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'seyfert' connected

GM: Hello

Vee Barlett: Yo.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): Am I first?

GM: Yes you are

seyfert: Fascinating. But while that moving water and stuff look like, my laptop is stuttering a bit from it. For future map reference :P

seyfert: *look nice

GM: Hmmm

GM: Let me try something

GM: I have two of that image running

GM: Put a non-animated version on the background

GM: Hope that helps

'wyjyoon' connected

GM: and here is Wendy Bird

seyfert: think so

seyfert: i got a super cute video of one of my bees. I should share it on Discord.

GM: Yes please

GM: Refillign then we will update Temp and Vee

GM: You both gained a bunch of Xp

seyfert: woo

wyjyoon: nice

GM: So Vee first

'Vee Barlett' applied '3400' experience to Ranger.

GM: So Vee is 28K short of level 7

GM: all is updated

seyfert: booo

'Temperance' applied '3135' experience to Cleric.

GM: Temp is 19k short of level 7

GM: All is updated

GM: See! Easy

'MeLange' applied '3135' experience to Fighter.

seyfert: Hey Tempe, can I borrow some XP?

wyjyoon: Go for it :)

'Glimber Silvernose' applied '2500' experience to Fighter.

GM: Glimber and Melange both updated, still a bit away from leveling on each of them

'Ratbone Carder' applied '2500' experience to Bard.

GM: Ratbone is about 1,500 away

'Inv Zora Polasis' applied '2700' experience to Thief.

GM: Zora is about 12K away

seyfert: one day they won't all level faster than me...

'Lirtimya' applied '3250' experience to Sea Wizard.

'Rothuss Carder' applied '3050' experience to Bard.

GM: Lirt and Roth both went up in level

GM: will wait for them to be in before clicking that button

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'wyjyoon' connected

'Master TMO' connected

GM: Hello TMO

Rothuss Carder: hello, sorry for lateness, couple errands came up right at 530

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): JTom is on his way

GM: So I am about to hit the Level Up button for ROth

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Yay!

Unable to find record to match link dropped. Check to make sure the correct modules are open.

GM: and fail

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): is it because I have him grabbed?

GM: I do not think so

Master TMO: released

GM: It says correct module

Unable to find record to match link dropped. Check to make sure the correct modules are open.

GM: Unable to find record to match link dropped. Check to make sure the correct modules are open.

GM: Ok

GM: so that did not work

GM: What I will say is to roll your D6 for your HP

GM: and the rest I can work out

'springdew' connected

GM: Hello Spring

Master TMO: [d6 = 4]

GM: Now up to 36 HP

wyjyoon: nice

GM: Nothing else changes without training, you do have one more level of thief skills to train for eventually

springdew: aloha

GM: Next level Thac0 changes

GM: How is life Spring, the view is pretty out of the window

springdew: Strenuous. Moving out of the tiny house into a shed so I can replace the tiny house roof. Lots of physical labor.

Image: Yellow Fern

springdew: How is life for all-a-y'all?

GM: I am helping host a STEAM festival tomorrow

springdew: Awww the splashy is adorables

springdew: Ooooooo!

springdew: That sounds like it could be fun

wyjyoon: what is a STEAM festival?

seyfert: hi spring! hi tmo!

Ratbone Carder: waving cheerily

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Hello!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): and Hi Spring! (sorry, been digging in character tables)

Ratbone Carder: I would expect an event to introduce young people to Science Technology Engineering (or Education) Arts, and Math

springdew (Ratbone Carder): OOC

GM: So there will be robots, art, lots of those sorts of things,

wyjyoon: ohhh

wyjyoon: sounds exciting!

'MadamePsychosis' connected

GM: I am going to be doing Augmented Reality, so a Coral Reef, and an Anatomy lesson

springdew (Ratbone Carder): It had to be either that or the video game platform

GM: and here is Lisa now

springdew (Ratbone Carder): That sounds like way fun

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bob - are you sure about the Thaco not going down? it says 1/2 for Rogue

GM: Rouge at 6th level is 18

GM: At 7th level drops to 17

GM: (LINK)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): OH, he's already made the level change. I was thinking he was going from 6 to 7

GM: nods

GM: Lisa, Zora and Glimber both were awarded XP but did not go up in level

GM: Roth and Lirt hogged all the level up XP

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Hello all :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): hi lisa :)

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): Zora went to 6th about when we left so my notes say she needs training but not level at the end of this

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Hi LIsa!

GM: You keep notes? Unfair!

seyfert: hi lisa!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): only when a character levels in weird places :)

GM: grins

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): ok, it's got the XP total right for Rothuss, but level is still showing 6, and 40k

GM: Yes that weird thing that happened about the module

GM: We will check during the week

GM: Total XP is correct on all the sheet

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): okeydoke

GM: right now It is evening, you have walked two miles from the Lady

GM: and we need to figure out did someone stay with her or not?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Roth did not. :P

wyjyoon (Temperance): um...

wyjyoon (Temperance): not sure here either

seyfert: walkign where?

GM: We did not decide at the end of the night last week

seyfert: captain can stay with her ship

GM: So you are going to walk two miles up the stream that is too narrow shallow for the Lady

GM: Yellow Fern is Glimber's home

seyfert: can we leave mel?

seyfert: if not then vee is fine

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): since I showed up late do you wat zora steering ... errr ... watching the ship?

GM: Yes to leaving Mel

seyfert: nah zora should see glimbers home

GM: Or to leaving Zora

seyfert: give her a chance to use those language skills

seyfert: we'll leave mel and hope he shows up after we return :P

seyfert: *sharif shows up

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't think Zora would pass up meeting Glimber's home, would she?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): she wouldn't want to but could

wyjyoon (Temperance): so... um leaving Mel to watch ship for now?

GM: So let it be written, so let it be done

wyjyoon (Temperance): cool

GM: Or could be Lirt, but moving on who ever shows up first is not on the ship

GM: you arrive in the small hamlet of Yellow Fern after sundown

GM: The stream coming down from the mountain here, the homes tucked into the hills on either side

GM: The goats that make Roth and Rat feel at home

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): murder spree!!!!

seyfert: Those one looks like you, Rothuss. Cousin of yours?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): eek

seyfert: sighhh

seyfert: That one looks like you, Rothuss. Cousin of yours?

Rothuss Carder: Hmm... No. But maybe a distant cousin of missus Pender

seyfert (Vee Barlett): FG you stupid thing!!

Vee Barlett: It got yer nose.

Ratbone Carder: giggles

Vee Barlett: Teeth, too. Very...buck toothed.

Ratbone Carder: who's a good baby

Rothuss Carder: Apparently it's got your eyesight.

Ratbone Carder: scritches a goat

Rothuss Carder: preens slightly.

Temperance: watches the exchange with an amused look.

The date is Be____se, 23rd Sin (Late Summer), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is New Moon

Old Moon's phase is First Quarter

GM: That is wrong

The date is Ko____se, 26th Sin (Late Summer), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is First Quarter

Old Moon's phase is Waxing Gibbous

Vee Barlett: Nah, I know ugly when I sees it.

Vee Barlett: grins

Rothuss Carder: I can believe it. Lots of practice in the mirror as a child?

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] Who goes there!

Who goes there!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: Just around idiots like you.

Vee Barlett: Dad don't raise ugly girls.

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] Spies! Get them!

Spies! Get them!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Rothuss Carder: smirks.

Rothuss Carder: No doubt.

