heads

wyjyoon (Temperance): two of her most favorite things

Vee Barlett: [d20 = 7]

wyjyoon (Temperance): stabbing and steering

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oof heads was high

Vee Barlett: I'm gonna try to shake them off again.

Inv Zora Polasis: Okay I'll go down

Vee Barlett: Yar, call if ya need help.

Inv Zora Polasis: unsheathes her rapier and goes down to the lower deck

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): can you move her please?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): assume that's it this round

[TURN] Sea Lion 1

GM: No she moved less than half

seyfert (Vee Barlett): stab it matey!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh can she even reach?

GM: Yes because it can reach Mel

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): great

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: -1 vs. 5 ] [AC: -1 ] [HIT]

Inv Zora Polasis: [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [TYPE: piercing, large (1d8+1=4)] [d8+1 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Sea Lion 1] [STATUS: Heavy]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): niiicee

Shislif (MeLange): niiiiice

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 14]

Attack [14] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #1) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 4 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 20]

Attack [20] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: -5 vs. 4 ] [AC: -5 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): probably too soon but ... time to euthanize a sea lion!

Sea Lion 1: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at MeLange] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 4 ] [AC: -4 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]

Damage [2] -> [to MeLange]

MeLange: ouch!

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=3)] [d6 = 3]

Damage [3] -> [to MeLange] [STATUS: Moderate]

Sea Lion 1: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #2 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to MeLange]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): humane slaughter

wyjyoon (Temperance): sheesh

wyjyoon (Temperance): that crit though

GM: and so Mel is being Mauled

GM: which meanss he cannot attack

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): ouch

GM: Until he makes a strength check to break free

MeLange: hey ouchies! OUCHIES!!!!!

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): bad kitty! paws not claws!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: Sorry not Strength, it is an Open Doors check

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol sea kitty

wyjyoon (Temperance): salty kitty

[TURN] Sea Lion 2

Sea Lion 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 7]

Attack [7] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Inv Zora Polasis] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 8 ] [AC: 8 ] [HIT]

Sea Lion 2: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20 = 2]

Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Claw #2) [at Inv Zora Polasis] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 8 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

Sea Lion 2: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw #1 [TYPE: slashing,magic +1 (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [STATUS: Light]

GM: so Zora was hit but not mauled and can continue next round like normal

[ROUND 2]

[TURN] Glimber Silvernose - [(IFT:TYPE(bugbear, giant, gnoll, ogre, troll); AC: 4) | LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | (IFT: TYPE(kobold,goblin); ATK: 1) | [TRGT: Glimber Silvernose]; VISION: 60 infravision]

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): yippee

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): you said he can come out this round?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): thanks

Glimber Silvernose: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(16)] [ENC: Moderate] [d20-1 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Pick, Footman's) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 5 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]

GM: So that is under half his movement

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): was bad

wyjyoon (Temperance): do y'all want tempe to move on her turn to give y'all more space?

Vee Barlett: wants to summon the sharks.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (how does she summon the sharks)

GM: Just invoke it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and is mel being mauled ON deck?

GM: is like any magic item

seyfert (Vee Barlett): as in no one is in the water except the stupid other sea lions?

GM: hanging off the deck, not in the water yet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): "Sea Lions are King of the Sea, and automatically control any normal sea life that comes within 30 yeards"

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (making up BS)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ............

Glimber Silvernose: [SKILL] Animal Lore [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 7) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 12]

Vee Barlett: Y'all make sure Mel ain't fall overboard. I'm gonna summon some sharks.

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): yup that's right

Vee Barlett: Drive them lions off.

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: that is your chance to object and hearing none....

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ooc

GM: Does it say the HD for the sharks?

Shislif (MeLange): He would probably just lose his memory and end up with Kurt Russel

GM: It should be on your sheet?

Shislif (MeLange): whoa we got high def sharks?

Vee Barlett -> Glimber Silvernose: It should be on your sheet?

GM: chuckles

Inv Zora Polasis: If the sharks jump on board with the sea lion I'm not going to be happy

Temperance: Are the sharks summoned going to attack us too afterwards?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol same thread

'seyfert' disconnected

GM: Carissa dropped

wyjyoon (Temperance): she blooped

GM: Looking for the item to see what

'seyfert' connected

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): so she summons sharks her turn?

