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Aug 06 04 - Sea Devils

Trevor has joined the game.

[DM] trevor what is your last name?

[DM] I never added it to the list

[Trevor] Smith.

[DM] thanks

Fritz has joined the game.

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Bob, what are stats on Binky?

[Reginald (Trevor)] My bat?

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

mikE has joined the game.

mikE is receiving the map...

mikE has received the map.

[DM] hmmm

[Fritz] No bro I am glad for it. It was fun. I used it to bring out the difference between my character as a gladiator and as a palidin. He didn't freak out until you were nocked out

[DM] small mammals

[mikE] hey fritz

[Reginald (Trevor)] Small mammals...

[Fritz] Looking for a bat?

[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeah.

[DM] if you have the Monster Manual

[Fritz] Hiya Mike

[mikE] you mean the difference between fun reign and dick reign?

[Reginald (Trevor)] I have one already., Remember the bat? It's my familiar.

[DM] will set up a sheet for you in a second

[Fritz] Hehehehe

[Fritz] Reign will always be FUN

[Reginald (Trevor)] Cept when evil party members be afoot :-P

[mikE] says you. bloody paladins. kill them all!

[Reginald (Trevor)] Woot!

[DM] there you go Trevor

JAA has joined the game.

[DM] fill it in as you see fit

[DM] Greetings John

[Reginald (Trevor)] I didn't expect an icon for him, I just wanted his stats for my reference :-P

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

[DM] he needs a full sheet

[mikE] so jess and sean will be late, as jess is coming to the table tonight

[DM] fill in everything

[Reginald (Trevor)] I don't know rule for second edition familiars.

[DM] you need the info for bats first

[DM] off to get myself ready here,

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Which is where?

[mikE] bibo will be... getting ready for bed.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] He still over seas?

[Reginald (Trevor)] When is he getting back?

[mikE] he just left wednesday

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] In the monster manual

[mikE] he'll be gone two weeks, i think

mikE is now controling Finglass

[Reginald (Trevor)] I don't have second edition monster manual.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Fritz, you have it?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Sure gimme a sec

[Reginald (Trevor)] Feel free to eddit directly to the sheet.

[mikE] John!

[Reginald (Trevor)] Heya John!

[JAA] Mike!

[JAA] Trevor!

[mikE] How's the weather, john?

[JAA] Fritz!

[JAA] On and off Rain

[mikE] oh, and yeah, lorie's probably having a baby about now, so she won't be on.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Same here John, pretty cruddy.

[mikE] yeah. this rain blows.

[JAA] for sure?!

[mikE] shrug

[mikE] bob said probably.

[JAA] Doesn't she have a wireless lap top?

[mikE] heeheehee

[JAA] So who is at Bob's

[Reginald (Trevor)] There, set my color to something besides default so I dont mix with John.

[mikE] me

[Reginald (Trevor)] Ew.

[Reginald (Trevor)] NM, changing color

[JAA] So your weather is the same as mine,almost

[mikE] jess and sean will be here in a bit

[JAA] are they an item now?

[Reginald (Trevor)] There we go.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Anyone else have orange text?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] John!

[mikE] not that i'm aware of, and yes, bibo does

[Reginald (Trevor)] Bibo uses orange?

[Reginald (Trevor)] Damn.

JAA is receiving the map...

JAA has received the map.

[Reginald (Trevor)] How's this?

[mikE] same as fritz and someone else

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] heheheh if I put in the stats for aerial servant do you think Bobisanevilbutt would notice?

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] yes

[Reginald (Trevor)] Not even close to Fritz's.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] woops

Grug has joined the game.

[mikE] yeah it is. you're both white.

[mikE] brian!

[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm cream, he's a bluish.

[JAA] brian!!!

[Reginald (Trevor)] Heya Brian!

[Grug] hello

[Grug] hello

[Grug] hello

[mikE] hey brian, bob says lorie's "probably" having a brat right about now.

[DM] yeah you look good in cream

[Grug] cool, tell her to push once for me

[Reginald (Trevor)] Thank you Bob. That means SO much coming from you.

[Reginald (Trevor)] *sarcasm off*

[Grug] sorry, just got home from work, have to change

[Grug] I am away from the keyboard.

[mikE] so, bob was telling me if we all bug him constantly about it, we can fight the spider fiends.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Oooh, fun.

[DM] all I need to do is to balance them out a bit

[Reginald (Trevor)] Oh fritz, what do I roll for Binky's hit die?

[mikE] what'd'ya say, paladin boy? sound like a good thing to do?

[DM] right now,

[JAA] good thing I don't have a character

[DM] they have an AC of -20 and a to hit of -20

[DM] they do 1000 hp per round

[DM] so I think they need tweaking

Reginald (Trevor) blinks

[DM] demons working in groups are tough, what can I say

[mikE] eh. i could hit them

[Reginald (Trevor)] Who on Garl's green eath dreamed up those things?

[Reginald (Trevor)] How are their spell saves Bob?

[Reginald (Trevor)] :-P

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I am still looking trevor

JAA has left the game.

[DM] demon spiders that work as a colony together

[DM] it is a very interesting idea

[Reginald (Trevor)] Since when do spiders have colonies?

[mikE] so is making a pool filled with liquid nitrogen and throwing babies in it, but you don't see me making one.

[Grug] I am back at the keyboard.

[Grug] I am away from the keyboard.

[Grug] I am back at the keyboard.

[Grug] hey fritz

[DM] I am mostly ready for the moment

[DM] some bad news

[DM] I did find a bug today

[DM] the character sheets are accepting XP now

[mikE] that zombie had vampire friends?

[Grug] one that we can exploit?

[DM] but it is not totally updating

[DM] you total never increases

[mikE] sweet. i never liked experience, anyway.

[DM] I send the files over to Kurris on the Klooge boards for him to look at

JAA has joined the game.

[DM] we will be able to update it all later on

[DM] everyone download teh map and save it?

[Grug] Bob, is the round and initiative thing in the upper right new?

Grug is receiving the map...

Grug has received the map.

[Reginald (Trevor)] I would, but when I try to save it I get an error.

[DM] has always been there

[DM] how so trevor?

JAA is receiving the map...

JAA has received the map.

[Reginald (Trevor)] A java error saying I'm out of memory.

[Reginald (Trevor)]

[Grug] me2

[Reginald (Trevor)] Weird since I got 2 gigs on that drive

[Grug] that's not memory

[Grug] you must have forgotten

[JAA] i had the same error

[DM] you need to set java to accept higher memory

[mikE] i'm fine. good old craptop

[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm using less than one percent of my memory RAM wise.

[DM] it is a setting you can change

[Reginald (Trevor)] Where is that?

[DM] is a java issue

[Reginald (Trevor)] OK, so where do I set it?

[DM] kh.sh

[DM] that file you reset the limits in

[JAA] I just got kicked out because my garbage can got full really fast

[DM] when you change your settings in that file

[DM] then you have to restart KloOge

[DM] using the batch file

[DM] that is what I have been doing from the beginning

[DM] I give KloOge 256 megs to play with

[Grug] ok, i'm going to try it

Grug has left the game.

Trevor has left the game.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] what is the name of the file again I cant find it?

Grug has joined the game.

Grug is receiving the map...

Grug has received the map.

[Grug] still gave me the same error

Trevor has joined the game.

[Grug] i'm going to reboot and try it

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] what is the name of the file again I cant find it?

[DM] hmmm

[Grug] kw.sh

[Grug] in the klooge main folder

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] do you have to change anything in java elsewhere?

[Grug] change the 256 to something higher (like your full amount of ram) and change the 128 to something lower than the other number

[Grug] brb

Grug has left the game.

Trevor has left the game.

Trevor has joined the game.

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What do you use to open the file?

[Trevor] Same error, even though I gave jave 512 max, 256 initial.

[DM] there is a batch file simply called kw

[Trevor] I used notepad, it worked fine.

[Trevor] Changing the settings didn't fix the problem tohugh.

[Trevor] What's the point of saving the map?

[DM] so it decreases the amount of info that gets passed

[DM] sorry, fritz a computer geek thing to change these settings,

[DM] Brian is probley tearing into things right now

Grug has joined the game.

Grug is receiving the map...

[DM] welcome back bri

Grug has received the map.

[Grug] well ty

[Grug] i still get the same thing, but i didnt start by using the bat file, should i?

[DM] you need to to get teh effects of the change

[Trevor] When I try to start it using the bat file, it doesnt start.

[Grug] me either

Trevor has left the game.

[Grug] ok, well i got my character sheet all finished and i just uploaded it

Trevor has joined the game.

[DM] I simply double click on the kw batch file and it opens up Klooge for me

[Trevor] THERE we go.

[Trevor] I wasn't waiting long enough :-P

[Trevor] Woot, 256 memory to play with.

[Grug] ok, let me wait longer (damn java)

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

JAA is now controling Paul

[Trevor] Yep, map saved fine.

[DM] good

[Grug] how do i release the lock on my char sheet?

[DM] committ

[Trevor] Fritz, how you coming on the bat stats?

[DM] you need to learn to commit Brian

[Grug] wasnt me, it was the ex-wife!

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Found it. My sheet was misplace. Plus I was trying to do that java thing which I never figured out so I am doing it now

Grug has left the game.