GM: [d20 = 19]

GM [Gnomish]: [Translation] and yes

and yes

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] We aren't spies!

We aren't spies!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 18]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] Glimber, tell them

Glimber, tell them

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 9]

Vee Barlett: definitely doesn't have bad eyesight.

GM: Out of the darkness a stone comes and THUNKS Roth in the back of the head

Vee Barlett: snickers

GM: [d100 = 5]

GM: LOL

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] STOP IT!

STOP IT!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

GM: and yes Knocks him out

seyfert (Vee Barlett): LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): LOL

Inv Zora Polasis: They think we are spies

Vee Barlett: Damn is this a medical condition of his?

Vee Barlett: watches him pass out.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *sigh*

Inv Zora Polasis: Oh no! Rothuss!

Rothuss Carder: thump

Vee Barlett: Who thinks what?

Ratbone Carder: gasps

Vee Barlett: Tell them that was a good throw!

Temperance: Very unfortunate coincidence, that...

Inv Zora Polasis: There are guards hiding somewhere

GM: [d20 = 6]

Vee Barlett: Glimbs tell them we friends.

Ratbone Carder: checks Rothuss' breathing

Vee Barlett: Er, I think? ARE these your friends?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] It's me. I'm home

It's me. I'm home

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

GM: Another stone comes flying in but skips off the ground

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Stop throwing rocks at big peoples

Stop throwing rocks at big peoples

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] Who is me?

Who is me?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] ME!

ME!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Glimber Silvernose

Glimber Silvernose

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Don't you recognize me?

Don't you recognize me?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] Nah that was a human voice before

Nah that was a human voice before

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] It is a trick!

It is a trick!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Don't kill the big people

Don't kill the big people

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] That was my friend

That was my friend

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *goes off to look up Post Concussive Disorder symptoms....*

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] She learned our language

She learned our language

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] Why would a big person do that?

Why would a big person do that?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Because we saved each other from death

Because we saved each other from death

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] Becasue they are a spy!

Becasue they are a spy!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] She saved me and I saved her

She saved me and I saved her

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] I am not a spy

I am not a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

'wyjyoon' connected

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] That is what a spy would say

That is what a spy would say

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] Okay I am a spy

Okay I am a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

GM: Poor Lisa

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] So that means I am not a spy

So that means I am not a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] Wait wait

Wait wait

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] Think about that!

Think about that!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] if you are not a spy

if you are not a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] then that means you are pretending to be a spy

then that means you are pretending to be a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] She talks to much for a spy

She talks to much for a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] but that means you are a spy

but that means you are a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] If you are Glimber Slivernose, then where is your nose?

If you are Glimber Slivernose, then where is your nose?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] It's right here stupids

It's right here stupids

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] No no no your real nose

No no no your real nose

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: points at his nose

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] that you were born with

that you were born with

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] It got cut off because I was being a spy

It got cut off because I was being a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] So now I have a silver one

So now I have a silver one

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] DAMN See I told you they were spys!

DAMN See I told you they were spys!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] Wait he is a spy

Wait he is a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] which means they are not spys

which means they are not spys

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Why would I spy on my own village?

Why would I spy on my own village?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] Exactly@

Exactly@

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] Why are you spying or... ummm why are you not spying on us?

Why are you spying or... ummm why are you not spying on us?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: picks up a rock that they threw at us

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Want your rock back?

Want your rock back?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] What in the seven hells is going on out here?

What in the seven hells is going on out here?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] I'm not spying because I'm not

I'm not spying because I'm not

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] We caught a spy not being a spy!

We caught a spy not being a spy!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] We caught..... a.... um....

We caught..... a.... um....

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] I told them it would be nice to see my village and now you try to kill them

I told them it would be nice to see my village and now you try to kill them

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Maybe we'll just go back to our ship

Maybe we'll just go back to our ship

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf: Who in the the seven hells are you all

Sybille Tischendorf: Why are you distracting me from dinner?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] It's ME!

It's ME!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf: Who is me?

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Glimber Silvernose and his friends

Glimber Silvernose and his friends

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf: Glimber Silvernose?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Why does no one recognize me any more?

Why does no one recognize me any more?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf: You left with your Elf friend years ago

'wyjyoon' connected

Sybille Tischendorf: Why are you home?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Well I'm back becuase I said my village was nice

Well I'm back becuase I said my village was nice

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf: Why are you not including your "friends" in the convesation?

Sybille Tischendorf: What are you trying to hide from them?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] I got captured and these big people saved me and then we were passing by and I said we should stop

I got captured and these big people saved me and then we were passing by and I said we should stop

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Nothing!

Nothing!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

'JtomTMO' connected

Sybille Tischendorf: Do they know what you are saying?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] I'll tell them when they stop throwing rocks and calling us spies

I'll tell them when they stop throwing rocks and calling us spies

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] No

No

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (everyone except the unconscious one.. :D )

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] See that is what a Spy would do

See that is what a Spy would do

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] We really aren't spies

We really aren't spies

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: minding her own business.

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] You speak our language?

You speak our language?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] I told my friends that you think we are spies

I told my friends that you think we are spies

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] Glimber taught me

Glimber taught me

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] and I taught him ours

and I taught him ours

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] they are spies pretending to be spies

they are spies pretending to be spies

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

wyjyoon (Temperance): fg is a bit weird on my end guys, might be in and out a lot tonight

Ratbone Carder: I can't speak for everybody but I trust Glimber to say whatever needs to be said. It doesn't have to be my language.

Inv Zora Polasis: They still think we are all spies. Even Glimber ...

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] Who are all these humans you have brought home Glimber?

Who are all these humans you have brought home Glimber?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: What we spyin' on?

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] They are my friends

They are my friends

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] I thought you would be nice

I thought you would be nice

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Can we just come in?

Can we just come in?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf: You thought we would be nice t the humans who want to steal our mine away from us?

Inv Zora Polasis: Their top secret village apparently, Vee

Inv Zora Polasis: rolls her eyes

Vee Barlett: A mine? As in a cave? Gross. No. I hate caves.

Inv Zora Polasis: Steal your mine?

Inv Zora Polasis: We don't want a mine

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): that was supposed to be common?

GM: yes she is the only one who has spoken in both

seyfert (Vee Barlett): she's jumped between the two

Glimber Silvernose: They HATE caves of any kind. They don't want a mine

Ratbone Carder: Yeah we hate caves. I think we all do.

Sybille Tischendorf: Looks at Glimber

Vee Barlett: Look, ain't meanin' no offense but... ain't sure you got anything worth stealin' to be spyin' on ya. Ain't like yer a merchant ship or nothin'

Vee Barlett: ESPECIALLY if it's in a cave.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hello!

Vee Barlett: Sooner stab meself than go into ANOTHER cave.

Ratbone Carder: We also don't deal in politics around here, so if the spying is about political stuff, we've got nothing.

Temperance: nods lightly in agreement.

wyjyoon (Temperance): hi jtom!

Vee Barlett: But we do like gossip like who's gettin' married? What did the baker's son do? Who let out the goats?

Glimber Silvernose: Should we just go back to the ship or can we get some dinner and help for my friend those wise guys knocked out?

Ratbone Carder: Crap, that was me. I let the goats out.

Sybille Tischendorf: Have to admit if they knocked him out with one blow they did a damn good job of guarding the village

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): lol Spring

Sybille Tischendorf: Very well

Sybille Tischendorf: I suppose you should come in

Sybille Tischendorf: Glimber you are home for good now?