GM: Yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and back

seyfert (Vee Barlett): FG hates laptops

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm beginning to understand that

Vee Barlett: invokes the sharks.

wyjyoon (Temperance): as a person with a laptop

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (of undetermined HD)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yeah... i have been too lazy to set up my PC and prefer my laptop so I can lay on the couch but... FG dislikes

Shislif (MeLange): laying on the couch IS pretty awesome

GM: I am saying they are 3 HD sharks for now

wyjyoon (Temperance): my laptop is the only thing i have at the moment, so.... i have no other choice than to deal :)

GM: cannot find the original encounter

seyfert (Vee Barlett): found it on the party sheet and it just says four sharks for 10 rounds

Shislif (MeLange): sometimes you gotta deal

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

Shislif (MeLange): was it a baby shark?

'seyfert' disconnected

Shislif (MeLange): :)

'seyfert' connected

wyjyoon (Temperance): one of my students was singing that song on immensely high volume on the playground

GM: So the four sharks appear this round and attack next round

[TURN] Temperance - [LIGHT: 60/0 continual light | LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): JTom will be on in a few. they just got home

Shislif (MeLange): yea my kiddo plays it on the regular lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): so mel has to do the open door thing to break free? or can someone try to pull him away?

Shislif (MeLange): i dunno

GM: Mel has to do an open doors check to break free

GM: Someone else can try to drag both him and the sea lion away

Shislif (MeLange): how does one do an open doors check? asking for a friend

GM: it is on your sheet

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof ok. -4 to shoot over people?

wyjyoon (Temperance): or hold for later?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and back - again

seyfert (Vee Barlett): and on your STR go to the far right it's second to last choice

GM: Temp can hold and shoot twice later

seyfert (Vee Barlett): You'll see Press, Doors, Bars. You want Doors

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok holding

[TURN] Fish, Shark 3

[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Shislif (MeLange): where is open doors?

GM: Roth is up

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Open Door (vs. Target 8) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 11]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): waiting for mel

GM: Mel does not go until later

GM: Are you holding?

Shislif (MeLange): oh ok

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): oh, ok

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Sharif - go to main sheet, look at the line with STR and look to the far right of that line

Shislif (MeLange): jinx :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): attacking 1

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 5 ] [AC: 7 ] [MISS]

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20-2 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Main-gauche (2nd Atk)) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Doors is between Bars and Press

MeLange: [CHECK] Bend Bars (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 3] [d100 = 23]

[TURN] Fish, Shark 4

Shislif (MeLange): got it thank you :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Doors not bend bars

[TURN] Fish, Shark 1

[TURN] Lirtimya - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

[TURN] MeLange - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): slightly better chance

MeLange: [CHECK] Open Door (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 7]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): like that :)

Shislif (MeLange): nice thanks :)

GM: SHOVES the paw apart

GM: and now he can get one more attack

Vee Barlett: Toss 'em to the sharks!

wyjyoon (Temperance): guess he didn't need the help lol

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 11]

Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 4 vs. 5 ] [AC: 4 ] [HIT]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (which she commanded the sharks to attack the lion seas)

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=7)] [d8+3 = 7]

Damage [7] -> [to Sea Lion 1]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora is fighting sea lion 2 so you can always hit that one

[TURN] Inv Zora Polasis

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it's not on the map but it scratched her

Vee Barlett: Sharks, me beauties! Attack these sea lions!

GM: You see it now Lisa?

wyjyoon (Temperance): she'll help if needed :) y'all seem to be doing well so far

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 6]

Attack [6] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 5 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]

[TURN] Sea Lion 1

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): now I do that I missed :)

GM: Attack of Opportunity on #1

GM: as it leaves

GM: Mel and Roth can

GM: Also Zora gets one on #2 as it leaves

Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 5]

Attack [5] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Sea Lion 1] [Hit-AC: 13 vs. 5 ] [AC: 13 ] [MISS]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's what you think...

Inv Zora Polasis: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(18)] [d20 = 17]

Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Rapier) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 5 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 19]

Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: -4 vs. 5 ] [AC: -4 ] [CRITICAL HIT]

Inv Zora Polasis: [DAMAGE (M)] Rapier [TYPE: piercing, large (1d8+1=4)] [d8+1 = 4]

Damage [4] -> [to Sea Lion 2] [STATUS: Light]

Shislif (MeLange): nice

wyjyoon (Temperance): whoa

wyjyoon (Temperance): crit noted

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=11)] [d8+3 = 11]

Damage [11] -> [to Sea Lion 2] [STATUS: Moderate]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): niceee

GM: one more to hit roll on #2 for Mel

Shislif (MeLange): another attack?

wyjyoon (Temperance): for the crit

GM: you rolled a crit

Shislif (MeLange): so another damage?