[JAA] great bob

[Trevor] Great, thanks tons :-)

[DM] smile

[Trevor] So how late are Sean and Jess gonna be?

Grug has joined the game.

Grug is receiving the map...

Grug has received the map.

[DM] they are on thier way now

[DM] we are moving on with out them

[Grug] holy crap, it worked!

[JAA (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d2) [2] 2

[Trevor] Of course it did.

[DM] and so

[mikE] so we can play now?

[Trevor] OCCAISIONALLY Bob knows what he's talking about.

[Trevor] :-P

[DM] heh

Grug is now controling Grug

[DM] I have some bits to pass out, Paul has some new items for the group to look for to help create some magic items

[Trevor] BTW Bob, of course whenever we get into combat Binky flies into my backpack.

[DM] we assume that he sleeps there unless otherwise noted

[DM] he is nocturnal and all that

[Grug] how do i get rid of map chat?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] What level are you trevor?

[DM] ok,

[DM] you have two chat windows Brian?

[DM] if so set the delay to zero

[Grug] yes, i hate the one on the map

[DM] that will remove that from teh map

[DM] edit preferences

[Grug] the chat removal delay?

[DM] nods

[Grug] its still there

[DM] it shoudl disapear

[DM] and no new things appearing there

[DM] and do you have your chat docked?

[Grug] it took a while, but its gone now

[DM] those are two different options

[DM] good

[DM] see Brian,

[DM] time

[DM] patience

[Grug] lol

[DM] ok

[DM] so the two rings that Paul is working on creating,

[DM] he has researched a Ring of Spell Storing

[DM] the two things that he woudl like the parites help with are

[DM] he needs Gold that has not seen magic,

[mikE] magic arrows!

[mikE] so we give him some blind gold bits

[DM] and the ring after being formed must dipped into the postive and then the negative engery planes

[Trevor] Oh fun.

[DM] the other ring

[DM] is one of phantom form

[Grug] paul can do the dipping

[DM] that one needs two special ingredients that the party can help with

[DM] one if the horn from a gorgon,

[DM] the other is the stake that lies at the heart of a dead vampire

[Grug] wait! i have one of those!

[mikE] will the horn of a minotaur work?

[mikE] actually.....

[Grug] i swear it was on my char sheet...

[DM] grin

[mikE] it's on mine.

[Grug] after you just wrote it?

[mikE] nope.

[mikE] not at all.

[mikE] i swear. it's an elf thing. you wouldn't understand.

Fritz has left the game.

[JAA (to GM only)] Roll #1: (d2) [1] 1

Fritz has joined the game.

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[DM] jess and sean just walked in

[Fritz] hmmm still get error message

[Grug] try editing the batch file

[Fritz] Where is that?

[Grug] it has the same commands in it

[DM] and we are here ready to move along

[Grug] kw.bat in the klooge folder

[mikE] you know, none of you have saved the map to this point.

[mikE] how about we work on this say, at 11?

Lap Top has joined the game.

Jessica is receiving the map...

Jessica has received the map.

[Jessica] hey all

[Grug] hello

[Jessica] hi

[Grug] btw, bob and john, karen's wedding is at 6:30 pm on Aug 30

[Fritz] When I try to open it all I get is a dos prompt

[DM] thanks for the reminder

[Reginald (Trevor)] Fritz, let it load all the way

[JAA] got my invist

[Grug] if you can't make it, let me know and I will tell Karen that D&D is more important to you

[Reginald (Trevor)] It takes a few moments.

[DM] the 30th is a monday

[JAA] it's friday the 20th

Sean has joined the game.

[DM] ahhh

Fritz has left the game.

[DM] that is interesting

[Grug] whatever, it's just my sister's wedding, you don't expect me to memorize the date, do you?

Sean is receiving the map...

Sean has received the map.

[DM] because we are likely not playing next week as of now

[mikE] she'll have another.

[DM] Nyrma is planning something that day

[DM] so we might not play the next two weeks then

[Reginald (Trevor)] awww crud.

[DM] I will double check

[DM] and let everyone know about next week

[DM] and then obviously the week after will be no game

[JAA] Lori wants to log in, make room

[Jessica] lol

Lorie has joined the game.

[DM] hey Lor?

[JAA] give her a sec

[DM] from home or hospital?

[Sean] Greetings and Salutations

[mikE] lorie! how you doing?

[Jessica] :p

[Lorie] Hey there.. I'm home. All is well

[DM] and?

[Lorie] No baby today

[Jessica] hi Lorie

[DM] ok

[Grug] are you going to name it Grug?

[Sean] No, she's going to nameit Hrothgar

[Lorie] no

[Lorie] Bob, can you please add me to the map

[Lorie] ::laughs wildly:: no not that either

[Sean] awwwww ...

[Sean] you're no fun

[mikE] i say we name it yoda.

Lorie is receiving the map...

[mikE] but only if its a girl.

Lorie has received the map.

[JAA] She might name it Paulie after my character

[Sean] no wait ... T0

[Sean] name it T-Bone!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::laughs:: It's a girl... not happening

[Jessica] lol

[Jessica] what are you naming her?

[Sean] okay, T-Bonette

[Grug] if it's a girl, you might want to name it Bob

[JAA] HA!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Bob ::laughs more:: no bloody likely

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Alyssa Caitlin

[Jessica] that is a pretty name

[Sean] ACD

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... so what have I missed?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Thanks

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes.. ACD and KID

[JAA] We have a quest

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Paul wanted Olivia... so she would be OCD :X

[Jessica] welcome

[Sean] heh

[DM] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Quest? ::rolls eyes:: why do we have a quest?

[JAA] To get a certain Amulet

[mikE] as for what you missed, you missed everyone having technical difficulties.

[Grug] so that we can get killed finding stuff for Paul to make goodies for himself

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Why does it have to be OUR quest?

[DM] by the way, no dinner delays jere they are already eating everyting

[DM] Paul can explain the details of some of it

[Sean] Bob, the table here has too much fiber in it

[DM] and then

[Sean] and it's a bit crunchy ... let some softer wood next time

[DM] I will put in the info about the amulet

[JAA] I am taking things in order, fisrt find the amulet, on the way if we run into a vamire or a Gorgon, so be it

[mikE] right.

[DM] but they should know the things

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay John... make with the explanation of the amulet

[DM] and then I can type the rest up while you chat about it.... :)

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] then we'll discuss you sacrificing yourself for a Vampire or Gorgon

Fritz has joined the game.

Fritz is receiving the map...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Evening Fritz

[JAA] It's your amulet!

Fritz has received the map.

[Jessica] hi frtiz

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Why is the entire party going to get it?

[Jessica] um, Fritz, yeah, thta's it

[Fritz] Hello

[JAA] we can only roleplay as a group, no private parties

[mikE] because running 8 different quests on klooge would suck beyond believe

[Jessica] yup

[Sean] I don't know ... hard to speak with this hook in my mouth 8-P

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ahhh I see.

[Fritz] What did I do this time?

[Jessica] what do yu mean?

[mikE] nothing. we just cut off one of your horns. no biggie.

[JAA] after we polymorphed you into a Gorgon

[Fritz] Lorie I heard you went to the hospital what are you doing here?

[Grug] false alarm

[Grug] it was just an alien... no kid tonight

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I did go to the hospital, they had some concerns. I'm 2.5cm, 50%, -1

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] no baby tonight

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

[Sean] -1?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Of course, Paul wanted me to tell you all that I was in the Labor and Delivery bed

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] effacement

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::bobs head:: Don't ask SPC...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... so let's make with the killing already

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Well all the adjustments you had me attempt didn't work. SO lets get on with it. Binky is set.

[mikE] thank you, lorie.

[Grug] is that where the killing starts? binky?

[mikE] i'm running out of webcomics to read here.

[Sean] quit your bellyaching mikE

[Sean] you want webcomics?

[Sean] I'll give you webcomics!

[DM] ok, so Amulet info?

[DM] The one amulet that you think you can find is in the Island Kingdoms. It is rumored to be part of the treasure trove of the pirate Blue Gill. She is known to collect art objects. Her lair has magic protections on it from scrying, so you will have to track her down by ship. Almarin Sunspray is willing to loan out a ship for the Dragonslayers to use, although he does not believe that Blue Gill is anywhere near his island. It will take some tracking and talking to others, as you visit several different islands finding her.

[DM] when you are ready to visit there you can attempt that

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] That's okay, I really don't need the amulet anymore ;)

[mikE] high seas adventure!!!!

[DM] or you can try to find the other one that is out east somewhere

[mikE] no no no. we're going on a high seas adventure, damnit!

[DM] the Druids of Hallstatt are very tight lipped about it

[mikE] YAR!!!

[JAA] where did we leave that tower?

[Grug] is that the ship that Moram is captain of?

[JAA] Are getting the ship in Pag?

[JAA] I am back at the keyboard.

[Laila (Jessica)] duh?

[Grug] didnt know you left

[Laila (Jessica)] (at the keyboard, that is)

[Paul (JAA)] lady Kylia, you can stay here and tend to your temple, we shall retieve the amulet for you

[DM] smile

[Grug] i am back at my keyboard too

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::raises brow:: I see... and who will raise your dead ?

[Paul (JAA)] Klooge hic up

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Can I temporarily stop being a palidin wannabe and become an assassin?