Inv Zora Polasis: Thank you

Glimber Silvernose: No don't think so

Glimber Silvernose: I'm an official adventurer now

Glimber Silvernose: and NOT a SPY!

Sybille Tischendorf: I will go wake the Mayor up, or maybe not then

Glimber Silvernose: blows a rasberry at the guards

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Sybille Tischendorf: I will need to get a key so you can go in the city hall

Sybille Tischendorf: only place you tall people will fit

Vee Barlett: I do like bein' tall.

Inv Zora Polasis: Do we have to wake the mayor?

GM: anyone can roll an Int check

Ratbone Carder: never been tall before. kind of nice

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 18]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20 = 8]

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]

Ratbone Carder: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 3] [d20 = 16]

Rothuss Carder: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 9) [FAILURE by 9] [d20 = 18]

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 7) [FAILURE by 13] [d20 = 20]

GM: So yes looking around the tallest door you see is about 4 and a half foot tall

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): glimber be really dumb

seyfert (Vee Barlett): glad we're uh... not fighting anything

seyfert (Vee Barlett): or maybe wish we were??

Vee Barlett: ...and that door do not be tall.

GM: But there is one larger building that is two stories

Vee Barlett: Damnit, gonna be like a cave again, ain't it??

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): yes thems good fighting numbers

GM: and has full sized doors

Vee Barlett: Hope we go to that tall buildin' over there.

GM: double sized for gnomes

Vee Barlett: Maybe people nicer to Glimber there, too.

GM: Sybille leads you over to the City Hall

Temperance: Perhaps they have their reasons for being wary.

GM: Opens the doors

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders.

GM: and brings you inside

GM: it is about 30 foot long

Glimber Silvernose: Maybe they've had trouble with the mine that makes them so scared of people

Vee Barlett: Pffft, don't stop me dads from bein' excited when I get home. Everyone should get homecomin' like that. Makes you feel good.

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): can Tempe wake Rothuss up so we don't have to drag him around?

GM: Yes

seyfert (Vee Barlett): aww I want to slap him away

seyfert (Vee Barlett): *awake

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

seyfert (Vee Barlett): ...and maybe away too

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): lol

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): so I'm awake again now?

wyjyoon (Temperance): do I just shake him?

GM: yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok

Ratbone Carder: whew

Rothuss Carder: Wha..?

Temperance: Took you a while there.

Ratbone Carder: a rock. upsaide the head

Rothuss Carder: I can feel that... Why?

Rothuss Carder: ow

Glimber Silvernose: Sorry Rothuss. We have stupid guards

Temperance: checks the back of his head to inspect the damage.

Ratbone Carder: thought you were dead there for a minute

Glimber Silvernose: They throw rocks first and ask stupid questions later

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 12]

Rothuss Carder: Ungh

Vee Barlett: You ain't sturdy.

GM: No lasting damage (no HP loss)

Temperance: You'll be alright.

Vee Barlett: First Lirt then a rock?

Rothuss Carder: Thanks. I think.

Vee Barlett: And there was that bar fight... and the goblin fight.... you, uh, might wanna get checked out.

Lirtimya: He is very easy to knock out

Vee Barlett: Ain't as hardheaded as you act. Literally.

Rothuss Carder: I guess you got it all...

Temperance: Maybe you'll have a bit of a headache, but should calm down in a bit.

Vee Barlett: grins

Rothuss Carder: staggers a bit getting up.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): need to get this boy a helmet

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

GM: So the group manages to fit inside of City Hall

Ratbone Carder: uh look. crown moldings

GM: there are benches you push aside, not quite super sized to everything but you are about 2 to 3 foot taller than anyone in the village

Ratbone Carder: so up close and personal

Sybille Tischendorf: So I hear you are friends of Glimber

Vee Barlett: Yar.

'wyjyoon' disconnected

Sybille Tischendorf: When did he become a pirate?

Rothuss Carder: I think they've discovered your secret, Vee

Ratbone Carder: We're not pirates

Vee Barlett: I got a secret?

Sybille Tischendorf: Is this going to be the spy thing all over again?

Glimber Silvernose: Noooo!

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I almost said we're not all pirates

'wyjyoon' connected

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Glimber Silvernose: I'm an adventurer

Sybille Tischendorf: Look at them

Ratbone Carder: seriously we take commissions to take people and cargo to places and some of it is hazardous, but we don't steal

Glimber Silvernose: I don't even really like to boat all that much so I can't be a pirate

Sybille Tischendorf: How can you say you are not a pirate?

Vee Barlett: He adventures, rockhead does music or somethin', his sister does better music, those two be church-types, and matey here is best matey one could have.

Glimber Silvernose: I ,,, am ... not ... a .. pirate

Vee Barlett: Be an insult to pirates to call them that. Except maybe Matey.

Glimber Silvernose: It's easy to say

Sybille Tischendorf: Laughs

Glimber Silvernose: That's how you say it

Sybille Tischendorf: Glimber, damn it

Sybille Tischendorf: You are as bad as your brothers

Glimber Silvernose: May as GOOD as my brothers?

Glimber Silvernose: grins

Ratbone Carder: good at what?

Ratbone Carder: i hope it's singing

Vee Barlett: Bein' better than them?

Glimber Silvernose: Getting people riled up?

Glimber Silvernose: When's dinner?

Sybille Tischendorf: His brothers constantaly get in trouble for selling moonshine

Sybille Tischendorf: Mushroom Wine they call it

Glimber Silvernose: I don't sell wine

Sybille Tischendorf: Unlicensened

Glimber Silvernose: I didn't even know they did

Rothuss Carder: finds a bench or two to sit on

Glimber Silvernose: why do you need a license?

Vee Barlett: Well that sounds delicious. There any around?

Sybille Tischendorf: Tax Stamps

Sybille Tischendorf: your church friend there might be interested in that

Glimber Silvernose: What's a tax stamp?

Vee Barlett: Nothin' important.

Inv Zora Polasis: You have a church tax stamp?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): vee smacks her upside the head at any moment

Sybille Tischendorf: So you can sleep here tonight, unless you have a tent to sleep outside

Sybille Tischendorf: and in the morning you can come up with a better story

Sybille Tischendorf: about why you want to be here

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol so temping

Vee Barlett: Why ain't seein' family good enough?

Vee Barlett: Well not mine. Don't tihnk I have any around here.... probably....

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Should we just go?

Should we just go?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] The least you can do is offer us dinner

The least you can do is offer us dinner

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] I will make sure you get dinner, it will take a bit and it will not be warm, but you are welcome home Glimber

I will make sure you get dinner, it will take a bit and it will not be warm, but you are welcome home Glimber

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] Your parents are not here

Your parents are not here

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] They are off trying to get help

They are off trying to get help

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: Help for what?

Glimber Silvernose: Are my parents in trouble?

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] To find help for the humans trying to steal the mine

To find help for the humans trying to steal the mine

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] How do you steal a mine?

How do you steal a mine?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: She said we could have cold dinner

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] By proving you have the right to the land

By proving you have the right to the land

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Sybille Tischendorf [Gnomish]: [Translation] We need a deed

We need a deed

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: I do like food.

Glimber Silvernose: Some humans are trying to steal the mine from the village

Sybille Tischendorf: I will go get food

Glimber Silvernose: Thank you

GM: She leaves

Vee Barlett: Oh, want us to rough some people up? I'm good at that.

GM: Pirate!

Glimber Silvernose: My parents went to try to get help

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhh.... although she didn't deny anything....