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): another hit

MeLange: [DAMAGE (M)] Axe, battle [TYPE: slashing, large (1d8+3=5)] [d8+3 = 5]

Damage [5] -> [to Sea Lion 2] [STATUS: Heavy]

GM: Have to roll the To Hit first

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): and it is to no 1

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that was your lion

Shislif (MeLange): sorry you guys lost me

GM: Roll a to hit

MeLange: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(15)] [d20-1 = 15]

Attack [15] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Axe, Battle) [at Sea Lion 2] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 5 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]

GM: there you go

GM: done

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ok

Shislif (MeLange): ok

GM: you already rolled the damage

Shislif (MeLange): i would've understood attack better just sayin

GM: nods

GM: and so the two Sea Lions attacking the crew swim off to go attack the sharks

wyjyoon (Temperance): it gets confusing for me a lot too

GM: the Sharks are attacking the Sea Lions

GM: mortal enemy type of thing

Vee Barlett: cheers them on.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): not being at a table with folks makes it a bit harder

GM: Pure luck for Vee

Rothuss Carder: whacks the railing.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she's a sea person she knows these things

seyfert (Vee Barlett): luck? pffft rude

Shislif (MeLange): tru

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Rothuss Carder: HEY Werner! Coulda used a little help there!

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Temperance: chuckles lightly.

GM: So after a couple of rounds

User has gone AFK. (MadamePsychosis)

Vee Barlett: I SUMMONED SHARKS WERNER! BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU DID!

Temperance: puts away her arrows and shortbow.

Temperance: I need to practice more.

GM: 10 rounds later the remaining sharks disapear

Vee Barlett: Man, that be cool. I should do that more often.

GM: and the lone Sea Lion goes off to hunt for easier prey

'JtomTMO' connected

Temperance: inspects Mel.

Temperance: I hope the.... uh, lion-sea creature didn't maul you too much.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 13]

MeLange: it did an adequate amount of mauling I'd say

Rothuss Carder: Gives him more scars to show off, right?

MeLange: Yea I'll show em to your Mom Roth!

Rothuss Carder: That'd be an interesting encounter.

MeLange chuckles

MeLange winces in pain

Rothuss Carder: How're you at getting hit with shoes?

MeLange: ohhh... ouchies...

[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [LIGHT: 50/60 lantern; Continual Light]

Temperance: binds his wounds and pats him lightly.

MeLange: Thanks Tempe, you alright

Temperance: I'm right as rain, for now.

GM: Welcome JTom

MeLange: No I'm stating it, not asking

MeLange: Just sayin you alright

Temperance: Oh, thank you?

Temperance: smiles lightly.

MeLange: you're welcome?

GM: all sorted on XP for the encounters o this poi

Rothuss Carder: She's our Tempe, keeps us ouch-free.

Temperance: You're quite alright too

MeLange: Ah thanks Temp

Temperance: Yes, ouch-free. Tis my job.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi mini!

GM: and while I refill my water you can explain to Lirt who Werner is

Rothuss Carder: boops her on the nose and moves away back to the other side of the ship

Temperance: smiles lightly.

Vee Barlett: Yar, Matey! You up an' about?

Vee Barlett: Did me sharks wake ya?

MeLange: Just a tad

MeLange: tad backwards is dat

Temperance: Hello Lirtimya, I hope you had some good rest.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

wyjyoon (Temperance): hey jtom! :)

Shislif (MeLange): Hi Jtom!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): go take out the trash!

seyfert (Vee Barlett): hi mini!

Shislif (MeLange): lol

Lirtimya: I rested very well, thank you, I'm not sure what woke me, maybe the sharks

GM: b

Vee Barlett: I finally summoned them. It be cool! I gotta do that again.

Temperance: Vee used her figurehead to summon the sharks to assist with a.... lion-sea creature attack.

Temperance: What were those creatuers exactly, anyhow?

wyjyoon (Temperance): *creatures

Rothuss Carder: And Werner *whacks railing* wasn't any help at all.

Temperance: muffles a laugh.

Vee Barlett: Ain't sealions but lionseas. Just... some critter of the sea that exist.

Vee Barlett: Werner an ass.

Temperance: Lionseas? I see.

Lirtimya: Werner?

Temperance: Ah.

Vee Barlett: Yar. He hauntin' this ship and makin' shit up about my mother IF I HAD ONE.

Temperance: Er, some voice we can hear but not see.

Werner Hertzberg: OUCH

Temperance: We assume it is a spirit.