[Trevor] nyone know if Domino's will deliver with a debit card?

[DM] oh and by the way I have some other notes to pass out to everyone

[Sean] There's alway that necromancer ...

[DM] Please take a moment to look at your character sheet. If there is anything you think is wrong we need to try and fix it. I will be saving and adding your sheets during the night tonight. I will update them all with a new note tab, "Bob's Notes". These are answers to your questions or comments I want to make about your character. I do encourage everyone to set up another tab called diary in which you can include notes that others might find, such as your will, commentaries, etc. You might want a history tab, or anything else you think is important.

[Laila (Jessica)] if the card has a credit logo, dominos will take it

[Trevor] Woot! That means I have food! :-P

[mikE] i have a problem with mine, bob.

[Paul (JAA)] Well, mine need some work, but it's ok

[DM] put all your problems in the notes section of your character sheet

[DM] anything missing from inventory

[DM] etc.

[mikE] it says here i'm only 7th level when i should be 12. my hitpoints are all wrong, too. need to add a 0 at the end.

[DM] I will go over them later

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Trevor, it's kind of hard to read what you wrote

[DM] and fix them the way I want to

[Reginald (Trevor)] It is?

[Reginald (Trevor)] Why?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] The color ... had to highlight it to read it.

[Reginald (Trevor)] You ujse a black background

[Reginald (Trevor)] ?

[Reginald (Trevor)] It shows up wonderfully on black.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Bob... I think my characer sheet is somewhat uptodate... am I 100% on that fact, no... but we'll see

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] no, I use white. You know, like paper.

[Reginald (Trevor)] OK, lemme change it.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Better?

[Laila (Jessica)] no, now it's too dark for me

[DM] oh stop

[Reginald (Trevor)] Are you serious?

[DM] it is all a blur anyway

[Laila (Jessica)] maybe....

[Laila (Jessica)] you decide

[Grug] try using a black background, you know, like a computer screen.

[mikE] orange is better. then we only have three people using white

[DM] so you are in this hallway

[DM] the zombie is dead

[Paul (JAA)] what this hallway

[mikE] and a lich shows up wondering what happened to fluffy

[Grug] is the zombie dead or undead?

[DM] you have the map,

[DM] the zombie came out of the wall

[DM] and is now dead again

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] east wall or west wall?

[Paul (JAA)] Out of the wall!, no one mentioned that

[mikE] nope. not even bob.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes out of the wall

[Laila (Jessica)] that's where it came from when it gotted killed last week

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] 2 of them

[Grug] it was mentioned last week

[Grug] it was a wallpaper zombie

[DM] the wall opposite the door

[DM] there was one zombie

[Laila (Jessica)] Fritz one, not two

[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeah, it got dusted.

[Paul (JAA)] was their a picture of one on the wall, if so then it did not come through the wall

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] hold on all... BRB need to go get some water

[Lorie] I am away from the keyboard.

[Paul (JAA)] more like off the wall

[DM] which was better than thriller

Fritz has left the game.

[Grug] bye fritz

[Grug] brb

[Grug] I am away from the keyboard.

[mikE] so we going back up to do some research?

[DM] did not think so

Fritz has joined the game.

[Paul (JAA)] no reasearch to do

[DM] but I am ready for just about anything

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] anything?

[mikE] we can do research on that amulet.

[DM] except the spider feinds need tweaking still

[mikE] or the pirate

[Fritz] ohok that worked. Is that the way I have to do it everytime now?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] then that's not anything Bob.

[DM] nods, yes Frtiz

Fritz is receiving the map...

Fritz has received the map.

[Fritz] ok I will have to go and change my shortcut as well

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Lorie] I am back at the keyboard.

[Laila (Jessica)] wb

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay...so what's our plan of attack, research or tweaking of fiends?

[mikE] i was proposing an amulet search, lorie.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] thanks

[Laila (Jessica)] np

[mikE] do some research on this pirate, and go sailing

[mikE] join the army they said...

[mikE] see the world they said...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] well the fiends are here...

[mikE] i'd rather be sailing.

[Paul (JAA)] No research to do, we just have to go south young man

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] at -20 AC and -20 THAC0 according to Bob

[Laila (Jessica)] dont you mean west?

[mikE] yeah. fiends need to wait.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Or we can just send Reign in

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] see how he deals with them

[Paul (JAA)] He can take them on

[mikE] plus, we can find a pirate's horde!

[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm up for whatever.

[Laila (Jessica)] as am i

[Paul (JAA)] Did Almaren say he had a crew for us?

[mikE] sailing, sailing, over the bounless sea

[DM] no

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... one problem. It's a BOB Pirate horde. They probably have 2 potions of healing and 1 +1 Kopesh

[DM] he has a small ship, the rechristened Dawn

[mikE] cool. we can add it to the collection

[DM] but he does have a good captain on board for you

[Laila (Jessica)] how good is he?

[DM] he won the regatta three years in a row

[Paul (JAA)] so we have to do the labor?

[DM] you could do the labor

[DM] or you could hire on a crew

[DM] the boat is not in use much,

[DM] so no crew

[DM] and the elves will not leave the waters around the island for long

[DM] as this pirate is not bothering thier shipping lanes right now

[Laila (Jessica)] elves?

[DM] it will take a while to sail north from Alamarin

[DM] Almarin's island

[DM] up to the area where Blue Gill is normally plundering

[DM] so you might want to just find another ship

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... it's a ship right? Can't I scry for it and we move along?

[DM] you talk to Almarin by pool and or crystal I am assume

[Paul (JAA)] If he doesn;t mind

[DM] you missed the part of her magic protections from scrying earlier

[Laila (Jessica)] if this ship is in good condition, why cant we just crew it ourselves?

[Laila (Jessica)] he offered it to us, didint he?

[DM] do you have sailing Laila?

[Laila (Jessica)] um, noooo

[DM] do you happen to know how to swim?

Laila (Jessica) shakes head

[Laila (Jessica)] i guess that answers my question

[mikE] you know, i don't have sailing or swimming, but i do happen to have an arrow of ship slaying.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay, so you are sure I can't talk you guys in to staying here with the evil spider fiends? Nice and dry, no priates or water... no years of Bob planning the encounters

Grug has left the game.

Grug has joined the game.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Grug] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] I am a little confused

[Grug] shit, wrong button, lol

[Paul (JAA)] Well I hear it's a realy good Amulet

[Fritz] ooc

[mikE] it's your amulet, lor.

[Fritz] When is this occuring bob?

[Grug] grug has swimming

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Bob is cackling over his Pirate resource books

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] a huge stack of pirate resource books

[Laila (Jessica)] very huge

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] feet of pirate resource books

[Reginald (Trevor)] Oh god

[Laila (Jessica)] some as old as me

Trevor has edited Reign Tandem's effects.

[Fritz] I have played against bob and his pirates...they are wimps

[Reginald (Trevor)] We're doomed.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes... that's what I've been trying to tell you guys. Bob has scoured Ebay for some of these RARE books and encounters

[Laila (Jessica)] some even older than me

[Reginald (Trevor)] WTH?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Fritz, that was before he obtained some of the books he has now

[Reginald (Trevor)] I didnt edit any effects..

[Laila (Jessica)] klooge burped

Fritz is now controling Reign Tandem

[Paul (JAA)] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Laila (Jessica)] he hass a book from 1977

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Yes... Jessica, there are books older than Marco, Mike and you

[Laila (Jessica)] i see that now

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Alas, Fritz, Johhn, Sean and I can't say the same... nor can Bob

[mikE] but not older than lorie...

[Laila (Jessica)] lol

[Reginald (Trevor)] And me.

[mikE] nothing's older than lorie.

Grug is receiving the map...

Grug has received the map.

[Paul (JAA)] you are so luckly she is in PA

mikE runs and hides

[Laila (Jessica)] well, we are prolly all older than trevor

Grug is now controling Grug

[Paul (JAA)] and Binky

[Fritz] Bob when did this occur? Is this during or after the 3 months. I thought that this is during the 3 months?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh, that's true... Trevor is in your category... but Brian is in ours

[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeah, Binky's only 2.

[Laila (Jessica)] well, no, trevor is his own category

[DM] no the 3 months got you this info

[Laila (Jessica)] he is younger than mike bibo and i

[Laila (Jessica)] a few years younger

[DM] they are discussing the possibilites of doing something about it now

[Fritz] And the rings?

[mikE] we cab all hit up the bars, at least.

[DM] the info on how to make those also

[Fritz] k

[Grug] yes, i'm an old man

[DM] and the potions are made

[DM] John can relay again any info as to what to look for while adventuring

[Fritz] I am old enough to be Jess daddy

[Laila (Jessica)] as old as my daddy

[mikE] okay...

[mikE] we've got evil tide waiting for us

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So is BOB and Sean ::giggles::

[Paul (JAA)] who's your daddy?

[Laila (Jessica)] well, no

[Laila (Jessica)] they are both too young to be old enough to be my daddy

[Paul (JAA)] So Mike votes Boats, anyone else?

[Laila (Jessica)] no boats

[DM] I am away from the keyboard.

[Laila (Jessica)] i can swim

[Laila (Jessica)] cant

[Paul (JAA)] one yes, one no

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] What? With Bob cackling over sending us to Davy Jone's lockers?