Glimber Silvernose: The humans say they have the rights to the land so the village needs a deed

Glimber Silvernose: Temperance, can you make a deed?

Vee Barlett: So we wanna rough them up? Counterfeit a deed? Both? Or....?

Glimber Silvernose: Dunno yet

Temperance: I can try. I've never made one before.

Glimber Silvernose: she just said it now

Glimber Silvernose: My parents left to try to get help

Glimber Silvernose: But I don't know where

Vee Barlett: Well if nothin' else we gotta find yer parents, yeah?

Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Forgery [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 18]

wyjyoon (Temperance): does tempe know anything about making deeds lol

springdew (Ratbone Carder): Well i was gonna offer

seyfert (Vee Barlett): wow she has it??

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 5]

wyjyoon (Temperance): idk

seyfert (Vee Barlett): maybe if we find her something to go off...

Temperance: [SKILL] Bureaucracy (2) [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]

wyjyoon (Temperance): welp

GM: I would not plan a story arc without you having the skills for it

seyfert (Vee Barlett): I wanna skill that just says "pirate!" to roll

GM: I cannot give you the rolls however

springdew (Ratbone Carder): hahahaha

wyjyoon (Temperance): darn

GM: So Temp can tell that yes there are legal documents that could stop this

Glimber Silvernose: We'll see if my parents went to get the deed or if they went looking for help

GM: And yes there are legal documents that could stop everyone, and legal documents that would tie things up in court for years

Vee Barlett: Why did they go? They special in the village or somethin'?

GM: and now Temp can make a wisdom check

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 8]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol Carissa

GM: Temp knows that the Church can grant all sorts of special dispensations

GM: Tax Stamps for example

wyjyoon (Temperance): ......

wyjyoon (Temperance): this feels like deja vu

GM: Points to previous story arcs that others can ......

GM: grins

Rothuss Carder: sighs.

Rothuss Carder: sighs.

Rothuss Carder: I recognize that look in your eye, Ratbone....

wyjyoon (Temperance): didn't y'all get into trouble because of tax stamps i...

Temperance: The only thing I can think of at the moment is asking the Church help on this. Legal documents can be for any situation.

GM: If only you had someone from the church who could create such documents

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora and Tempe look back and forth at each other

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: I ain't askin' no church for nothin'

Temperance: shrugs her shoulders.

Rothuss Carder: points over at Ratbone.

Temperance: Just putting it out there as an option, didn't say you would like it.

Rothuss Carder: She's got a good hand with signatures.

GM: Investigator

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe as a... Senior ... Investigator I could investigate the claim

Vee Barlett: I say we rough up these humans instead.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): I was typing when you said it :P

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Inv Zora Polasis: If necessary. In the name of the church

Vee Barlett: mimes gagging herself

Temperance: laughs lightly.

Vee Barlett: Yer funeral.

Rothuss Carder: Question... they hit me with a rock. Why are we helping them again?

Glimber Silvernose: Could you intimigate them Zora?

Inv Zora Polasis: smiles

Inv Zora Polasis: I can try

Glimber Silvernose: Rothuss that was just the stupid guards

Glimber Silvernose: Not the whole village

Lirtimya: I think trying to solve this without beating them to a pulp would be nice, but I would not say no if the final decision is to do that

Ratbone Carder: Mistaken identity, brother. They thought we were the baddies

Rothuss Carder: Ah, okay. That's better, I guess.

Glimber Silvernose: I'll make them say sorry tomorrow

Vee Barlett: You could intimiate them troublemakers, too..

Vee Barlett: nods to Matey in approval.

Vee Barlett: nods to Matey in approval.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i love how nobody can type intimibate

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Vee Barlett: Nah, they thought Rothuss was a goat and they was tryin' to catch him.

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhhhhh

Rothuss Carder: That'd be nice. Alright, so.. if we're helping them... and you want to fake some papers, get Ratbone involved.

Rothuss Carder: She's bein' all modest over there, but I can tell she's thinking about it.

Ratbone Carder: just give me something to eat and drink and some time to concentrate. i feel like i'm off my game

Glimber Silvernose: Okay! Thank you

Vee Barlett: Fine, if we wanna go the borin' route.

Sybille Tischendorf: Sybille comes back with cheese, ham, and rum

Sybille Tischendorf: Did you want some of that mushroom wine ?

Ratbone Carder: see that's what i mean!

Glimber Silvernose: yes please

Ratbone Carder: you're a good'un! thanks!

Pulls out a jug

Inv Zora Polasis: Thank you that looks very nice

Sybille Tischendorf: The bread is all gone, but there should be some in the morning

Sybille Tischendorf: Do you have a plan to save the mine?

Vee Barlett: As long as we wain't havin' to go in it.

Rothuss Carder: Cover it up and pretend it doesn't exist?

Vee Barlett: Well they can but I ain't

Glimber Silvernose: Did my parents go to get the deed or try to get help because we don't have a deed?

Rothuss Carder: Stage a cave-in?

Sybille Tischendorf: To get help because the humans are going to be here any day now

Rothuss Carder: Build a decoy village in a different valley and let them take that?

Rothuss Carder: lies down on his bench.

Sybille Tischendorf: Looks over at Glimber, did he get hit really hard on the head?

Rothuss Carder: Paint everything green and pretend it's grass.

Glimber Silvernose: We have a church investigator that can intimigate them and we have someone that maybe can make a deed

Glimber Silvernose: Who are these humans and where did they come from?

Vee Barlett: And I got fists of steel if'n it comes to it. Also a LOT of daggers.

wyjyoon (Temperance): definite emphasis on the maybe

Vee Barlett: reaches for some mushroom wine.

Rothuss Carder: Put up a toll booth and charge entry fees to everyone....

Sybille Tischendorf: There was a group of humans who came and said they were going to work the mine, make it more profitable, then they said they did not need us anymore, and then they tried to say we never worked there at all

Sybille Tischendorf: Your parents went for help three days ago

Rothuss Carder: Oh.. those are bandeets...

Vee Barlett: drinks and listens and ignores Rothuss.

Glimber Silvernose: nods at Rothuss, "Sounds like bad people"

Temperance: nods in agreement.

Temperance: Though not unheard of.

Temperance: There are always rotten eggs of a batch.

Rothuss Carder: ..crack 'em...

Rothuss Carder: is falling asleep.

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Temperance: snuffs out a laugh.

Temperance: Maybe when your head isn't cracked open, sure.

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe you shouldn't fall asleep after getting hit in the head

Temperance: That too.

Vee Barlett: We'll be waitin' a long time if we ain't wantin' his head cracked.

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 8]

Temperance: pokes his cheek.

Rothuss Carder: waves his hand at the disturbance.

springdew (Ratbone Carder): I actually am falling asleep. i might have to split

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): *glomps Spring* STAY

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): so sad

springdew (Ratbone Carder): i want to but i already dozed twice

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): (kidding, leave if you must. )

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): you didn't even get hit in the head with a rock

wyjyoon (Temperance): if your body needs sleep, it needs sleep :)

springdew (Ratbone Carder): not today i didn't

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ouch

wyjyoon (Temperance): oof all those other days....

springdew (Ratbone Carder): gnite ya'all!

'springdew' disconnected

wyjyoon (Temperance): good night spring :)

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Goodnight!

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

Sybille Tischendorf: So Ratbone goes back to the ship

GM: In case that Sharif does make it in

seyfert (Vee Barlett): night spring!

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): goodnight!