Temperance: The ghost assumes we are pirates.

Rothuss Carder: He only responds to Vee's voice, for some reason.

Vee Barlett: pounds the railing to emphasize her yelling.

Vee Barlett: *punches

Lirtimya: You're the priest, bannish him back to the afterlife or something then

Rothuss Carder: Huh. You know... I wonder..

Werner Hertzberg: BRB

Rothuss Carder: Has he ever responded to anyone but me hitting wood?

Temperance: It requires a Priest of a higher level to turn if it is undead.

Rothuss Carder: Like he only answers Vee's voice.

Vee Barlett: punches it again to find out.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (bob is afk, so have to wait for response)

Temperance: If I could have banished him or tried to rid this ship of him, I would have.

Temperance: Though... according to Zora, he is good entertainment.

Glimber Silvernose: Think all ghosts are undead

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh tru

Werner Hertzberg: b

Glimber Silvernose: Like dead but floating around

wyjyoon (Temperance): my brain ain't here guys

Shislif (MeLange): dittos

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): it's ok

Werner Hertzberg: STOP BANGING I AM RIGHT HERE

Temperance: He's... not doing us any harm, so... should be fine?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I KNOW THAT'S WHY I HIT YOU

Vee Barlett: I KNOW THAT'S WHY I HIT YOU

Rothuss Carder: Okay then, it's not just me.

Vee Barlett: He's harmin' my mental health!

Glimber Silvernose: It's making Vee yell a lot more than usual

Temperance: If you simply stop speaking to him then he will stop speaking to you.

Rothuss Carder: Which is a joyful sound, no?

Glimber Silvernose: Uhh no?

Vee Barlett: Yeah, well, you try ignorin' someone who thinks they know things you don't know.

Rothuss Carder: whispers in Tempe's ear, "Now where would the fun be in that?"

Lirtimya: Maybe tomorrow after I next rest I can do a detect magic, see if he was cast on our ship

Temperance: chuckles and shakes her head.

Vee Barlett: Nah ain't gonna show nothin', Matey.

Vee Barlett: The whole ship have magic to it with me figurehead on it.

Vee Barlett: Sharks, remember?

Vee Barlett: Er, well, I should saw it'll show all of it and not one specific thing.

Vee Barlett: Tempe tried and confirmed that thought.

Rothuss Carder: spins Tempe in a quick pirhouette, bows to her, and walks back off to his railing.

Temperance: Whoa!

Temperance: tries to find her balance afterwards.

Lirtimya: True, although maybe Wayde here is a side effect of the figurehead

Shislif (MeLange): brb

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe when we get home we can get someone from the Cathedral to look at it

Lirtimya: Helps Tempe stay balanced

Rothuss Carder: Do you want them to impound the ship?

Inv Zora Polasis: Favor from the church or annoying ghost dear sister?

Vee Barlett: I don't need no Cathedral pokin' around in my business.

Inv Zora Polasis: Then annoying ghost it is

Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

Temperance: Thank you Lirtimya. Didn't expect that.

Temperance: chuckles.

Temperance: At least we know his name.

Vee Barlett: Hmm we can poke around in his business and find out 'bout him...

Vee Barlett: Fair is fair, yeah?

Lirtimya: Of course, it was a nice spin though

Temperance: Hm... well, if I'm allowed to try something...

Rothuss Carder: You're next then, Lirt!

GM: Maybe Werner is good luck for Roth, two encounters now without being knocked out

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): i only need his name right?

Lirtimya: Please don't

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): as long as it is a real one?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oooh true

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I think so

Rothuss Carder: chuckles.

Rothuss Carder: bows in Lirt's direction.

wyjyoon (Temperance): could i try to cast personal reading again?

Rothuss Carder: As you wish, Wise Sea Witch.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): no harm trying I don't think

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

Lirtimya: Thank you

Temperance: [INIT] [MOD:Personal Reading] [d10+99 = 104]

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Personal Reading

Temperance: tries to find out any information related to this voice.

wyjyoon (Temperance): did i do that right

GM: Yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh do i have to state his name

GM: So what Temp gets from the spell: Werner Hertzberg was a popular Pirate Captain who disapeared in a hurricane while bringing supplies he stole from the Royal Navy to a village that needed them.

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wow

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he's a real pirate? fascinating

Temperance: So Werner Hertzberg was a real pirate captain after all...

Vee Barlett: Huh?

Temperance: Evidently this man stole from the Royal Navy to bring supplies to a village. A popular Pirate Captain move, I suppose.