[Fritz] Well I have found and paid for the info to get her the amulet. we still need to divide shade's stuff and then I am ready to go and get her the amulet. I assume I went and returned the staff and book as well correct bob?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Bob is away from keboard right now

[Reginald (Trevor)] We're here already, I vote spiders.

[Grug] I am away from the keyboard.

[Grug] I am back at the keyboard.

[Paul (JAA)] so one boat, one spider, anyone else

[Fritz] I must make sure the 2 vows i promised are kept

[Laila (Jessica)] i would rather fight stuff than sail

[Grug] what vows?

[Paul (JAA)] so two boat, one spider, one kill something

[Grug] i vote to stomp

[Fritz] return the stuff and find her amulet

[DM] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] yes the staff and book were returned already

[Grug] brb

[Fritz] kk

[Paul (JAA)] ok, 2 boat, one spider , one kill, one stomp

Grug has left the game.

Grug has joined the game.

Grug is receiving the map...

Grug has received the map.

[Fritz] Well are we roleplaying this or voting as non roleplayers. if roleplaying the funky feathers don't have a say in what the dragonslayers do. Notice I am still OOC

[Reginald (Trevor)] I think the kill and stomp were in reference to spider fiends :-P

Grug is now controling Grug

[Paul (JAA)] welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, IC, I go wherever Reign goes. Who in turn seems to go wherever Kylia goes.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[DM] feel free to vote both in character and out

[Fritz] No I go wherever I wish to go. I just made her a promise I have to keep at the moment

[mikE] i'd just like to do SOMETHING...

[DM] it would be an interesting adventure,

[Fritz] I = reign

[Fritz] I am away from the keyboard.

[Jessica] ok, so ooc i want to do anything but sail

[Paul (JAA)] bob, do you have a list of what Shade had?

[Jessica] ic i dont really have a say, no

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::laughs:: Bob... you know you don't get a say or a chance to sway the vote so shhhhhhh

[Reginald (Trevor)] OOC I'm not to keen on sailing myself.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I would rather stay on land, but not to attack the spider fiends.

[Jessica] but ic you are a buttlick

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] If it comes down to Spider fiends or pirates, I'll pick pirtates

[Jessica] 'MIKE!

[Grug] LOL

[Jessica] that wasnt suppposed to go thru

[Jessica] or was it?

[Grug] LMMFAO

[Jessica] so am i

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... Mike -- Sail or Spider?

Grug laughs his m*ther f*cking *ss *ff

[mikE] sail!!!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] SPC -- Sail or Spider?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] if that's the choice ... sail

[Grug] i say we sail on a spider

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Brian -- sail or Spider?

[mikE] while stomping it.

[Fritz] I am back at the keyboard.

[Fritz] Lorie do you want me to find your amulet?

[DM] waiting on you brian

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] John -- Sail or Spider?

[Paul (JAA)] I am just a bystander

[Grug] do we have an easy way to get to the islands?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] John has a say, even if Paul does not...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] So do you want to bystand pirates or bystand spider fiends

[mikE] the pool will get us there.

[Fritz] Also realize that boating stuff is a real beeeaaattcchhh

[Grug] which will be more fun?

[Fritz] remember when we did it

[Fritz] oh boating is fun

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] aaaaarrrrrrrg, me matey

[Fritz] we had a blast when I played almarin

[Paul (JAA)] Well, If there is one thing in my life that's missing, it's the time that I spend sailing on the clear and bright clear water

[Fritz] Of course we had a damn nasty boat too

[Grug] yes, i remember... moram was the ship's captain

[DM] its kind of a special feeling when you're out on the sea alone

[DM] staring at the full moon like a lover

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Bob... shh...

[Paul (JAA)] wink wink

[Fritz] We killed a dragon turtle on one of our first adventures

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] um ... I'd rather not hallucinate like that

[Grug] yeah the moon gets me horny

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] But see... we won't be alone ... no love... and probably no moon

[mikE] bob, stop typing.

[Jessica] dragon turtle?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] You are trying to lead the party... this is starting to sound like the two-headed dragon thing

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Umm... yes. Dragon turtle

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] yea ... a turtle the size of a dragon, breaths fires or something

[Jessica] eep

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] there is also a turtle that looks like an island

[Fritz] Of course Almarin had altered everyone in a way that they could survive out in sea... hehehehe

[mikE] so we have three sailing, one abstain so far.

[mikE] fritz?

[Grug] moram still has his gills

[Reginald (Trevor)] OK, as a player, I notice I tend to die instantly. Never in combat, but usually stupid stuff like getting stoned or eaten. Water just offers WAY to many oppurtunities to drown.

[mikE] sail or spider fiends?

[Fritz] No you get stoned.

[Grug] can we sail to the spider fiends?

[Jessica] everybody must get stoned

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] can we sail the spider fiends?

[Fritz] If you can stay in the middle of the boat you will be safe. Reign is the one most likely to die because of his reliance on his armor

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] you'll be more safer if you don't get on the boat

[Grug] can we wear eye patches?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] sorry ... even more safer

[Fritz] Reign has made a promise so he is for heading to the water

[Grug] i want to put binky on my shoulder, he can be my parrot

[Jessica] LOL

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] well in that case, "never get off the boat!"

[Reginald (Trevor)] Binky votes spiders. He says their good eating.

[DM] ask john about his song wizard parrot idea again

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Fine, you and binky can handle the spider fiends for us.

[Grug] i bet binky is good eating

[Jessica] LMAO

[Fritz] Of course you have to realize that on Almarin's island you are only alowed to get off on one small port city

[Fritz] The rest of the island is off limits and you will be killed on site if you are caught

[Grug] that's the only city you can get off in? what kind of party island is that?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] why?

[Fritz] They are very xenophobic

[Paul (JAA)] Extreemly

[Paul (JAA)] You know there is an easoer way to track Pirates

[Fritz] Almarin is an exception to the general rule of acceptance of others

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] so you never get off the boat ...

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] cool

[Fritz] Well the port city is cool the rest of the island isn't.

[Paul (JAA)] We need to go where they already know where we find them

[Fritz] They have some nifty mage and psionic only islands if I remember correctly isn't that right bob?

[Grug] say again john?

[DM] no psioncs but yes there are lots of islands around there

[Paul (JAA)] I am thinking of the priests that knew we were comming

[DM] and you will be sailing north,

[Fritz] No an island that was magic users only

[DM] there is that island also

[DM] to both john and fritz

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay all... let's bring this debate to a close and deicde what we're doing

[Fritz] Well tally the vote and decide

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I've been trying...

[Grug] oh, don't have a baby!

[Fritz] I am tired of being OOC. and what about Marco's stuff bob

[mikE] bob says sailing's already got the majority.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::kicks Brian::

[Grug] lol

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] What about Marco's stuff....

[mikE] marco's not here, fritz

[Fritz] He could have said "Don't have a Cow"

[Jessica] he's in italy

[mikE] his stuff isn't on his sheet.

[DM] Paul has the info on Shade to share

[Fritz] Bob you are slacking off

[Jessica] maybe he's.....nevermind

[Fritz] John?

[Grug] hmmmm........

[Fritz] Pope John Paul?

[Paul (JAA)] no

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Is that stuff really that important? What is it that you want Fritz so we can move on?

[Grug] I want a plasma tv

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Good luck with that Brian

[Fritz] no what John?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay.. .on topic. Let's figure out what it is that Fritz wants for his character and then it would seem we have a quorum for the sea adventure.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] So we can move on, right?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] right.

[Paul (JAA)] We do not have a list of stuff, Bob said Paul collected it for the party but we do not have a list yet

[mikE] right.

[Grug] right

[Fritz] left

[Jessica] right

[Fritz] left

[Jessica] lol

[Paul (JAA)] straight

Grug as binky: right

[Jessica] crookes

[Jessica] crooked

[Fritz] special attack commences

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Fabulous... so as we don't have a final list we really can't distribute. We'll deal without the items then

[Fritz] ok so lets move on then and we will get it some other time

[Jessica] yay moving on!

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] It's now 9pm and some of you have been here 2 hours already with no adventure... I'm trying to move this along

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Thrust, duck, dodge, parry spin

[DM] this is all part of the adventure as far as I am concerned

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::looks at BOB:: Do you have the list or not?

[mikE] besides, over half the party is too new to get a piece of the action there.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] If not, let's not drag this out any longer and move on per the party majority.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay?

[Grug] we left off last week inside a dungeon, how did we get to this debate?

[DM] I think we should be moving along

[DM] to decide if you want to continue down here for now

[DM] and then go to the ship

[DM] or you could get going to teh ship now

[DM] and then be

[Reginald (Trevor)] So we troop into the dungeon, kill a zombie, then troop out again? Fun.

[mikE] we got into this debate because no one wants to be in this dungeon

[Grug] are the spiders here?

[DM] much further along next time

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Trevor, what is your proposal then? Are you at a level to take on the spider fiends?

[DM] so plan out your group to the islands

[Reginald (Trevor)] I thought Bob tweaked em?

[Paul (JAA)] No we are not ready for the fiends

[DM] which characters are going

[Reginald (Trevor)] He said he was.

[mikE] nooooo...

[Jessica] tweaked what?

[Reginald (Trevor)] Oh, in that case, why didn't you say so?