GM: So you have ideas

GM: what are you going to do about them?

wyjyoon (Temperance): how long was the "going for help" journey supposed to take?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): eat, drink illegal wine and sleep and deal with it in the morning?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol it's a tomorrow problem

GM: You do not know when Glimbers Parents will arrive

GM: so you are trying to solve this your selves

GM: You lost your forger

seyfert (Vee Barlett): where are these humans to meet?

GM: so now other options

GM: When is the more important thing

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we can meet these miners and try to intimidate them with churchy stuff

Rothuss Carder: How many humans are we dealin' with here?

GM: in one to three days the humans come back

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): oh ok

GM: You do not know numbers yet

GM: You can try to wait it out, hope Glimbers parents come back first,

seyfert (Vee Barlett): one sec

GM: OR you can come up with something to delay everyone into some future date

User has gone AFK. (seyfert)

GM: Yeap

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): We know Vee's vote - mass murder

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): i guess i would take the second option, preferably? since we don't know when they're coming back

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): when do we wait for help?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we need a flag

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): well, it's a good thing these upstanding Church representatives arrived in time with the deed to the mine.

Inv Zora Polasis: have to respect a flag

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ooc

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): put a gnome flag at the mine and a barricade

wyjyoon (Temperance): i mean, i could try to have tempe write some document that represents a deed, but she's got no prior experience, so she'd need something to go off of

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): gnome flag barriacade

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we could claim the mine for the church

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): then when we get rid of the humans we can give it back to the village

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sorry the church gets it - everyone else loses

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): believeable

wyjyoon (Temperance): i mean. doesn't sound bad to me. i don't want to go in that mine anyway

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): can Tempe write a church writ of possession

wyjyoon (Temperance): um

wyjyoon (Temperance): Tempe can write

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): eminent domain :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): .... then probably not

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): zora could try too

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): she can write :)

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): the three of you working together probably oughtta be able to come up with something really good.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): she can write intimidating yet charasmatc letters

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): if it doesn't violate anybody's moral codes

wyjyoon (Temperance): we will both try, just for the sake of chances

Inv Zora Polasis: drinks some mushroom wine

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 13]

Inv Zora Polasis: Whew!

Inv Zora Polasis: That stuff is strong!

Temperance: Really?

Inv Zora Polasis: How do you drink this stuff?

Temperance: It must be very strong then.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): figured with mooshine I would give her a check :)

GM: grins

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): moonshine - nothing to do with cows

wyjyoon (Temperance): we will both try, just for the sake of chances

seyfert (Vee Barlett): oops ignore

Glimber Silvernose: It's good stuff!

Glimber Silvernose: drinks some wine

Vee Barlett: Yar, they don't need no tax stamp. This good.

Glimber Silvernose: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 11]

Temperance: tries a sip for the sake of experience.

Glimber Silvernose: Not strong at all!

Temperance: [CHECK] Constitution (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 2]

Temperance: Hm...

Inv Zora Polasis: Maybe I'm just a lightweight when it comes to drinking

Inv Zora Polasis: I'll stick with the rum

Glimber Silvernose: More for me!

Temperance: It tastes nice!

Inv Zora Polasis: grabs a hunk of cheese

Vee Barlett: So what yer parents like, Glimb? Will they at least be happy to see ya?

Glimber Silvernose: I thought everyone would be happy to see me

Glimber Silvernose: Now I'm not sure

Temperance: nibbles on a bit of ham and listens quietly.

Rothuss Carder: it's always give and take. Some will, some won't.

Glimber Silvernose: But maybe if we can solve the mine problem they will be happy

Vee Barlett: Ya it weird. You ain't someone devisive. Thought you just friends will all the like.

Glimber Silvernose: It's hard being away for so long. People forget about you

Glimber Silvernose: If we save the mine I'm going to ask for a parade!

Rothuss Carder: You think saving the mine will make them proud of you?

Glimber Silvernose: Maybe

Rothuss Carder: And if we don't succeed?

Glimber Silvernose: We will

Glimber Silvernose: We have to

Vee Barlett: Well you gotta make sure they don't forget about you.

Rothuss Carder: mm-hmm.

Vee Barlett: Lots o' ways to do that if the mine thing don't work out.

GM: I'll be alone dancing you know it baby

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): lol

GM: Tell me your troubles and doubts, giving me everything inside and out

Glimber Silvernose: But in a good way or a bad way remembering?

Vee Barlett: Rememberin' is rememberin'

Vee Barlett: grins

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'wyjyoon' connected

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): brb

User has gone AFK. (MadamePsychosis)

seyfert (Vee Barlett): someone save poor glimber from her bad influence

GM: Smiles

GM: So Wendy is going to do a Church Documentation thing with Zoora

GM: Is what I have out your plans so faar

GM: and then Vee will shank anyone who does not believe it

wyjyoon (Temperance): sounds like a cult

seyfert (Vee Barlett): yup

wyjyoon (Temperance): also emphasis on try to do the documentation

wyjyoon (Temperance): and hoping it succeeds

GM: Look over your spells

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee just wants to punch and shank people

GM: Temp and Lirt

GM: anything that can help suceed and then in defending

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): So I can rearange my spells?

GM: Yes

GM: For the morning

GM: You can cast now then rearrange for the morning and cast again

GM: you have time to plan this out

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't have anything that you could set up, I don't have any continual lights memorized, and that's about the only permanent thing

wyjyoon (Temperance): reading spells rn.

GM: JTom it is more anything to help with creating documents, or getting people to believe them, etc.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): should we roll to write now?

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): assuming the dice don't screw him, Rothuss' Fast Talking might also help certain circumstances

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yes

GM: It is up to you, you can try tonight, and then again in the morning if you wanted

GM: and yes Fast Talking can help with the creating the documents also

Inv Zora Polasis: sit down and tries to start writing an official document

GM: Would give them a bonus to a quick document to convince people

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Statecraft [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 7]

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Intimidation [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 19]

Temperance: [SKILL] Reading-Writing [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 15]

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Charisma (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 1]

Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Fast-Talking [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20 = 4]

Temperance: [SKILL] Bureaucracy (2) [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 2]

Vee Barlett: snores.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): ohhh oozing with charisma she writes

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 10]

Temperance: [CHECK] Wisdom (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 10] [d20 = 6]

Temperance: [SKILL] Bureaucracy (2) [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 11] [2 = 2]

wyjyoon (Temperance): at least one of us succeeded in the writing

Inv Zora Polasis: [CHECK] Intelligence (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 5] [d20 = 19]

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): don't try to think zora, just write

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): why do you write liike you're running out of time

GM: I will say that the Fast talking, the Statecraft, the Bureaucracy, wisdom and inteligence and charisma rolls all work

GM: NICE reference Wendy

wyjyoon (Temperance): heh

GM: Lisa did you get that one?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): no actually

GM: Hamilton

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's why

GM: Nods is why I asked

GM: So you have the doocuments ready

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): nor i

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I don't think there's anything Lirt can do to help, sorry

wyjyoon (Temperance): idk if i can use chant or bless in this situation too, but i will if it helps

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it's okay if it doesn't work just tell us to get out of the way and you can lightning bolt them :)

Rothuss Carder: Inspiration

GM: So you have a set of documents showing that this mine is owned church and the local gnomes a granted a lease to work the land in exchange for paying taxes on their mushroom wine and 50% of the output of the mine

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): I don't know how you *inspire forgery*, but it's a thing. :)

GM: both taxes to be collected and stored here in the Village of Yellow Fern until collected by the Church

GM: Does that sound like something that Temp and Zora would like?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): good thing vee can't read

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry reading to try and understand

wyjyoon (Temperance): tempe might know a little bit but wendy does not

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sounds good to me and zora :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): i guess we running with this then

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): took me a couple tries to understand a little sorry

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): it's just a fake letter

wyjyoon (Temperance): si

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): all the money stays in the village

wyjyoon (Temperance): ok, we good to go :)

wyjyoon (Temperance): just wanted to understand it before we move along since tempe was part of the writing

Rothuss Carder: Alter Instrument

Connell Slateflayer: BANGS on the doors to City Hall

Connell Slateflayer: COME OUT OF THERE

Connell Slateflayer: YOU KNEW THIS DAY WAS COMING

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Rothuss Carder: unngghh...