MeLange: appears so

Vee Barlett: WERNER! YOU WERE A PIRATE?

Temperance: Real vigilante for the poor, evidently.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): aat this point I guess she assumes she must yell to talk to him

Rothuss Carder: Where's your treasure buried at?

Werner Hertzberg: I AM A PIRATE

Vee Barlett: THEN WHERE BE YER BODY?

Vee Barlett: AND YER LOOT?

Temperance: He disappeared while delivering supplies.

Temperance: A hurricane got to him.

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: remembers to check the weather.

Vee Barlett: WHAT DO DEAD PIRATES STEAL?

Vee Barlett: Besides me sanity...

Werner Hertzberg: YOU STOLE ME

Vee Barlett: AND I AIN'T LETTIN' YA GO UNTIL I GET ME SOME ANSWERS.

Vee Barlett: So anyways, that be Werner, Matey.

Rothuss Carder: And he doesn't like it when you hit any wood.

Vee Barlett: punches the railing.

Temperance: takes out her trusty parchment to take note of this information.

Vee Barlett: then thinks about it, and pats it nicely.

Vee Barlett: then thinks about it, and pats it nicely.

Vee Barlett: One one hand, I wanna beat Werner up. On the other hand I ain't upset at Lady Grim.

Temperance: Then offers a brief prayer for the passed Pirate Captain.

Lirtimya: Well, as long as we have him on board maybe he can give us some good stories and such

Vee Barlett: Dead men do tell tales. He can talk to other dead people or somethin'

Rothuss Carder: So far all they've done is yell at each other.

Temperance: nods.

Vee Barlett: Well he pissed me off first.

Temperance: You both have salt in your veins.

Temperance: Well... I suppose not him anymore, since he's no longer corporeal.

Vee Barlett: Yar like a good pir....sailor should.

Temperance: Perhaps that's the reason you yell at each other. Because you share the same nature.

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders.

Vee Barlett: I ain't an ass like Werner!

Rothuss Carder: Mm-hmm.

GM: Observation from anyone

Temperance: You both like to yell, that's for sure.

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 16]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: Yellin' be good for the soul.

Rothuss Carder: And bad for the eardrums.

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 17]

Vee Barlett: Says the one who got giant drums.

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 11]

Temperance: Strange irony, that. A pirate captain who yells, and yet he is sensitive to sound.

GM: Lirt and Temp both point to the port side of the Lady

GM: There is a long large sand beach

Temperance: Land ho.

GM: Only the second you have seen, you are sailing along staying off the shore

Rothuss Carder: Hey now, don't call the Cap'n names like that.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

Vee Barlett: Insultin' me by comparin' me to land.

Temperance: tilts her head.

GM: She is a ship ho

Temperance: Oh, er... my apologies?

Vee Barlett: Yar, you should apologize.

Vee Barlett: Anyways, that be a nice beach there.

Glimber Silvernose: Can we go to the beach?

GM: It is mid day is why I point it out

Vee Barlett: We ain't in any rush nowhere. We can anchor here and hang for a bit, sure.

Temperance: Depends on what's there and who owns the land.

Vee Barlett: Zora, ya got the spyglass to check?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): We coule pick up some interesting glass there if Lirt casts Lightning Bold on the way in...

Inv Zora Polasis: Ummm sure

wyjyoon (Temperance): ooh handmade glass

Inv Zora Polasis: digs out the spyglass and aims at the beach

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *Bolt

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 14]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I could do that if wanted

Inv Zora Polasis: There's sand ...

GM: Zora can spot a small collection of canoes pulled up on the beach

Inv Zora Polasis: There are some canoes there

GM: there looks to be smoke

Inv Zora Polasis: Smoke?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't know if we know you can do that. But... the place appears inhabited.

GM: from smoking fish to prepare them

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe they are having a fish fry on the beach

Vee Barlett: Oh sounds like a party.

Vee Barlett: Let's anchor. I can get out me canoe and we can blend in.

Vee Barlett: Rat and watch the ship.

Glimber Silvernose: Parties are almost as good as parades

Vee Barlett: Yar! Who all comin' along?

GM: Observation check again

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 8] [d20 = 20]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh wow

seyfert (Vee Barlett): seriously????

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): the smoke blinded them

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I think I'll stay on board.....

Vee Barlett: alertness maybe...?

Glimber Silvernose: I want to go

Inv Zora Polasis: I'd like to go to the beach too

Lirtimya: [SKILL] Weather Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 11]

MeLange: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 16]

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof (2)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Let's all row to our death, yayyyyy!