[Fritz] Ok do we just "poof" be at the island or do we take a boat since we can only port to the dock area and then people would have to be able to swim and would sink since you cant port anywhere else on the island

[Reginald (Trevor)] Let's go a sailing then.

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I don't think tht several of the newer "recruits" are in a position to kill them... so rather than you dying in 2 rounds again, this adventure would be better for you

[mikE] he told us their ungodly stats and said he has to tweek them

[Grug] he tweaked himself

[DM] yes you can just poof to the island if you want to

[Fritz] The dock area is deep and some people would drown

[Grug] grug don't poof

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Does anyone need anything prior to us ** POOF ** ing?

[DM] and depending on who goes,

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Speak now or forever bitch about it later

[mikE] besides my pet dragon? i guess i'm good to go.

[Jessica] can i be visible again, reggie?

[DM] how will you communicate with the peopel left behind

[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeah. Poof

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] we shout very very loudly

[Jessica] thanks

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] People left behind (being Sadoya... and the new Marco creation?)

[Grug] can you change your chat color, trev?

[Jessica] yay, you can see me again!

[DM] well those woudl be one round behind

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] can't we take them along and be one round behind?

[Reginald (Trevor)] Erm why?

[mikE] we drag them along.

[Grug] its hard to see....

[DM] but I thought I head that Kylia and Paul were not going to the islands?

[mikE] look there they are sitting in the bar. ::grab::

[Reginald (Trevor)] ???

[Jessica] it really really is....

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Who did you hear that from BOB?

[Fritz] Bob can they just have poofed with us please?

[Jessica] you should fix it

[DM] as always the two missing ones are one round behind

[Reginald (Trevor)] Better?

[mikE] and sebrina

[Fritz] I will be taking some things and adding it personally to my inventory.

[DM] I just want to be clear on who is actually jumping,

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] John, is Paul going on this adventure?

[Jessica] no, too light

[Jessica] make it darker

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Oh yes... Sebrina.

[Jessica] (but not too much)

[mikE] =P

[Grug] I am going with people who are leaving

[Paul (JAA)] changing my spells

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::taps:: John?

[Reginald (Trevor)] How is this?

[Reginald (Trevor)] Gah!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] That's the same color as Paul

[Jessica] ack! now you match

[Paul (JAA)] Well I think if it;s for Kylia

[mikE] and bob

[Grug] try black

[Jessica] you need your own identity

[Jessica] LMMFAO

[Reginald (Trevor)] Here we go

[Paul (JAA)] Paul did say he would go to the ends of the earth for her

[Jessica] too light

[mikE] you know, no one has a red font, trevor.

[DM] well this may not be the end of the world, but you can see it from here

[Reginald (Trevor)] Jessica, what color is your background?

[Jessica] shrugs

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Kylia isn't obliging anyone to go on the adventure... including Reign.

[Fritz] Oh btw I have 2 NPC's that come as well but since it is taking me awhile to put them onthe character sheets I will introduce them next time. One you already know my ward

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] well Jessica, your font isn't exactly easy to read either...it's a bit dark if you want to be picky

[Reginald (Trevor)] Jessica, dock your chat.

[Grug] didn't you know she's color blind?

[Jessica] sigh

[DM] that would be me Brian

[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm half colorblind, and I'm not having trouble with ANYONE's font.

[Jessica] for Lorie, i will fix it

[mikE] we know your ward?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::laughs:: Don't bother... but let's just adventure and not worry about font colour

[Grug] dick grayson, boy wonder

[Reginald (Trevor)] I've never met your ward Reign.

[Jessica] better Lorie?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] great...

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... so is there anyone who DOES NOT want to go?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Going... Going...

[mikE] okay, so are we pooling it out there?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] the spider fiends?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] anyone needing to change spells, armor, equipment, underwear????

[Reginald (Trevor)] Bob, are there insects on this island?

[mikE] ::sniffs:: i'm still clean

[DM] by the way did Fritz forget to mention that there are Drow Pirates that loot the ships in the area around his island?

[Grug] no, this island is completely free of insects

[Jessica] none to be found

[Jessica] nope nope

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] drow pirates?

[Grug] thats why its called Insect-Free-Island

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay... then everyone is going, everyone has what they need and we can go right?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] like, sailing about in the sun?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] *** POOF ****

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] yup.

[Reginald (Trevor)] I ask, because on open seas, there are none. And unless binky is going to be eating mites out of reign's fur, I need to collect some.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] too late ... he's going to have to fend for himself ...

[Jessica] yup

[Fritz] I am not Almarin to give them that kind of 411 bob :)

[Jessica] Binky can fly

[Jessica] so can some bugs

[Jessica] he can fly for tehm

[DM] bats, huge flying bugs

[Reginald (Trevor)] I repeat. On open seas, there are no insects.

[Jessica] and hope a fish dont eat tehm

[Grug] he can fly bugs to the bugless island

[DM] large jumping fish

[Jessica] um, i'm sure there is airborn stuff

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Don't worry there are bugs... they'l probably eat Binky though, so no worries

[Fritz] Cantrip some bugs dude

[Jessica] and hope a fish dont get him

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Okay Bob... let's move it along then

[DM] you are all at the docks

[Grug] and if he dies, we can just eat him

[Reginald (Trevor)] Airborne stuff doesn't stay airborne forever, and if there is nowhere to land, they don't live there.

[Fritz] Just type what you want to take with you on your character sheet

[Jessica] LOL

[DM] Alamarin is there to greet you

[Reginald (Trevor)] Which is why there are no BIRDS way out to sea either.

[Fritz] Good day to you all

[Jessica] there are sea birds

[Reginald (Trevor)] Close to land only.

[Grug] is this the getting-off port?

[Jessica] what do you think pelicans and seagulls are?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] ::nods:: Good day

[Jessica] and maybe there will be a pelicant

[Almarin] How are things for the Dragon Slayers? Welcome to my home

[Reginald (Trevor)] Land birds who fish in the sea :-P

[DM] the halfling paladins that ride giant pelicans

[Grug] can we get tatoos?

[DM] oh my goodness

[Almarin] For those of you new to my island I must warn you of the most important rule...never leave the city unescorted or you will be killed on site without questions being asked

Jessica nods

[Paul (JAA)] Thank you Almarin, it's a pleasue to meet you

[Reginald (Trevor)] nod

[Laila (Jessica)] hello Almarin

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] Thank you for welcoming us.

[Almarin] My people and the natives of this island do not take kindly to strangers due to the experiences the have had in the past

[Grug] what equipment do we need for a sea voyage?

[Kylia Wolfslayer (Lorie)] I can respect your distrust of strangers

[Almarin] Although we now trade it is only through this one port City we allow strangers

Reginald (Trevor) nods

[mikE] Ah. The famous Almarin. A pleasure. I've read about you and your part with the dragon slayers. ::bows::

[Almarin] You have free reign anywhere in the city and will be treated with respect. You can tell the constables by thier armor.

[Almarin] Greetings

[Grug] Grug reads.

[Laila (Jessica)] I have read of you too

[Almarin] I would suggest a few potions of water breathing if you have none. Some are sold but they are double the usual price since it is a scarce commodity unless you are able to convince the mages from thier island to provide you with some

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[DM] restarting after logging off

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Almarin is receiving the map...

Almarin has received the map.

[Trevor] K, what did I miss?

Almarin is now controling Reign Tandem

[Laila (Jessica)] all of us getin booted

[Trevor] So it wasn't just me

[Laila (Jessica)] no

[Laila (Jessica)] it was all of us

[Almarin] nope everybody

[Trevor] Where is Reggie?

[Laila (Jessica)] just hush

[Laila (Jessica)] BOB tryin to fix

[Laila (Jessica)] hey Fritz

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[Almarin] Hiya Jess.

mikE is receiving the map...

mikE has received the map.

[Laila (Jessica)] how's you?

mikE is now controling Finglass

Sean has joined the game.

[Almarin] Tired but doing well. How about yourself dollface?

[Laila (Jessica)] not too bad....prettty groovy actually

[Almarin] Awesome to hear

[Laila (Jessica)] yup yup

[Laila (Jessica)] i have no tree on my screen

[Laila (Jessica)] cant get the map

[Laila (Jessica)] brb

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Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

Jessica is receiving the map...

Jessica has received the map.

[Jessica] yay map

[Reginald (Trevor)] Did we get booted when you changed the map Bob?

[DM] no I changed it to make loading shorter for everyone

[Reginald (Trevor)] Last thing I saw was "a wood elf" Then nothing. I got no disconnect message, just 3 minutes of silence until I restarted klooge

[Jessica] you are not alone

[DM] my whole system reset

[Jessica] kwitcher bitchen

[Reginald (Trevor)] I'm not bitching, I'm analyzing. Bob tends to send these things in to the Klooge guys.

[Jessica] bob is tryin to fix, relax

[Reginald (Trevor)] So quit being mean.

[Jessica] i'm not bein mean

[Jessica] i'm way too goofy to be mean tonight

[Reginald (Trevor)] I know he is, I'm not getting antsy, was just telling hiim what happened on my end.

[Reginald (Trevor)] I took the time to order some pizza.

[Jessica] it happened to all of us, you are just a redundancy

[Almarin] Ouch " A redundancy" Man is that like sloppy seconds?