Temperance: [CAST] Bless

Rothuss Carder: is there breakfast?

Connell Slateflayer: Just get it over with

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Temperance]

Connell Slateflayer: come out and you can back up all your things and leave

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Lirtimya] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Glimber Silvernose] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Inv Zora Polasis] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to MeLange] [by Temperance]

Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Temperance]

wyjyoon (Temperance): just in case

Inv Zora Polasis: flings open the door

Vee Barlett: Want me to punch him?

Inv Zora Polasis: Exactly who do you think you are?

Rothuss Carder: I want someone to...

Inv Zora Polasis: [SKILL] Intimidation [MOD:CHA] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 1] [d20-1 = 13]

Temperance: stares wearily at the newcomer.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): failed every badass roll todaay

Connell Slateflayer: So who the hell are you?

Temperance: [CHECK] Charisma [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 7) [FAILURE by 3] [d20-1 = 10]

wyjyoon (Temperance): tried

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Welcome to Rothuss' life. :D

Inv Zora Polasis: Senior Investigator Zora Polasis

'seyfert' disconnected

Inv Zora Polasis: with the Cathedral in Osterhold

Temperance: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20-1 = 4]

Temperance: looks the newcomer up and down from where she's standing.

Inv Zora Polasis: The church has taken possession of the mine and its revenue for church needs

Inv Zora Polasis: Who are you again?

'seyfert' connected

Connell Slateflayer: I am

Connell Slateflayer: I mean I am here to take control of

Rothuss Carder: a noisy little pissant

Inv Zora Polasis: Yes?

Connell Slateflayer: Can I see your charter?

Rothuss Carder: Show us yours and we'll show you ours

Temperance: Please tell us who you are first.

Inv Zora Polasis: Is who you are a difficult question for you?

Inv Zora Polasis: Did a guard hit you in the head wth a rock?

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): get him zora get him

Connell Slateflayer: I am Connell Slateflayer

Inv Zora Polasis: Of?

Connell Slateflayer: I am here to take charge of this mine for the Corporation of Emerald Development

wyjyoon (Temperance): just a thought

wyjyoon (Temperance): would this be an appropriate time to cast personal reading

Rothuss Carder: What the hell is a "Corporation of Emerald Development"?

Lirtimya: Will think if she has heard that title before

Lirtimya: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 3] [d20-1 = 19]

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 12] [d20-1 = 1]

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I am rolling very well tonight

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): cast away

Temperance: wonders if she's heard of this Emerald Development

Temperance: [INIT] [MOD:Personal Reading] [d10+99 = 109]

Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 7] [d20-1 = 5]

wyjyoon (Temperance): idk what that means

wyjyoon (Temperance): but i rolled

Vee Barlett: is surprisingly not hungover.

Temperance: Temperance cast a spell NOT memorized.

Temperance: [CAST] Personal Reading

Rothuss Carder: I mean, if you're going to make crap up, at least make it believable, dude. As a con man, you stink.

Inv Zora Polasis: Well you will have to tell your superiors that the Church has precedence over business matters its interests. The village showed no deed of ownership by any corporation

GM: So you have come to the conclusion that IF such a corporation exists it is a very small thing that is not well known at all

Inv Zora Polasis: If the corporation has no proof of ownership. Or even if it tried, church needs outweigh personal needs. The gods must be appeased

GM: However you DO know that the Church would trump all else

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): that's what she is trying to say ...

Connell Slateflayer: I have never heard of The Church taking control of mines before

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): we worte this nift executive order ...

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nifty

Rothuss Carder: It's more believable than whatever you came up with.

Vee Barlett: Them greedy bastards? They'll take over anything they can.

Temperance: And we have never heard of your corporation, so I guess it evens out.

Inv Zora Polasis: The church is not taking over the mines. they are taking the taxes from mine revenue

Connell Slateflayer: Could I offer you a deal? You are not from around here, so maybe we can ignore that paperwork and I can give you 5% of the deal

Rothuss Carder: I don't like you.

Connell Slateflayer: I get that alot

Inv Zora Polasis: Are you insinuating I could be bought?

Rothuss Carder: That's the first true thing you've said today.

Inv Zora Polasis: I work for the church and do not take bribes or kickbacks

Connell Slateflayer: I am offering to buy you yes

Connell Slateflayer: Not a bribe,

Connell Slateflayer: I do not want anything in return

Inv Zora Polasis: The arrangements have been made and I am compelled to execute them

Connell Slateflayer: just for you to go away

Rothuss Carder: Vee, mind if I borrow your style for a bit? I feel like a good shanking.

Inv Zora Polasis: We will not be going anywhere

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] Glimber my BOY!

Glimber my BOY!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] I heard you were home from a bird they sent

I heard you were home from a bird they sent

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] How is my son doing?

How is my son doing?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: I'll shank ya anyday, Rothuss.

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] How did you get here ? Why are you here?

How did you get here ? Why are you here?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis: You may ask the priestess from the Cathedral herself who is here to make sure everything goes in order of its wishes

Inv Zora Polasis: gestures to Tempe

Vee Barlett: pulls out a flask of stolen mushroom wine and drinks it while she watches.

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Hello and SHHHH! We're trying to get the bad human to go away from the mine

Hello and SHHHH! We're trying to get the bad human to go away from the mine

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Connell Slateflayer: Stares at Temp

Temperance: Unfortunately what the Cathedral says cannot be undone that easily. We work to appease the gods, and if this is what the gods say must be done, then this is what we will do.

Rothuss Carder: pulls on his boots and buckles up his sword belt.

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Wait, did you get help?

Wait, did you get help?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Temperance: stares back at the guy.

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] I got a spell that will turn all the emeralds into butterflys

I got a spell that will turn all the emeralds into butterflys

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Lirtimya: I suggest you go on your way and do not return, Connor, or whatever your name was, the church gets what they want

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Ummm ... will they go back again?

Ummm ... will they go back again?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

GM: Scowls

GM: I will need a copy of that paperwork

Temperance: Where is your proof of identification, anyhow? That you are affiiliated with this Corporation, should it actually exist?

Inv Zora Polasis: Can you read?

GM: No

Connell Slateflayer: no

Temperance: These are important documents. I am not going to give them over willy-nilly to someone I do not trust.

Inv Zora Polasis: I can have a copy made but my copy is meant to stay with the mine

Connell Slateflayer: I just want a copy

Rothuss Carder: I can pin the copy to his chest, if you like.

Inv Zora Polasis: We can make and send you a copy if you give us an place to send it

Connell Slateflayer: I will go get my captain and he will come back for the paperwork

GM: And he leaves quickly

Inv Zora Polasis: Okay so that bought some time

Temperance: exhales softly.