Vee Barlett: Canoe got room.

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: Ya stayin' or comin' Lirt?

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Detect Noise [PERCENT:Detect Noise] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 76] [d100 = 91]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 6]

Rothuss Carder: hops in the canoe

Vee Barlett: tries to think if there is anything FISHY about all of this in her knowledge of the seas and kingdoms.

Temperance: takes a step in after some thought.

Temperance: Something's telling me that there's more to this than just a fish frying....

Temperance: shakes her head.

GM: So out of all of that, you know you have the canoe to go visit the beach, you know that the southern and eastern shores of Borinquen have hundreds of small villages that live off the land with friendly interactions with traders

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): this is an eastern shore

Inv Zora Polasis: If we don't like it we can leave

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Boating [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]

Vee Barlett: gets the canoe out and starts making way towards the party.

GM: How many people in the canoe?

GM: holds 2

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Everybody! Who wants to sit on MeL's lap?

GM: plus Glimber

Lirtimya: I'll stay back with the ship, parties aren't my thing

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Glimb, Roth, Vee, Tempe

Inv Zora Polasis: can we swim?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): that's 3. only 2.

GM: Yes the water is nice

seyfert (Vee Barlett): (I was going to say, just tug them along)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Vee will probably leave Roth behind

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Rope Use [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): whaaaaaa? vee do that to roth? neverrrrr ;)

Inv Zora Polasis: Glimber needs to row with you Vee

Inv Zora Polasis: I can swim in to the beach

Vee Barlett: Yar, he and me ain't got choice but to be in the canoe. Rest of y'all can fight over the last seat or be tugged along with the rope or swim.

Inv Zora Polasis: takes off her shoes and leaves her pack behind on the ship

Rothuss Carder: Sure, I'll swim too.

Inv Zora Polasis: jumps off the deck

Vee Barlett: Mel, ya gonna swim and let Tempe stay in the canoe?

Vee Barlett: Or you stayin' on ship?

MeLange: Oh i can swim!

MeLange: [SKILL] Swimming [MOD:STR] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 14]

Rothuss Carder: goes over the side

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Tumbling [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Vee Barlett: I got rope if anyone ain't feeli' swimmly....

Vee Barlett: Yar nice belly flop.

Rothuss Carder: belly flops into the sea

Temperance: muffles a laugh.

Shislif (MeLange): lol

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ouch

Vee Barlett: rolls eyes and starts canoeing.

Temperance: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20 = 1]

Temperance: helps with rowing.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): grabs oars and shows Vee how it's done :)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

User has gone AFK. (Shislif)

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

GM: So you manage to go the 150 yards or so through the shallow water over to the beach

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she does need humbling every now and then

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): was a nice roll

wyjyoon (Temperance): tempe's just real enthusiastic about trying to help

GM: As you come up closer to the beach you can see the group of fishermen/warriors with spears on guard from you

Rothuss Carder: swims to the shore after he recovers from his flop.

Echo [Yuan-ti]: [Translation] HELP HELP HELP

HELP HELP HELP

[understood by: ]

Temperance: stops rowing for a bit.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): they aren't smoking fish. They're cannibals!!!

Vee Barlett: Yo!

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] Er... yo!

Er... yo!

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 14]

Vee Barlett: squints at the speaker but has sand in her eyes.

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]

Inv Zora Polasis: The sand feels so nice in between my toes!

Inv Zora Polasis: smiles happily

GM: as you get closer

Temperance: Er... guys... I think-

GM: you can see that who was making the noise

GM: is a large humanoid bird like creature that is staked down over the smoking fire

GM: AND BREAK

Vee Barlett: Well that's awkward.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Well that's awkward.

Shislif (MeLange): nice

Shislif (MeLange): Birdman!

MadamePsychosis: smoked chicken

MadamePsychosis: pretty beach picture

'seyfert' disconnected

GM: Thanks

GM: Next week we should have a bit update

MadamePsychosis: so everyone have a good week

GM: and hope it fixes things for Carissa and Wendy

MadamePsychosis: Goodnight all :)

Shislif: thanks have a great week everyone !

MadamePsychosis: hope so!

'MadamePsychosis' disconnected

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

'Shislif' disconnected

'Master TMO' disconnected

wyjyoon: good night!

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Chat Log List - 2025 04 18 - Sightseeing - Formatted - Story?

Chat Log List - 2025 04 18 - Sightseeing - Formatted - Story ?