[Almarin] Or a mercy F**k

Reginald (Trevor) puts jessica on /ignore

[Reginald (Trevor)] Hmm..

[mikE] not sure...

[mikE] maybe it's like a broken condom?

[Reginald (Trevor)] OK, still connected.

[Jessica] fritz, i would guess a mercy fuck

[Almarin] I think it is like the second to the last screw of the night in an orgy. Something you get done and over with but remember since it wasn't the first, wasn't the last and sure as hell wasn't the best

Jessica pokes Trevor

[Jessica] LOL

[Reginald (Trevor)] Fuck off.

[Almarin] but dont remember

[Jessica] hey

[Almarin] hehehe

[Jessica] now who's bein mean?

[Almarin] /rofl

[Almarin] J/K

[Trevor] I am away from the keyboard.

[Almarin] Old joke from my younger freer and stupider days

[Jessica] i get it

[Jessica] i'm not the one goin off in a huff

[mikE] i don't believe in jokes. they're against my religion

[Jessica] they are fine in mine

[DM] ok,

[Jessica] but i'm a heathen

[DM] closing this down

[Almarin] Jesus has to have a sense of humor...he puts up with us

[Jessica] yup

[DM] give it 5 mintues will restart everything

Jessica has joined the game.

Jessica is receiving the map...

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Jessica has received the map.

mikE is receiving the map...

mikE has received the map.

Almarin has joined the game.

Almarin is receiving the map...

Almarin has received the map.

Almarin is now controling Reign Tandem

[Jessica] hello again

mikE is now controling Finglass

[Almarin] Looks like Lorie and John logged

[DM] we did loose John and Lorie for the evening

Sean has joined the game.

[Jessica] woot

[mikE] yeah. lorie's tired

[Jessica] (sean's in)

[Sean] Greetings and Salutations

[Jessica] hola

[Almarin] Where is Trevor?

[Jessica] trevor went off in ahuff

[Jessica] a huff, that is

[Jessica] said i was mean or somethin

[mikE] so we've got the four of us for the moment, i guess.

[Almarin] okey doke

[Almarin] What about brian?

Trevor has joined the game.

[Jessica] brian is afk

[Trevor] I am back at the keyboard.

[Almarin] kk

[Jessica] hi trevor

[Jessica] truce?

[Reginald (Trevor)] I went to get a drink and dropped the glass, and sliced open mu fuckin foot.

[Reginald (Trevor)] HuH?

[Almarin] Shit sorry dude

[Reginald (Trevor)] I wasnt pissed at you Jess.

[Almarin] YOu ok?

[Jessica] sowwy bout ya foot

[Jessica] you k?

[Reginald (Trevor)] I was joking earlier.

[Jessica] me too

[Reginald (Trevor)] Yeah, I bandaged it up and cleaned up the glass.

[Almarin] Is Booby around?

[Sean] stepping on glass is not fun

[DM] right here

[Sean] done it several times myself

[Jessica] Booby?

[Almarin] Okey doke back to being around

[Almarin] Almarin

[Almarin] ahem

[Reginald (Trevor)] My feet always bleed like hell when they are cut.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Got blood all over my carpet.

[Jessica] i once stepped on a chunk of glass that was as big as my big toe

[Jessica] that hurt

[DM] from your feet, yes that is the ticket, it was my feet that were bleeding

[Almarin] I am willing to allow the DS to use my boat and have comissioned a captain that is trustworthy

[DM] good

[Jessica] cool

[DM] thank you Alamarin

[Reginald (Trevor)] Got a rusty nail all the way through my foot and out the top when I was a kid :-P

[Reginald (Trevor)] OK, back to game.

[Laila (Jessica)] ick

[Almarin] You will have to discuss with him the aquisition of a good crew

[Reginald (Trevor)] Bob, I dont have all the characters and players on the left bar.

[Reginald (Trevor)] What's up with that?

[Finglass (mikE)] Thank you, Almarin

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[Laila (Jessica)] we're not all here

[DM] you may need to restart Klooge then,

[Laila (Jessica)] yet

Trevor has left the game.

[DM] but you only should see the map and .... well I guess that is enough

[DM] welcome Brian

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Grug is receiving the map...

[Laila (Jessica)] hi Brian

Grug has received the map.

[Almarin] I would suggest you be willing to pay the amount of money it will require for a tip top crew as the drow in the area are excellent seamen despite their underground heritage

[DM] care to tell Sean and the rest of them about your tatoo story

[Grug] hey all

[Trevor] Tatoo?

[Sean] from what little I heard, it's not pretty

[Grug] lol

[Laila (Jessica)] but mine are

[Almarin] If you have a second rate crew you will be shortly feeding the sahugin at the bottom of the sea

[Sean] well, the story of the actually getting the tatoos

[Grug] first time we came to this island, Robert and I (Moram at the time) decided to get tatoos

[Grug] we ended up having to roll for diseases and we both almost died

[Grug] Roberts tat says "Cat's Suck"

[Trevor] Well, not getting tattoo HERE then :-P

[Grug] My tat says "Tatoos Suck"

[Laila (Jessica)] LOL

[Finglass (mikE)] i want a tatoo that just says tatoo

[Almarin] They went off on their own and didn't ask me where the best place to get one would be

[Grug] its a simple roll against your CON, trev, go for it

[Trevor] Actually, I could prolly make the con check.

[Grug] hey, we were probably drunk, who cares about quality when youre drunk?

[DM] probably drunk?

[Almarin] Oh btw if you observe the patrols that go by you see humans, dwarves, elves in armor

[Laila (Jessica)] cool

[Almarin] definately drunk

[DM] was there ever a time when you were not

[Laila (Jessica)] any halflings?

[Grug] what if we don't observe the patrols?

[Almarin] No haflings

[Laila (Jessica)] ok

[Reginald (Trevor)] No gnomes?

[Almarin] no gnomes

[Reginald (Trevor)] Racists!

[Almarin] Yep

[Reginald (Trevor)] Er.. heightists!

[Finglass (mikE)] good. we have too many little people as it is

[Laila (Jessica)] i'm tall for my race

[Grug] she's a tall fellow

[Laila (Jessica)] yes

[Finglass (mikE)] the only reason we can stand you.

[Laila (Jessica)] sigh

[Laila (Jessica)] the rest of you are just too big

[Almarin] If you notice anything about Almarin's behavior I will tell you he never adresses or even looks at Grug and it becomes fairly obvious fairly quickly that he is ignoring him.

[Grug] grug hears that a lot

[Laila (Jessica)] LOL

[Almarin] He talks to the others and answers their questions especially Laila's

[Reginald (Trevor)] So, Almarin, where's a good place to get tattoo?

[Almarin] And the elves

[Laila (Jessica)] why especially me?

[Finglass (mikE)] so, almarin, where would you suggest we get a crew?

Laila (Jessica) hops up a down a little to be noticed

[Laila (Jessica)] why me?

[Reginald (Trevor)] He has a crush on you, duh.

[Laila (Jessica)] he's an elf

[Grug] crush, that sound like fun

[Laila (Jessica)] i am not

[Almarin] You notice that Almarin has 2 tatoos on his arms but you cant quite tell what they are. He names a shop called "The Artistic Eye" it is 2 blocks from the middle of the town

[Reginald (Trevor)] He likes his women petite.

[Finglass (mikE)] he knows how elves view the other races?

Laila (Jessica) smiles at Almarin

[Almarin] You remind me of Sebrina an old friend of mine

[Laila (Jessica)] aah

[Laila (Jessica)] is she nice?

[Finglass (mikE)] Oh, the Lady Sebrina's around here somewhere

[Almarin] She is the one of the best comrades a person could have

[Laila (Jessica)] cool

[Laila (Jessica)] i am nice

[Finglass (mikE)] ((probably one round behind...))

[Laila (Jessica)] i am good too

[Laila (Jessica)] i help

[Almarin] Good I look forward to reminiscing with her

[Almarin] He speaks to Reign (who hasn't taken off his helm btw)

[Almarin] He totally ignores the half orc

[Grug] hi, elfman

[Grug] elfman....

[Laila (Jessica)] Almarin, where can we find a crew?

[Almarin] The best place to find a crew would be to go with the captain to some of the local establishments and put up some adds. Use magic to discern the liars and frauds and let him use his eye and knowledge to pick the best

[Laila (Jessica)] who is the captain?

[Grug] elfman, i knew your mom, she was purdy

[Almarin] Dont hesitate to spread around some coin and purchase the best crew

[Finglass (mikE)] ::nods:: we will do this.

Almarin ears twitch

Laila (Jessica) taps Grug

[Laila (Jessica)] hey, come here

[Grug] ???

[Finglass (mikE)] so, uh, almarin, why don't you point us off to our ship and we'll let you get on to more important things.

[Finglass (mikE)] i'm sure you have many important things to do now, your highness.

Laila (Jessica) to Grug you have to stop upsetting him

[Laila (Jessica)] we need his help

[Grug] but he's a funny elf

[Almarin] Don't forget to purchase some potions of water breathing as you will need it. I know they are extra expensive but well worth it. I would also suggest you consider highering some or one of my kinsmen to aid you on your voyage as they are indispensible in the water

[Grug] grug want to breathe water

Laila (Jessica) to grug "you can use your underwear as sails on the boat

[Almarin] hiring that is

[Grug] that would be funny!