Inv Zora Polasis: Do corporation have captains?

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] Who are these people?

Who are these people?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: We can always get his Captain drunk and rob him. This stuff do be potent.

Vee Barlett: holds up her flask.

Rothuss Carder: Dangit. A bit of physical activity would have loosened me up a bit.

Temperance: [CHECK] Intelligence [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 9] [d20-1 = 4]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] These are my friends. We're here to help

These are my friends. We're here to help

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: My dad came back

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] How you knew to come home now is a blessing

How you knew to come home now is a blessing

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: points at his dad

Temperance: I guess they could have hierarchies, but I don't know if they would call them captains...

Vee Barlett: He better be happy to see you.

Glimber Silvernose: He has a spell that would turn emeralds into butterflies

GM: He apaprently is

Glimber Silvernose: Not sure if the spell can turn them back

GM: and yes that is the gnomish way of solving the problem

GM: grins

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Dad if the spell doesn't turn them back to gems the village will lose all the emeralds forever

Dad if the spell doesn't turn them back to gems the village will lose all the emeralds forever

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] We would just go find them in the forest, once they are out of the mines they are anyone's

We would just go find them in the forest, once they are out of the mines they are anyone's

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Butterflies or emeralds?

Butterflies or emeralds?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] Both

Both

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Rothuss Carder: lies back down on a bench and stretches his arms up over his head as far as he can.

Glimber Silvernose: He says the spell would turn the emeralds to butterflies and then they would fly into the woods and the village can go get them

Temperance: fiddles with her quill.

Vee Barlett: When do we get to the part where we fight?

Inv Zora Polasis: Perhaps if things don't go well with this captain

Temperance: And if the villagers are alright with that, then perhaps... it wouldn't hurt? We are doing this to help protect the mine.

Temperance: shrugs.

Temperance: Turning the emeralds into butterflies, I mean.

Rothuss Carder: If the butterflies turn back into emeralds, can you fly a whole flock of them over this captain's head and then bury him all at once?

Inv Zora Polasis: I just hope they can turn them back and not end up with a ton of butterflies flying around

GM: Wendy just shrugs and goes, Huh, butterflies, ok

wyjyoon (Temperance): yep

wyjyoon (Temperance): that's where i am tonight

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): magic be crazy yo

GM: So to help wrap this up

GM: Yes there is a group of humans that comes up the path to the village,

GM: When you all emerge from the City Hall they are taken aback that the village has all these reinforcements

GM: The "captain" takes your documents, and reads them

GM: Curses

Rothuss Carder: Where's his documentation?

GM: SLAPS Connell

Rothuss Carder: Nevermind, I like this guy now.

Temperance: raises her brows.

GM: For arriving too late

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: and takes a copy of the paperwork with him

GM: and they all troop off back down stream

Inv Zora Polasis: holds her breath til they leave

Inv Zora Polasis: I hope that doesn't come back to bite us

Temperance: We must always be prepared for it. We made our choice, after all.

Rothuss Carder: Half the emeralds is better than none.

Inv Zora Polasis: I'll take responsibility if it does Temperance

Inv Zora Polasis: I wouldn't want you to get hurt

GM: They are real documents, Temp just took control of this mine for the church

wyjyoon (Temperance): oh shoot

wyjyoon (Temperance): i did?

GM: Someday you shoudl come back and collect the taxes, ........ eventually

seyfert (Vee Barlett): dun dun dunnn

wyjyoon (Temperance): damn i didn't want that responsibility

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): make sure you get lots of emeralds in your throne

Vee Barlett: Or we coulda just roughed them up....

Vee Barlett: Stuffy, churchy types.

Temperance: Well... it got the job done either way.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Temperaldence Mines

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] So we saved the mines. I think we should get a parade

So we saved the mines. I think we should get a parade

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] Why do yo need a parade so badly?

Why do yo need a parade so badly?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis: laughs

Temperance: And don't worry, Zora. Even if it did come to bite me I wouldn't have tried to avoid it by asking you to shoulder that responsibility. I made my choice, after all.

Adi Helmke [Gnomish]: [Translation] I will talk with Sybille about a parade

I will talk with Sybille about a parade

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] I like parades. Who doesn't like parades?

I like parades. Who doesn't like parades?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Thank you!!

Thank you!!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] Wait so you are spies!

Wait so you are spies!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis: So, we might get a parade for all our hard work

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] You are spies for the church!

You are spies for the church!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Aayden Weinbacher [Gnomish]: [Translation] I knew it

I knew it

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose: We're spies that saved your mine

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): oops

Vee Barlett: Drinkin' is a lot of hard work.

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] We're spies that saved your mine

We're spies that saved your mine

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] Well you heard him

Well you heard him

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Vee Barlett: drinks.

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] They are spies

They are spies

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Everyone is a spy

Everyone is a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Temperance: twirls her quill absentmindedly in her hand.

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] You were spying on us

You were spying on us

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Maybe I should throw a rock at you

Maybe I should throw a rock at you

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] Nah that is our job

Nah that is our job

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Says who?

Says who?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Rothuss Carder: I swear, if I see somebody pick up a *rock*, I am going to get pissed.

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] You are the spies we throw rocks

You are the spies we throw rocks

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] My job can be throwing rocks at spies too

My job can be throwing rocks at spies too

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] No you're a spy

No you're a spy

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Gottschalk Honz [Gnomish]: [Translation] Are you going to throw rocks at your self?

Are you going to throw rocks at your self?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Temperance: No more rocks, I hope.

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] How did you know we had church people if you weren't spying? Spy people!

How did you know we had church people if you weren't spying? Spy people!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] I'll report you

I'll report you

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Glimber Silvernose [Gnomish]: [Translation] Spy!

Spy!

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Temperance: I can stand in front of you if I see one, if that makes it any better.

Rothuss Carder: chuckles.

Rothuss Carder: Always.

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] Can you all please calm down?

Can you all please calm down?

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] There are no spies anywhere

There are no spies anywhere

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

GM: as Glimber and the guards go back and forth

Temperance: grins.

GM: The village wakes up for the morning

Rothuss Carder: Are you getting any of this, by the way? Cuz it's all gobble-gobble to me.

Inv Zora Polasis: They are having an argument over who is the bigger spy

GM: and apparently they are very happy to have been saved from the land pirates

GM: As word filters out

Temperance: I am glad Zora is able to, because I don't really understand, either.

Vee Barlett: Land pirates?? That be insultin'! Who said that? I'm gonna punch them.

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't think you want to hear this latest

Vee Barlett: Landlubbers! All of them!

Temperance: Hold your salt, Vee.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): nice

Temperance: Not time yet.

Vee Barlett: LAND pirates. How you expect me to handle that??

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] curses.

curses.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Vee Barlett [Aquatic Creatures]: [Translation] and more curses.

and more curses.

[understood by: Vee Barlett]

Inv Zora Polasis: They weren't talking about you

Inv Zora Polasis: They were talking about the ones that wanted to steal the mine

Vee Barlett: Either they insultin' me by callin' me a land pirate or they insultin'... well me, again, by implyin' y'all pirates.

Vee Barlett: Oh.

Vee Barlett: Well carry on. I'm gonna find me another drink.

Inv Zora Polasis: It's morning ...

Inv Zora Polasis: shrugs

Vee Barlett: Ya?

Temperance: shakes her head and smiles lightly.

Vee Barlett: pours some rum into some coffee and takes a drink.