[Laila (Jessica)] yup

[Laila (Jessica)] but stop pickin on Almarin or he might hurt you

[Grug] grug could be captain!

[Laila (Jessica)] he's a good elf

[Almarin] Oh I am sorry you may not understand what I mean by kinsman...

[Grug] like EL and Feather boy?

Almarin walks to the waters edge and places a conche shell in the water and blows

[Laila (Jessica)] yes, like EL and Finglasss

[Laila (Jessica)] good elf

[Grug] fingerass?

[Laila (Jessica)] lol

[Finglass (mikE)] ((he's good at blowing))

[Laila (Jessica)] Almarin helps the Feathers and Grug

[Laila (Jessica)] but only if Grug is nice

[Grug] oh, good elf

[Laila (Jessica)] yes

[Laila (Jessica)] no stomp

[Grug] how about thwapping?

[Laila (Jessica)] no

Almarin waits a few moments by the side of the dock

[Laila (Jessica)] no thwapping

[Laila (Jessica)] be nice to him

[DM] and with some splashing

[DM] a head comes up out of the water

[DM] and a hand grips the dock

[Grug] manfish!

Laila (Jessica) starts at the sight of this

Finglass (mikE) watches curiously at his first real sight of his aquatic cousins in their element

[Almarin] Ahh this is one of my kinsman a sea elf Noora by name

Laila (Jessica) raises a hand in greeting to Noora

[Grug] mmmmm... more elves

[Laila (Jessica)] no Grug

[Laila (Jessica)] good elves

[Laila (Jessica)] all good elves

[Laila (Jessica)] we need them

[Laila (Jessica)] no stomping

[Finglass (mikE)] Hey grug, tell you what. when we see the dark elves on their boats, you can stomp them.

[Grug] later we find bad elves?

[Laila (Jessica)] maybe

[Almarin] Some of them hire themselves out to aid the ships in the hunt for pirates and as scouts for the ships. Noora is one of my guards that patrols the area when I come to the port city

[Laila (Jessica)] and then you can stomp them

[Laila (Jessica)] Hello Noora

[Almarin] Do you have any other questions for me?

[Grug] you good elf?

Reginald (Trevor) examines Noora with interest.

[Grug] grug likes good elf almarelf.

[Reginald (Trevor)] How much those water breathing potions run?

[Almarin] 1800 I believe but they only have a limited number. Most go to the navy.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Hello?

[Grug] can we mix potion with ale?

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] hello Trevor

Almarin has left the game.

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Trevor has left the game.

Jessica has left the game.

Sean has left the game.

[DM] back again

Jessica has joined the game.

Jessica is receiving the map...

Jessica has received the map.

[Jessica] back

[DM] yes you are

Trevor has joined the game.

Trevor is receiving the map...

Trevor has received the map.

[Jessica] welcome back

Sean has joined the game.

Almarin has joined the game.

Almarin is receiving the map...

Almarin has received the map.

Almarin is now controling Reign Tandem

[Jessica] welcome back, Fritz

[Almarin] ok last thing I got was Grug asking me a question about potions mixing with ale and I was about to ignore him and move on

[Almarin] Gracias amiga

[Finglass (mikE)] that's about right.

[Jessica] de noodle

[Finglass (mikE)] and he's really easy to ignore now

[Almarin] I will wait for him to log back on

[Almarin] hehehe

Grug has joined the game.

[Almarin] ok last thing I got was Grug asking me a question about potions mixing with ale and I was about to ignore him and move on

[Laila (Jessica)] YAY

Grug is receiving the map...

Grug has received the map.

[Laila (Jessica)] Almarin, is it possible for Grug to mix his potion with ale?

[Almarin] Well with there are no questions of any importance then I shall bid you fare well. I will be staying at my royal quarters here in the city until you depart if you have need of me.

Grug is now controling Grug

[Laila (Jessica)] hey

[Laila (Jessica)] that was important

[Almarin] My dear Grug can mix his potion with cow dung for all I care. I doubt it will be of any consequence to anyone

[Laila (Jessica)] That isnt nice

[Laila (Jessica)] he has done nothin to you

Finglass (mikE) sighs

[Finglass (mikE)] let's move along, laila

[Laila (Jessica)] fine

Finglass (mikE) bows to almarin

Laila (Jessica) waves to Almarin

[Almarin] You are a sweet thing and so polite and inocent I can tell that. I am sorry you have to mix with the wrong company

[Laila (Jessica)] i like my company, it is too bad you do not

[Almarin] If you have need of me Laila just come and call

Almarin waves

[Finglass (mikE)] oh, almarin, do you by chance have any of those bows that shoot underwater? i"ve heard mention of them.

[Laila (Jessica)] if i have need of you, i will come

[Grug] he not nice elf

[Laila (Jessica)] yes he is

[Laila (Jessica)] just need to look harder at him

[Almarin] Hmmm Finglass I do not myself, but you but need to inquire in the town maybe some has.

[Finglass (mikE)] ::nods:: i'll do that.

[DM] Noonan is still around

[Finglass (mikE)] hello... noonan....

[DM] yeah what ever

Laila (Jessica) to Noora "are you going to help us?"

[Finglass (mikE)] oh, bob, i'll want to pick up a trident in town if i can.

[DM] yes standard ones are easily availble at PH prices

[Grug] I am away from the keyboard.

[Finglass (mikE)] ok, brian, just fyi, the three feathers have a 1000 gp party purse.

[Finglass (mikE)] unless you object, i'll play treasurer and keep track

[Jessica] I am away from the keyboard.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Bit of a haughty bugger wouldn't you say?

[Finglass (mikE)] Oh, I don't know. Seemed nice enough to me.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Henh YOu were an elf.

[Jessica] I am back at the keyboard.

[Finglass (mikE)] I still am, too.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] or are an elf that is

[Reginald (Trevor)] K everyone, I'm back, sorry, fiasco with stupid pizza people.

[Laila (Jessica)] shrugs

[Laila (Jessica)] that's what you get for eating pizza

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I can sure tell that my height didn't phase him one bit. Usually it puts people off but he didn't seem in the least bit uncomfortable by it. As if he felt he was still taller than me

[Finglass (mikE)] well, he is royalty. High nobility if i remember right. a few seats from the throne?

[Laila (Jessica)] He liked me

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] And I have never seen anyone walk like he does. I mean it was like he was a cat.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes he did Laila

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Anyway we should head to the ship and then to get the supplies

[Laila (Jessica)] I will act as mouthpiece between the party and Almarin if it helps

[Finglass (mikE)] I have no trouble with him.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Hey Noora could you direct us to the ship "Dawn"?

[Laila (Jessica)] but i want to help

[Finglass (mikE)] ((stop blowing your own horn, fritz =P))

[Grug] I am back at the keyboard.

[Laila (Jessica)] yay

[Laila (Jessica)] welcome back

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] << Man I miss Almarin, At least I didn't bring his full entourage and make you meat him in a ballroom or something>>

[Grug] thx i had a great break

[Laila (Jessica)] tmi?

[Laila (Jessica)] i like Almarin

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] OOC ask Brian he is a bastard :p

[Finglass (mikE)] i liked him before i learned he killed my chances at bladesinger

[Grug] almarelf good elf, but he not like grug

[Laila (Jessica)] He doesnt like Grug, no, but Grug still has to be nice

[Fritz] I played Almarin as a true racist/xenophobic elf. He could be a real bastard sometimes, and he was trully chaotic

[Fritz] He made John's life a living hell

[Laila (Jessica)] lol

[Fritz] He considered John's character a half elf an abomination against nature

[Laila (Jessica)] at least you play your elves the way they should be played

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] But ... isn't Almarin a half-elf himself?

[Finglass (mikE)] yeah. half elf/half elf

[Fritz] Nope he is a full elf

[Grug] just like hitler was a jew himself

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] half aquatic/half wood elf

[Finglass (mikE)] nuh uh

[Finglass (mikE)] he was an altar boy.

[Finglass (mikE)] explains alot, eh?

[Reginald (Trevor)] Hitler was in no way Jewish.

[Fritz] Ahh that he is. But you know how royalty and racism can be. You can't judge yourself the way you judge others

[Laila (Jessica)] (he had a jewish grandma, so yeah, he was

[Laila (Jessica)] but we are not goin there)

[Finglass (mikE)] so, let's meet the captain

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] I thought we were going to the island kingdoms?

[Laila (Jessica)] yes, lets

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] oh wait ... we're already there ...

[Reginald (Trevor)] (point taken, back to game)

[Fritz] I agree bring out Captain Stewbing

[DM] as you approach the ship

[Finglass (mikE)] the loooooove boat!

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] exciting and new!

[Reginald (Trevor)] here did

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Come aboard ...

[DM] there is a lone elf standing at the end of the dock,

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] we're expecing youuuuuuuuuu!

[DM] he is apparently waiting for you

[Finglass (mikE)] funny how that works out

Laila (Jessica) approaches the captain

[Laila (Jessica)] hello

[DM] he nods distainfully at you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Greetings. WE are the DragonSlayers

[DM] nods,

[Finglass (mikE)] hello, sir. you would be captain stewbing?

[Grug] lol

[DM] another bunch of rich snobs out for a joy ride

[DM] what are you laughing at orc boy

[Finglass (mikE)] ::smirks:: hardly rich, sir.