Inv Zora Polasis: Nothing

GM: So you have saved the village and the mine

GM: you get a parade

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): yay!!

GM: and you can stay for how ever long you want

Rothuss Carder: goes and sits down with his back to a tree trunk and pulls out his pipe while waiting for the yelling to stop.

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Woo!

wyjyoon (Temperance): do we get an apology for the rock-throwing

GM: Of course the accomodations are not great,

GM: There are no human sized dwellings

GM: No one ever does applogize for rock throwing at spies

wyjyoon (Temperance): rolls eyes

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): Of course not... what were you thinking?

seyfert (Vee Barlett): it was a good hit! why would they?

Vee Barlett: throws a rock at Rothuss.

Vee Barlett: [d100 = 99]

seyfert (Vee Barlett): he has finally learned to not go unconcious

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): doesn't anybody need to roll to hit any more?

GM: LOL

seyfert (Vee Barlett): shhhhhhhh

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): so we are spies, but we get to stay as long as we want...?

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): think another night for post parade partying and then we can continue on

GM: Yeap

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): or did we house-rule that part out? :D

GM: Glimber is the hometown hero

Vee Barlett: drinks some more.

wyjyoon (Temperance): .... ok well my brain is not braining anymore so yeah a day or two to party and then on our way

wyjyoon (Temperance): ?

Vee Barlett: tries to learn how to throw rocks better from the guard who hit Rothuss while they pass time.

GM: That sounds good to me

Temperance: tries to learn more about the village by exploring while she's here.

GM: Leave on the morning of the 1st

GM: is three nights two days in the village

wyjyoon (Temperance): i'm good with that

Temperance: probably asks Zora about a couple words in their language.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): sounds good

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): do I remember correctly that Ratbone has a summon insects spell?

Inv Zora Polasis: teaches Tempe how to say I am not a spy in gnomish

GM: Yes

wyjyoon (Temperance): lol

Temperance: repeats it to herself to make sure she's saying it correctly.

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): The day we leave, the guard that threw the rock finds his bedroom infested.

MadamePsychosis (Inv Zora Polasis): lol

GM: LOL

wyjyoon (Temperance): vengeance

wyjyoon (Temperance): with the help of bed bugs

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): it'll make a nice wakeup call for him

Vee Barlett: asks for some mushroom wine to take back to theship as a reward.

GM: not a problem

Temperance: That was some tasty wine.

Temperance: nods lightly.

wyjyoon (Temperance): i don't want to push the spy narrative by asking for emeralds

wyjyoon (Temperance): it would be good spell material

GM: Glimber gets to spend time with his family they all welcome him home, want him to stay, etc.

GM: Glimber can get some for you Temp

Temperance: carefully asks Glimber if it is ok to take some for spells.

The date is Trall____, 1st Spe (Early Fall), 589 SGR

Young Moon's phase is Full Moon

Old Moon's phase is Full Moon

The time is 6:03 PM

Vee Barlett: Yar, gonna take some home. Always like brinin' back souveniors.

Inv Zora Polasis: Sure

Glimber Silvernose: Sure

Glimber Silvernose: I can probably get one or two

Temperance: Thank you! It would help me with some of the tougher spells.

Temperance: One or two would be enough.

Rothuss Carder: If we're allowed to ask, just one for me, to put on the case to my pipe. Ratbone would probably like a couple as well, turn 'em into jewelry or decorations too.

Glimber Silvernose: Let me see what I can do

Rothuss Carder: Just small souvenirs is all.

Glimber Silvernose: I don't know if I can get that many

Glimber Silvernose: I'll see

Rothuss Carder: Yeah, no big deal.

Temperance: I can give one of mine if I get more than one too. I think for spellwork it would require only one anyway.

Vee Barlett: was talking about the moonshine but will accept any emeralds now, too.

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): sighs

wyjyoon (Temperance): sorry didn't mean to stress glimber out

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): zora will decline emeralds

wyjyoon (Temperance): maybe i shouldn't have asked

Glimber Silvernose: asks to see if he can get any emeralds

Rothuss Carder: If it's a problem, don't worry about it.

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): not sure what to roll for that

GM: [d12 = 7]

GM: He can have 7 emeralds

MadamePsychosis (Glimber Silvernose): they were just defending the mine from people wanting to take it so I was hesitant

seyfert (Vee Barlett): vee just wanted wine but she likes shiny things

Glimber Silvernose: They gave us 7

Vee Barlett: Yo ho!

Inv Zora Polasis: I don't want anything from the village

Inv Zora Polasis: You can give them to people that want them

Rothuss Carder: Sorry, guy, didn't realize it'd be an issue. I don't need any.

Glimber Silvernose: No we have them and the village agreed so might as well

Glimber Silvernose: hands out gems to the people that want them

Temperance: I will take two for spellwork. One as a backup, if that's alright?

Glimber Silvernose: I don't need any

Glimber Silvernose: Of course

Temperance: carefully takes two.

Vee Barlett: I'll take two so the first ain't lonely?

Vee Barlett: grins

Glimber Silvernose: gives two to Rothuss and Ratbone

Glimber Silvernose: gives the last one to Lirtimya

Lirtimya: Thank you

Temperance: stashes them carefully inside some pouch that Tempe hopefully has.

Temperance: Thank you, Glimber.

Rothuss Carder: Thanks, guy. Much appreciated.

Vee Barlett: Huh, didn't expect that to work. Thanks, Glimbs.

Lirtimya: Examines them, testing it in different lights

Glimber Silvernose: nods and smiles

GM: No one has appraising right?

GM: You can do that on the ship later if you do

Inv Zora Polasis [Gnomish]: [Translation] You are a good man Glimber Silvernose

You are a good man Glimber Silvernose

[understood by: Inv Zora Polasis, Glimber Silvernose]

wyjyoon (Temperance): unfortuantely i do not

Vee Barlett: bites it like a gold coin and shrugs.

GM: a very nice small adventure

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): lawdy no, not me

GM: grins

wyjyoon (Temperance): that ended up being about taxes lol

wyjyoon (Temperance): hopefully the emeralds aren't cursed

seyfert (Vee Barlett): lol

GM: It is that time of the year :)

GM: Next session will be sailing back down, then out and around to start heading east again

seyfert: calling it here? because I am sleepy

GM: It is a good spot

GM: Sailing and rowing to start the session next time

GM: then you make it back along the coast

GM: I will try to update the map pins to link to the site for all the new places you have encountered

seyfert: cool then I'm off to bed, night all!

GM: Have a great night everyone

wyjyoon: sounds good. good night carissa!

'seyfert' disconnected

Inv Zora Polasis: Goodnight all!

wyjyoon: and good night everyone, have a great weekend

'MadamePsychosis' disconnected

Master TMO (Rothuss Carder): gnite!

'wyjyoon' disconnected

'Master TMO' disconnected

GM: JTom

GM: next week you need to roll your new HP and we will update the sheet for your new level

GM: Not sure if you need training which will have to wait obviously

[350 XP] -> Rothuss Carder

[350 XP] -> Vee Barlett

[350 XP] -> Inv Zora Polasis

[350 XP] -> Temperance

[200 XP] -> Glimber Silvernose

JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Alright! Goodnight Bob

[200 XP] -> Lirtimya

'JtomTMO' disconnected

[200 XP] -> Ratbone Carder

Chat Log List - 2025 04 11 - - Formatted - Story?

Chat Log List - 2025 04 11 - - Formatted - Story ?