[Laila (Jessica)] please do not insult my friend

[DM] bet you feed more fish with your guts then your brains

[Laila (Jessica)] he means no harm

[DM] of coruse he doesn't

[DM] he is incapable of harming anything

[Laila (Jessica)] sigh

[Laila (Jessica)] We would like to hire out your services

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Of course you are correct in that we know nothing of sailing and the open sea. As for being on a "Joy Ride" no sir we are not here for fun. We are here to fulfill a quest

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] We look to your knowledge to bridge the gap

[DM] nods,

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] between our lack of knowldge

[Laila (Jessica)] we truly need your help. sir

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] and our skill at arms

[Finglass (mikE)] We were told by his highness almarin you would conduct us across the sea. and that you would help hire a crew?

[DM] and I suppose you need some extra apples on board?

[Laila (Jessica)] Apples?

[DM] nods, yes his highness did tell me to take you where you want to go

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Yes, and we could use your assistance in getting the finest

[DM] looks down at the halfling,

[DM] oh? so you fufill his needs then?

[DM] scowl

[Laila (Jessica)] Excuse me?

[Laila (Jessica)] What do you mean by that?

[Grug] lol

[DM] so

Laila (Jessica) looks at Grug

[DM] a cow

[DM] an orc

[DM] a half wit

[Laila (Jessica)] I asked you a question

[DM] maybe you make up one whole one?

[DM] looks at you

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] He mentioned that we should use magic in quesionting the crew

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I reach down and grab him by the collar

[DM] what you do with your own time is your own business honey, I don't care

Reginald (Trevor) stage whispers up to Reign "acerbic little bugger, ain't he?"

[DM] looks at you with an even steady gaze

[Laila (Jessica)] You are rather insulting, and i dont appreciate you

[Laila (Jessica)] being that way

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I lift him up and remove my helm

Finglass (mikE) groans

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] ON the boat you are the captain

Reginald (Trevor) takes helm.

[Laila (Jessica)] we need your help, we are willing to be nice

[Laila (Jessica)] we are nice

[Sean] I am away from the keyboard.

[DM] I am in charge

[DM] regardless

[Grug] Grug is nice, Damn it!

[DM] looks you in the eye

[Laila (Jessica)] That doesnt mean you can insult us

[Laila (Jessica)] we have done nothing to you [DM] after you face down a hurricane wind send by the sea devils

[DM] then maybe you can start to clean my bilge

[DM] until then

[DM] you are not even fit to swab my decks

Laila (Jessica) crosses her arms, taps foot in indignation

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] If you ever speak disrespectfully to a woman in my prescence again or any one of the dragon slayers I will personally gut you from stem to stern with my horns

[Finglass (mikE)] does this mean I won't have to do any labor on board, captain?

Reginald (Trevor) giggles.

Finglass (mikE) grins

Laila (Jessica) whispers "thank you Reign"

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I wont question or authority or knowledge of the open seas. But dont you dare question who you work for

[DM] he sneers at ou

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] YOu work for us

[DM] I work for the prince

[DM] and you are only passengers

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] No now you work for us

[DM] I answer only to him

[DM] raises his eye brow

[Grug] elves are funny

[DM] care to tell the prince that?

Laila (Jessica) taps Grug

Finglass (mikE) nods to grug

[DM] that you think you are in charge now?

Laila (Jessica) shakes her head

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] YOu wont have a voice to answer to anyone once I get done with you

[DM] that I am willing to forgoe my allegiance to him for your motley crew

[DM] wry smile,

Laila (Jessica) takes a few steps back, peeks out from behind Reign

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] I never asked you to forgoe your allegiance

Grug laughs at elf

[Finglass (mikE)] Good Captain, the prince has told /me/ that you may be able to help us find a crew worthy of your expertice.

[Reginald (Trevor)] Reign, shall we just have Almarin get orders from the prince? Would circumvent this whole thing. Without you killing our Captain.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Almarin is the prince

[Laila (Jessica)] Almarin is the princew

[Reginald (Trevor)] Oh.

[Grug] princes are funny

[Reginald (Trevor)] Well, then why don't we get him down here to talk to Swabby here?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Almarin is a dragon/ was a dragon slayer as are we

Laila (Jessica) thwaps Grug

[Grug] it's one letter away from princess

[Laila (Jessica)] lol

[DM] oh really just go fetch the prince to come down to the docks

[DM] sneers

[DM] turns his back to you

Reginald (Trevor) shrugs

[Reginald (Trevor)] Okay.

[DM] we sail at sunset

[Reginald (Trevor)] Shll I go fetch him Reign?

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] That we shall. BOb I am still holding him up

[DM] he stalks on board

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] N

[DM] ok

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] NO bob I haven't let him go

[Reginald (Trevor)] Funny how he stalks with his collar held.

[DM] looks you in the eye

[DM] we sail at sunset

[DM] either you can pick a crew

[DM] or I can

[DM] looks at your hand

[Finglass (mikE)] Maybe you could?

Reginald (Trevor) tugs at Reign's sleeve.

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Laila how about you go and get the prince while I see if a bit of blood flow to this man's brain helps him think better

[Reginald (Trevor)] Calm down big guy.

[Finglass (mikE)] Reign, can you put him down? we need to find a crew.

[Reginald (Trevor)] I'll go with Laila.

Reign Tandem (Fritz) turns him upside down and holds him by one leg

[DM] oh look the little people come to his rescue

Laila (Jessica) nods at Reign

Reginald (Trevor) blanches.

[Laila (Jessica)] but without teh gnome

[DM] he looks at you

[Grug] maybe we should get a tatoo

[DM] apparently un afraid

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Both of you go...safety in numbers

[Laila (Jessica)] ok

Reginald (Trevor) mumbles "Here come the fireworks..."

[Finglass (mikE)] reign, i'd rather not have to act against you, but i'd really like you to put him down now...

[DM] after you hear the song of the morkoth

[DM] you will not fear the sounds of any other beast

[Reginald (Trevor)] Let's go Laila.

Laila (Jessica) heads off to find the Prince

Reign Tandem (Fritz) drops him...

[Reginald (Trevor)] Sooner we find Almarin sooner we put Capy here in his place.

[DM] fritz, make a perception check

Reginald (Trevor) follows Laila

[DM] rolls and comes to his feet

[Reign Tandem (Fritz)] Roll #1: (d20) [2] 2

Laila (Jessica) glances back at the gnome, tells him to walk faster

[Reginald (Trevor)] Remind me... is low good?

[Finglass (mikE)] ((damn, and i was just about to ask if you had metal gauntlets, fritz. heehee))

[DM] you notice a wall of water shaped like a hand slowly sinking back into the bay behind the dock

[Grug] they have water hands

[DM] the captain stands up

Reginald (Trevor) hurries his gnomish butt up.

[DM] we sail at sunset

[DM] and he stalks onto the ship

[DM] leaving you on the gangplank

[Finglass (mikE)] i follow him, asking if he would help us find a worthy crew

[DM] apparently to board on your own

[DM] he scowls at you, and just what would you look for pretty boy?

[DM] a nice cut to his blouse?

[Reginald (Trevor)] ooc Damn this NPC is an asshole.

[DM] or maybe someone who is all puffed out in a metal can like your friends

[Laila (Jessica)] ooc, he is a real elf

[Finglass (mikE)] no, I'm not into that. But I don't know what to look for, and the prince suggested you would help us find a suitable crew.

[Laila (Jessica)] take a lesson or five

[Trevor] Not all elves are assholes.

[Sean] I am back at the keyboard.

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] (and some elves just make cookies)

[Trevor] See? Case in point :-D

[DM] good at least one of you listened to the prince

[Finglass (mikE)] I try.

[Fritz] Elves from this island are all like this

[DM] ok,

[DM] so I think that this is a good spot to end for the night

[Fritz] remember When I don't use reign and am fritz I am ooc

[Finglass (mikE)] k. night, all.

[DM] we remember

[E. L. Fudge (Sean)] Goodnight!

[Laila (Jessica)] night all

[Grug] lol

[Fritz] kk. I hang around him bob

[DM] and I will email everyone

[Grug] ok

[Jessica] i had fun

[DM] to let them know about the details of the night

[DM] and the next two weeks

[DM] and beyond I hope

[DM] I have some maps to scan in

[DM] some adventure stuff to type up

[DM] lots of prep work but it will be a fun set of adventures

mikE has left the game.

[Fritz] Bob I have some boat maps do you want them? Do you want me to make some open water maps as well?

[DM] should go fairly smoothly

[DM] one open water map woudl be nice

Jessica has left the game.

[DM] a nice background

[Reginald (Trevor)] Alright Bob, talk to you on later.

[DM] and then some boats to use as icons

[DM] on it

[DM] to show ships moving

Trevor has left the game.

[Fritz] You got it will have it made for you

Sean has left the game.

[DM] thanks

[DM] will be fun I think

[DM] no one could have imagined being back in the island kingdoms

[DM] smile

[Fritz] Yep oh and is this the original Dawn or a new dawn

[Fritz] yea I know

[DM] new dawn

[DM] the origianl is in pag

[Fritz] Ok then name her "New DAwn" Yeah I thought so

[DM] nods,

[Fritz] night

Grug has left the game.

[DM] night

Fritz has left the game.